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Tadao Jul 25th, 2011 04:07 PM

Turn it in to Nadar anyways.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2011 04:07 PM

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 25th, 2011 04:08 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2011 04:08 PM

I guess I can go back to not buying from Omaha Steaks, then. :\

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2011 04:10 PM

Their feedback on facebook is hilarious. I love "the Great Ham Scam"!

Aaarg Jul 25th, 2011 06:10 PM

Aren't they one of those companies that sells meat out of their trucks? I guess they just deliver meat.

One time somebody came to the door trying to sell frozen meat and my sister bought some because the guy's shirt said "nobody beats our meat."


Grislygus Jul 25th, 2011 07:08 PM

Fuck the product, I would have bought the shirt

creeposaurus Jul 25th, 2011 07:30 PM

Chojin Jul 25th, 2011 09:12 PM

i'd be tempted to write them a nasty letter all about early termination of business contracts but i really can't be fuct

also i think the world has enough legal threats in it

Aaarg Jul 25th, 2011 09:50 PM

sometimes i pretend one of my cats is a pokemon and he just says "greybo greybo greybo! grey-bo? greyboooooo!"

yes i have a cat named greybo

he has a different name at the vet's office because greybo.

Fathom Zero Jul 25th, 2011 09:54 PM


k0k0 Jul 25th, 2011 09:55 PM

I had a cat named Blacky, who was black and my girlfriend didn't want me using her real name at the vets so they wouldn't think we were racist. I told her it wasn't racist, the cat was black. The vet made more of a deal about my dog being named Puppy than the cat being Blacky.

I once had a couple of homeless drifters stay in my house for 3 weeks. I was trying to get with the girl drifter. Anyways, the guy drifter's nickname was Whitey even though he was black. Was pretty funny shit when he'd introduce himself to people. I never got with the girl drifter, although I did see her naked a few times.

Aaarg Jul 25th, 2011 10:15 PM

my grandmother had a black poodle named spook and one time some neighborhood kid (black kid) asked her what her dog's name was, she paused for a minute and said fido or some generic dog name.

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2011 03:37 AM

So I was browsing the SA forums (shut it) and I came across this post. Spoilered for table-breaking.


Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2011 03:43 AM

lol but srsly he's dumb

Pentegarn Jul 26th, 2011 06:21 AM

That's the most coherent thing he has ever posted anywhere

Zhukov Jul 26th, 2011 11:22 AM

He's actually homeless :lol

That's actually terrible. Why does he act like such a toss? I'd send him money if he didn't.

creeposaurus Jul 26th, 2011 12:34 PM

I had a goldfish named Henry cos he was glutton

King Hadas Jul 26th, 2011 12:52 PM

There seems to be something wrong with the birthday bar at the bottom of the forum. What could it be? I guess we'd all better just take a look then huh.

k0k0 Jul 26th, 2011 12:56 PM

Keep fishing, I'm not gonna be the first person to say it.

Aaarg Jul 26th, 2011 01:07 PM

hadas does your avatar hamburger have fingers in it?

King Hadas Jul 26th, 2011 01:15 PM

maybe, might just be a bit of grease though. Or some refried beans. or a slice of folded ham.

Aaarg Jul 26th, 2011 01:27 PM

oh well happy birthday anyway enjoy your cheesefinger

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2011 02:26 PM

Happt birhjday king midas

Chojin Jul 26th, 2011 02:30 PM



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