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RaNkeri Jun 18th, 2010 02:33 PM

fgt

Dimnos Jun 18th, 2010 02:38 PM

Anything smaller than a B is just sick.

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2010 02:50 PM

Unless you're into small boys. Then it's right up your alley.

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2010 02:53 PM

depends on the shape of the woman involved, some things just look ridiculously disproportionate.

Small boobs on someone with my shape would just be sad, so I guess at least I balance out.

Chojin Jun 18th, 2010 04:19 PM

i usually wear a size small now. a year ago i was bordering on XXL.

i have mixed feelings about this

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2010 04:43 PM

I need to use the Chojin weight loss system. Just without the Randy Orton crush.

Chojin Jun 18th, 2010 05:25 PM

This is what I used:

Version 2.0:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the...-loss-handbook

Version 1.0 is in this torrent:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4628392/Fitness.rar

Version 2.0 is updated due to studies that had been completed since 1.0 and therefore has some new recommendations for supplements and cardio. Also 2.0 includes a strength training guide and online diet plan (I don't use either of them, tbh, but I think most people would find them helpful). I bought the 2.0 book after the diet helped me lose 40 lbs; I figured it was the least I could do.

For strength training, I did Starting Strength:

Site:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wi..._Strength_Wiki

Torrent:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4776...ook_and_DVDrip

Now I just do my own system, because my squats were getting so high that I was frequently injuring myself due to the weight and frequency (SS has you squat every other day, which is fine when you're just...starting). My current system is basically the SS variant that uses chins instead of power cleans, then I added a couple exercises to hit areas that SS is weak on and increased the reps to 10x.

So my new lifitng schedule looks like this (incl. weight from a 22 lb standard bar):

A:
Squat 10x3 @ 142 lbs
Bench press 10x3 @ 152 lbs
Standing curlz 10x3 @ 47 lbs

B:
Clean pulls 10x3 @ 202 lbs
Seated military press 10x3 @ 102 lbs
Deadlifts 5x1 @ 252 lbs

Then I also do pullups/chinups and dragon flags at the end of the workouts if I can.

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2010 05:33 PM

KO KO MUST BE A FGT AND THATS PROLLY WHY HIS AVATAR IS A SHUDDERING PENIS


CHOJIN IS TRAINING TO BE A NAZI? ITG ALL MAKES SENSE

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2010 05:41 PM

dragon flag?

Chojin Jun 18th, 2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 689677)
dragon flag?



it's an ab exercise invented by bruce lee

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2010 06:01 PM

Fuck. Looks fun as hell.

Chojin Jun 18th, 2010 06:03 PM

yeah, it looking rad as hell contributed to my decision

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2010 06:04 PM

:lol

i think that's the same exercise powdered toast man does

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2010 10:41 PM

Amazing how fast good evenings go to shit.

Anyway, I was at a concert earlier this evening and some guy looked like Jake Busey and all I could think was I FOOKED UR MOM. And fuck you guys for ruining it for me :(

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2010 10:43 PM

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 19th, 2010 12:47 AM

Fuck. I would never want to meet jake busey.

What else.....chojin that exorcise looks badass. Maybe too much for me.

I'm watching tosh.0 and they have chris crocker on. He has long hair and I'm pretty sure I would do (her). Kinda had some drinks.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2010 04:51 AM

i was watching that southpark where they meet that guy when they are getting internet money the other day and i was like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUy and now i know :(

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2010 05:31 AM

There was also a guy who looked exactly like John C Reilly but I didn't take a picture of him as he was a mental health patient and I don't do that shit.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2010 07:53 AM

you mean this?

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2010 07:53 AM

Are you sure John C Reilly isn't a mental health patient?

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2010 07:55 AM

man i suck at youtube :(

anyway its that mean senator dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v60oNUoHBYM

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2010 09:04 PM

More like this, only more forehead wrinkles. Otherwise he looked remarkably like him.


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 19th, 2010 09:45 PM

Wow, fuck that senator guy.

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2010 10:00 PM

I dunno, he seems kind of paranoid :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2010 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 689725)
Wow, fuck that senator guy.

Guy's a douche. But so was the student.

Student filming representative walking down the street. Asks loaded question. Rep asks question in return "Who are you?" - student refuses to answer. (Reasonable question - the student addressed him by name, so he already had some information about Rep - student should have answered immediately - and did not, merely repeated the question several times.)

Rep gets pissed off. Gets caught on film/posted on YouTube.

In retrospect, Rep should have either ignored the student, or (better choice) since the student refused to identify himself, just say pleasantly "I have no comment to those who haven't the courage to stand behind their questioning."


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