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Sam May 20th, 2009 04:05 PM

EXCEPT FOR SHRUBFEST. :love

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 04:08 PM

WHAT ABOUT STEWERT?

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 04:11 PM

EVERYBODY SHOULD LOVE GENTLE, GENTILE STEWERT.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 629198)
I didn't realize that asking you if something was in your textbook meant that we were best buddies or some shit to begin with. I don't know how you came to that conclusion at all.

Not buddies. But I tend to be less helpful to people who swing violently from "civil" to "dick" with no provocation.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 629198)
I didn't realize that asking you if something was in your textbook meant that we were best buddies or some shit to begin with. I don't know how you came to that conclusion at all.

It's an ancient Japanese ritual of courtship that was used when a samurai wanted to date a ninja.

Sam May 20th, 2009 04:22 PM

Poor Stewert. :(

Tadao May 20th, 2009 04:33 PM

He's not like the others.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 05:38 PM

I might make it to the NIN/Janes Addiction show tonight.

Dimnos May 20th, 2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 629207)
I might make it to the NIN/Janes Addiction show tonight.

You suck!!!! I would be kicking people in the nuts to get to that.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 06:26 PM

I get to watch American Idol tonight and call my mom to tell her who won.

Seeing as I hate American Idol, I'm going to bank on nothing being revealed until the last 10 mins or so- not sitting through all that "after the break" shit.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 06:30 PM

I saw Jane's when they did the very first Lalapalooza tour, which was supposed to be the last show. IDK, I bet they still sound good. Lol, I forgot NIN was at that show too. All I remeber is Trent knocking over the keyboard players keyboard through the whole show. And then I saw the video for Pigs (I think) and he was doing it in the video as well. I guess it's his "thing".

Dimnos May 20th, 2009 06:30 PM

Why even watch it at all. You know as soon as the show is over people MSN and Yahoo are going to have it posted all over the damn place.

Dimnos May 20th, 2009 06:33 PM

Trent can go suck a dick for all I care. I have tried to go to a Janes Addiction concert 3 times and every time my tickets were sold out from under me. I have almost strangled people to death 3 times because of it. >:

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 06:35 PM

Dimnos: you have a point.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 06:37 PM

Apparently the voice of Mickey Mouse just died. Apparently his wife is the voice of Minnie Mouse. Guess that used to work out well.

Dimnos May 20th, 2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 629218)
Apparently the voice of Mickey Mouse just died. Apparently his wife is the voice of Minnie Mouse. Guess that used to work out well.

Im surprised he was still kicking after all this time. :lol

Tadao May 20th, 2009 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 629215)
Why even watch it at all. You know as soon as the show is over people MSN and Yahoo are going to have it posted all over the damn place.

Because MSN and Yahoo don't provide half nekid women dancing in front of you.

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2009 06:46 PM

The only Jane's Addition song I really like is Ocean Size. I'm probably going to be seeing NIN in August though.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 06:51 PM

I would have loved to see the NIN/Bowie show, where they did NIN songs, the Bowie came out and they did the few NIN/Bowie songs, then it was all Bowie from there on.

Aaarg May 20th, 2009 07:19 PM

dude, nin/bowie would be fucking awesome. one of my old co-workers had been to one of those shows. bitch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 629203)
It's an ancient Japanese ritual of courtship that was used when a samurai wanted to date a ninja.

i'm a ninja. . . want to date me?

Tadao May 20th, 2009 07:27 PM

I am not a Samurai. I know how to wield a sword.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 07:37 PM

Who would date a ninja? You'd never know when he was coming.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 07:40 PM

Weird. Apparently there was a gunman/lockdown at U California Irvine and I didn't see it in the news at all...whole thing came and went on twitter updates from people on campus.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 07:46 PM

GOD DAMMIT! The show is at Irvine Meadows.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 07:48 PM

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/p...message-gunman

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 07:50 PM

Yeah, that's the first news story I've seen.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 07:51 PM

Well, I hope he shoots me deaded.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 07:51 PM

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23UCI

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Not buddies. But I tend to be less helpful to people who swing violently from "civil" to "dick" with no provocation.
Oh sorry I forgot that you were an innocent victim when you took a picture of me and modified it to insult me. Isn't this also a message board in which people are sometimes dicks? Better go cry about it.

Fuck you guys are stupid.

Especially considering that tadao has been portraying himself, at least it seems to me, as some master provocateur (which is code for guy who can't put up a fight but wants to seem like he's SO MANIPULATIVE and TRICKY hahahaha :rolleyes it's his satyagraha :lol ).

executioneer May 20th, 2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 629218)
Apparently the voice of Mickey Mouse just died. Apparently his wife is the voice of Minnie Mouse. Guess that used to work out well.

I WONDER IF THEY EVER DID THE VOICES DURING COITUS

Tadao May 20th, 2009 08:16 PM

Kahl, get over me already. It is a forbidden love.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:18 PM

You're such a pussy, tadao. You can't even put up a good fight.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:19 PM

BUT DONT WORRY YOUR PSUEDO-APATHY WILL WIN THE DAY IN THE EYES OF OTHERS

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:20 PM

YOU MUST CALCULATE YOUR EVERY MOVEMENT IF YOU WISH TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:21 PM

RIGHT NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR ANOTHER COMMENT ABOUT FOOT STOMPING

ITS A PIVOTAL MOMENT FOR SUCH A REMARK

:lol this is hilarious

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 08:23 PM

I did the picture well after you started being a dick. If you're being a dick for no good reason, you deserve whatever's coming to you. In my worthless fatuglybitch opinion.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:27 PM

Yea, but not to you. And who are you to judge who was being the biggest dick, dickbag? Mind your own business. Tadao was acting like an ignorant sap so I just gave him what was coming to him.

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 08:31 PM

Are we back to the "chat thread is your private pissoir" thing again?

The dick thing, as I said, is my opinion. In my opinion, for no particular reason, you started behaving like a dick.

But no, really, tell us more about how beneath you we all are. That's not tired at all.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:33 PM

hey kitsa, you had the opportunity to shut the fuck up, but you kept talking.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:35 PM

I forgot that on this message people can act like ignorant fucks and not expect to be called on it. And also kahljorn isn't allowed to defend himself or talk shit on assholes.

Sorry I forgot. Please continue talking about stupid shit. Sorry for ruining your experience of the chat thread.

Tadao May 20th, 2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 629244)
RIGHT NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR ANOTHER COMMENT ABOUT FOOT STOMPING

ITS A PIVOTAL MOMENT FOR SUCH A REMARK

:lol this is hilarious

Sorry I found some tasty kelp to go with my oysters. YOU SIR ARE A CHILD!

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 08:36 PM

what a coincidence, I was just about to post the same about you.

Aaarg May 20th, 2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 629237)
I WONDER IF THEY EVER DID THE VOICES DURING COITUS

you know he would try to and it would just kill the mood and she'd get pissed and all "fuck you, fuck you if you think this is funny, fuck you" because she had a temper like that.

but then a few months later she'd pull out the minnie voice and he'd get pissed because of the double standard.

they had a pretty rough relationship.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:41 PM

Quote:

Sorry I found some tasty kelp to go with my oysters. YOU SIR ARE A CHILD!
Sorry tadao you missed the magical moment :(

Hey, so anyway, what is your source on all of this samurai shit so I can read it?

Kitsa May 20th, 2009 08:42 PM

So the UC Irvine guy was apparently some doof wandering the campus in fatigues and carrying a paintball gun. I hope the police takedown was severe, just on general fucking principle. What idiot walks around a school campus nowadays with fatigues and a gun?

MetalMilitia May 20th, 2009 08:42 PM

It was probably in their contract that they would not, under any circumstances, use the voices during intercourse. Those voices belong to Disney Corporation!

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 08:42 PM

I bet minnie mouse SOUNDED like minnie mouse during coitus. :lol I know of this one girl who sounds like a cartoon character when she's getting fucked. OOOO OoooOOoo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! all in a crazy falsetto-like voice.

kahljorn May 20th, 2009 09:59 PM

She also had a black clit and some nasty titties, and she always acted slutty BUT sophisticated and apathetic.
She also kind of looked like a bobblehead cause she had a gigantic head :O

Esuohlim May 21st, 2009 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx
...two infractions and i didn't even say a word!
Quote:

  • 4. Do not reply to EVERYTHING

"excessive reply combo"..
seriously? seriouussllllly? It was FOUR posts!

let's completely disregard the fact that it was my first night here and everything was new to me, i received an infraction for four posts in several hours in separate threads and topics?

is this how i-mockery operates, or are you just a smelly bonehead? >:

INTERNET ANGER

Plus he only received one infraction for one post.

Also, he's 15.

Misdemonar May 21st, 2009 03:39 PM

INFRACTRATE HIS FACE

Dimnos May 21st, 2009 04:10 PM

Smelly Bonehead. That is going to be my new favorite.

Tadao May 21st, 2009 05:19 PM

Isn't being 15 here illegal? Ban him for 3 years.

Kitsa May 21st, 2009 05:51 PM

how was the show?

Tadao May 21st, 2009 06:10 PM

It we got to Orange County way too late, like 11pm and Janes was just rapping up. We figured NIN wouldn't start till at least 10pm. So we went out to Hollywood and ate Thai food.

Kitsa May 21st, 2009 06:29 PM

oh well, it had to be a better time than being in the middle of some big crowd.

Tadao May 21st, 2009 06:43 PM

I'm actually fine with large crowds of people, I can't stand the crowds of people where I'm supposed to be interested in them though. Like say parties.

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brokensaint82 (Post 628810)
As for Publover you are a sad sad person for only knowing richard pryor for superman 3 and not even knwoing GEORGE Carlin......i would post youtube links to try and help you but since you wouldnt watch them regardless why even bother i merely shake my head and walk away from a sad human being like you

:lol

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 07:31 PM

He totally nailed me there, Guys. >:

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 629035)
I just got a spam email with the title:

WE ARE GIVING OUT GIANT COCKS


...it's the sort of thing you can't help but try and picture.

Did you accept many cocks? :eek

Room for one more? :orgasm

Don't worry, it can't be called a Giant, no matter how generous the description. :x

Tadao May 21st, 2009 07:41 PM

8=D

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 07:56 PM

The Kahl/T fight was good. :)

K won, but only because T didn't post a picture of his dick or a cat.

It held nothing to the old Dr Boogie martial arts fight he had with Ninjavenom/Bigmisterfrosty ( I don't remember the second guy but it was a great thread) :vet4lyfe

Kitsa May 21st, 2009 08:31 PM

I never pursued the cocks thing. I'll always wonder what might have been, I guess.

Sam May 21st, 2009 08:35 PM

It was wreckreation. :vet

Sam May 21st, 2009 08:48 PM

THIS IS THE THREAD IN QUESTION: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

Kitsa May 21st, 2009 08:52 PM

:rolleyes

I love it when people are like NO, NO, NUH-UH when they argue...don't know why I find it so funny but it's all over that damn thread.

Tadao May 21st, 2009 08:58 PM

The simple argument of "No it isn't fag" used to be effective a long long time ago.

Sam May 21st, 2009 09:06 PM

No it wasn't, fag.

Tadao May 21st, 2009 09:11 PM

Fuck you you little ignorant bastard, just look at the boards history.

Zomboid May 21st, 2009 09:20 PM

YOU THINK YOU'RE A VET

YOU IGNORANT BASTARD!

Tadao May 21st, 2009 09:43 PM


Aaarg May 21st, 2009 10:00 PM

tits! tits! it's the blimp, frank, the blimp!

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 10:40 PM

Between them, brokensaint82 & 90's Child have double-teamed my concept of 'well known fringe culture" into "highly obscure unorthodoxy".

No wonder I can't leave the house! None of my interests overlap with those of the common man.

Well, apart from our mutual all-consuming lust for penis.

Dimnos May 21st, 2009 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achimp
I would like mind powers to make people's monitors explode in their faces. >:

That was beautiful. :lol

Pub Lover May 21st, 2009 10:46 PM

Before his prostate fell out, AChimp was the funniest guy here. :tear

Shyandquietguy May 22nd, 2009 03:31 PM

Jesus fucking Christ, I've only been on the internet for an hour and a half and I'm fucking bored.

See you guys later, I'm gonna change my oil. It's a fucking Overhead Crank V6!

Pub Lover May 22nd, 2009 03:50 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2009 05:05 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao May 22nd, 2009 05:07 PM

3 wolfs and a moon tshirt made it into the washington post today. :/

Kitsa May 22nd, 2009 10:27 PM

I have only gotten this site to load twice all day :(

Kitsa May 22nd, 2009 11:09 PM

double post

Aaarg May 23rd, 2009 01:09 AM

i am feeling generous tonight. i bought a bunch of food for my hosts because they are coming back sunday. i fed the kittens twice as much food! i also tossed extra crickets into the gecko's tank!

Shyandquietguy May 23rd, 2009 01:59 AM

Hey guys, I wanna talk about cars!

I got a bitchin' station wagon. I absolutely hope I can modify the engine in some manner though. I don't have money!!

It's a Buick!!

Dimnos May 23rd, 2009 02:29 AM

WE ARE WATCHING THE MOVIE! SHHHH!

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 02:34 AM

Cars are gay.

Shyandquietguy May 23rd, 2009 04:16 AM

Cars are not gay. :( They can't be gay!!! They are inanimate objects!!! But I do think they need loving!!!

Zhukov May 23rd, 2009 07:53 AM

Is that some kind of tank or armoured vehicle?

Aaarg May 23rd, 2009 08:53 AM

one time i saw a car having sex with another car and they were both female so yes cars are in fact gay.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2009 09:56 AM

Went to a friends concert in his attic last night. Ended up meeting some girl and talking to her after. She gave me her number to call her about a concert next week and then I found out she was 18. I should really really not call her.....right?

Zhukov May 23rd, 2009 11:02 AM

Why not? Is 18 illegal in your country, or are you 16 or something?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2009 11:08 AM

I'm 24. 18 is legal but really young. For me at least.

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 03:25 PM

Don't be dumb. If she is interesting and can hold a conversation, do it.

Sam May 23rd, 2009 04:04 PM

WHY WASTE YOUR TIME WHEN YOU GOT THAT SISTER OF YOURS.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2009 04:08 PM

She might be. I was kind of drunk when I was talking to her. She told me her name at least 4 times and the 4th time I remembered it. She is a redhead which is always nice.

6 years might not be much of a gap but 18-24 gap is. I'll be all like "Hey, want to go to a bar to hang out?" and she'll be like "No, I have to go to homeroom tomorrow. Will you be my prom date?"

:(

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 04:12 PM

Which is great cause you get to ditch her and go to the bar. Dude, try looking on the bright side of things once in a while. :rolleyes

Sam May 23rd, 2009 04:12 PM

I'D DO IT.

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 04:15 PM

Now for answering your questions we would like another picture of your sister.

Sam May 23rd, 2009 04:16 PM

IN THE MEDIA PLAY SUIT

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2009 04:26 PM

:SISTERSPLOITATION

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 04:44 PM

I'll ploitation on your sister

Page brak better be of your sis >:

Tadao May 23rd, 2009 04:47 PM

You know you want to.


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