I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ~~ruin~~ DEFENESTRATE everything :(

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Rongi

Aug 8th, 2011 02:45 PM

defenestrate is the best word ever

Rongi

Aug 8th, 2011 03:02 PM

you guys season four of breaking bad isn't that great so far

im kind of bummed about this

k0k0	Aug 8th, 2011 03:11 PM

I think it's great, but it's not awesome yet. Although I am sure it'll arrive at that point soon. I enjoy the characters interacting with eachother and watching everything slowly come into play. I am sure soon we'll have some crazy shit going down.

Esuohlim

Aug 8th, 2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736406)

Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

THE NON-HIPSTER TALKED ABOUT DOSTOEVSKY, HUH?

Sam	Aug 8th, 2011 04:02 PM

THE EVIDENCE IS PILING UP.

Esuohlim

Aug 8th, 2011 04:08 PM

HIPSTER PATROL

Rongi

Aug 8th, 2011 04:36 PM

F*CK YALL

Rongi

Aug 8th, 2011 04:38 PM

guys she spoke russian what the hell else was i supposed to talk about ivan drago

Fathom Zero

Aug 8th, 2011 04:39 PM

"hey bby can u help me with dis vodka?"

Rongi

Aug 8th, 2011 04:43 PM

SORRY GUYS MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY WITH HER >:

Esuohlim

Aug 8th, 2011 05:07 PM

The ramifications of Chernobyl is a great ice-breaker

Sam	Aug 8th, 2011 05:11 PM

HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

elx	Aug 8th, 2011 07:07 PM

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k0k0	Aug 8th, 2011 07:09 PM

Isn't that like asking a jewish person if they how hot the fires in the ovens were?

executioneer

Aug 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

Esuohlim

Aug 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 736459)

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 736456)

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:ducksauce

k0k0	Aug 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

I know several jewish people who would probably follow you. You could probably get a ton of them and rent out a train to put them all on. Then take them all to get baked in a warehouse or something. Jewbake 2011?