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dammit, Pub, I was going to make a valentines thread closer to the day :(

When is the day? :eek

No one reads this thread anyway. :eek

Assuredly not my posts in it. :eek

I'm trying out a new recipe for a flourless torte. It uses quinoa. Smells good so far...

This thread is the only one I make sure to read.

General Question: I have some silver fake leather. What do I make with it?

If I make a costume with it, I'll rarely wear it, so what practical daywear could I create?

A costume.

a daycostume

like gloves or weird socks

A LEATHER THONG.

WITH MATCHING BIKINI TOP.

TO WEAR FOR ME.

This or the gloves.

I'd thought uber tight trousers or hot pants. I've got loads, so I could probably make all of the above anyway.

one of those leather hats that gay bikers or bad guys wore in old movies

This was going to be my suggestion earlier. :eek

But then I was disgusted at myself for being really eager to see your ass in them. :eek

When my internet perverseness matches my real perverseness I get ashamed. :eek

Guys, she has a great butt. Vote that idea higher. :eek

how is that perverse for you? :lol

I must be old or straight or something because the first thing I thought of was a backpack or bag of some sort.

A 28 year old virgin whose only outlet is exaggerated sexual 'jokes' on the internet. :eek

yea but usually your jokes are about manhandling penises and now its like, "ID LIKE TO SEE YOU IN SOME SEXY PANTS" which i dunno just seems normal and non-perverse by comparison