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Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 12:34 PM

I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.

Dammit!

Misdemonar May 2nd, 2009 12:59 PM

WAS IT DEATH

Kitsa May 2nd, 2009 01:02 PM

I actually like my in-laws.

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 01:31 PM

I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2009 01:47 PM

In Steven Seagal's film Hard to Kill he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 01:55 PM

I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.

Sam May 2nd, 2009 02:03 PM

So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up? :rolleyes

Tadao May 2nd, 2009 02:05 PM

FUCKYOUSAMYOUBASTARD

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2009 02:40 PM


Tadao May 2nd, 2009 02:55 PM

He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.

Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off.

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2009 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 626936)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 626933)
My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek

Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.

Having experienced the party, I beg to differ. :suicide

Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 11:50 AM

You stuck around? :hypno Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM


Tadao May 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM

I haven't heard Slim in years.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:01 PM

It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.

Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 12:03 PM

Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM

David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:13 PM

That's strange. :eek



I liked Ya Mama's video more.

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:15 PM

Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!

Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM


Dimnos May 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM


Tadao May 3rd, 2009 12:20 PM

http://www.davidbyrne.com/here_lies_love/index.php

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM

DUDE. AND DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.

Sam May 3rd, 2009 12:27 PM

WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW? :rolleyes

Fathom Zero May 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM

BOOTOOB ON A SAM


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