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so my roommate is like this french chick who spent like her entire life living in a boarding school, and so she's super hilarious and unfortunately naive in this environment. I just taught her how to use a dishwasher the other morning -- I come home, there's a spoon, a wine glass, three kitchen rags and a sponge going through the heavy rinse cycle.
I tried explaining to her that we're not supposed to wash those things, but even I didn't understand why not. |
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i washed sponges all the time in the dishwasher. Keeps em fresh.
id be more concerned about her wasting water for five items ;/ |
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My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.
Haha, I'm all over the place. |
You're a knock-around guy, a free wheeling spirit that doesn't play by the rules
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A child molester.
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Guys why is a vagina less than half an inch a way from a butthole
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because good things come in clusters
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Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.
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Lo, for God madeth woman to be tempting not on the will of need, but of seduction.
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I get high fives from it. |
Then you found yourself a keeper. Or a porn star.
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buttholes
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why are buttholes by balls
why do we ever have to poop |
I think the omnipresence of porn has really changed the sexual norm. I have a friend who's an OB surgical nurse, and she said that even 9 months pregnant she sees more women shaved than hairy.
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The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.
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are you talking about pram maven the child molester from portland oregon that produces music and claymation
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i see alot of shaved varinas but not enough shaved buttholes :(
more like buttlols :) |
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And I get in trouble for red pickling this sad fag?
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I'm just a dumb faggot for sure. Eveyone, lets just agree on that.
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