:lol

Was this a chess thing? :confused

Worst first date I ever had was when the guy picked me up and told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. He actually SAID THAT. The rest of the time was filled with general creepiness, then around midnight he said he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up. When I demurred, he insisted on taking me to see the forest preserve where he went to "think". I won't lie, a couple of times on that date I seriously wondered if I was going to make it back alive.

The whole situation kind of deteriorated from there, what with him calling my house constantly and my mother arranging dates with him for me because she liked his shiny red sportscar :( He was in one of my classes and could tell me exactly what I was doing in all the others, right down to what songs we were analyzing in Music Theory. Eventually I had to get the university's approval to take the rest of my class privately and do my final in the professor's office due to the stalkerish situation.

He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.

Is Mr. Kitsa up for breaking some legs?

Not if the game's on.

GOOD MAN. :posh

Kinda like how I'd be as a parent.

NEVER FORGET.

You have this story and you have let people in this place call me creepy? >:

Kitsa, wow. I don't think I've ever really been on a bad date, so my worst one is only on technicality: Everything went really well, then I leaned in to kiss her at the end of the date and she said 'no', and I left it at that. She later became my girlfriend and said she didn't want to kiss me on that date because she had never kissed a guy before and was nervous.

SUCH A BAD RESULT FOR A FIRST DATE.

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see, I wait long enough and you answer your own questions.

Is that bitch? Is bitch censored now? Like ****** and faggot?

maybe it's nigga

GUESS NOT

holy shit is ****** still censored?

what the fuck, i-mockery

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC AND SUBVERSIVE ON THE INTERNET NOW

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE FUCK ARIEL PINK THINKS ABOUT 9/11

/whiteperson problems

man fuck you guys

I don't even know what the asterisked thing is, but I'm offended by anyone saying it.

Motherfucker cracker jack needs to step the fuck back.

Sorry man, I won't try to guess it.

It is censored because I scandalized them. I scandalized all of them. :eek

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