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Sam Jan 31st, 2008 08:48 PM

YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 529264)
November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

That sounds terrible :(

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 529265)
YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

SAM

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 529263)
So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

You have fatigue because your body has been fighting a bad virus and is worn the shit out. Sounds like you are on the verge of getting better. Have some hot chocolate and pull one off to your favorite porn.

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 09:17 PM

Way ahead of you :eek

Sam Jan 31st, 2008 09:22 PM

ESOUHLIM

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 10:24 PM

SMA

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 10:33 PM

samilhouse

Sam Jan 31st, 2008 10:44 PM

That would probably be the greatest person to ever post here, besides Samboid.

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 05:52 AM

mlihouse it is probably the dreaded lurgy

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 05:58 AM

day 1-approximately 21: i have a runny nose
day 22: i wake up with a sorethroat, figure i should stay home so i can get some stuff done (and stay away from jerks); sorethroat gradually turns into "wheeze wheeze wtf i cant breath very well"
day 23: i call my work @ 4am cause i can't get to sleep with all the coughing (is it replicating pods, no at least i hope not); fall back asleep until 9 and then go get coughdrops and nyquil and the type of tylenol sinus they make meth outta; am awake until ~ 5pm and then do not wake back up permanently until 2 am
day 24: probably will call off work again :(

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:05 PM

I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:09 PM

speaking of which



this hit a little too close to home for me :'<

Dixie Feb 1st, 2008 01:14 PM

What's Achewood?
I'm too lazy to google it and I want this explained.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2008 01:30 PM

it is a comic about sarcastic dogs that really just 'hangs out' and doesn't go anywhere. you are considered cool if you like it.

Dixie Feb 1st, 2008 01:42 PM

I may look at such a thing when my laziness wears away.

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 529382)
you are considered cool if you like it.

:sunglasses

Most of the humor come from characterization rather than straightforward punchlines, which I tend to get more enjoyment out of in any medium in the long run (coincidentally you are also considered cool if you like Arrested Development >:)

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2008 03:41 PM

The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

executioneer Feb 1st, 2008 03:43 PM

MY EYES ARE HOT :( stupid cold

RaNkeri Feb 1st, 2008 03:57 PM

Guys, Freddy's making a comeback :eek

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529401)
The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

and they hate mondays lmao

Tadao Feb 1st, 2008 07:58 PM

:pagebrak

goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.

JediScum Feb 1st, 2008 08:02 PM

GW... was the comics page you dislpayed from a school newpaper? I don't recognize any of the strips

If you can find it, Lio is decent. It's in my hometown paper, and the humor vaguely reminds me of The Far Side.

JediScum Feb 1st, 2008 08:04 PM

As far as syndicated strips go, Willie and Ethel still cracks me up, too.

Dr. Boogie Feb 1st, 2008 08:13 PM

For my money, Nonsequitur is the best newspaper comic that's still around. Dilbert, Foxtrot, and the Boondocks are pretty good, too.


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