Babies, the latest in self defence
 

Finally! I never thought there would ever be an use for the little poop factories.

While I like modern medicine just fine, one of it's real downsides is that we're supposed to now care if babies die.

Haha, I'm such an internet hardass. >:

Man what ever happened to kids are to be seen not heard? And the notion that you have kids for a free labor force? >: The modern age pisses me off.

lol i see kids bossing their parents around all the time.

"Is this the thing you wanted?" "NO THATS NOT THE ONE THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT YOURE STUPID MOMMY"

serious.