I have some Canadian short story book that had a story about a kid with "diabeetis". I remember the other kids taunting her and calling her "Fart! Fart! Diabeetic fart!"

That's what I always think of when I think of diabeetis.

I wonder if their farts smell like candy.

I'm so sorry. :(

No, but if there are a lot of ketones, urine can smell funny.

So, I'm sitting outside smoking a ciggerette and watching bees do flower things. It's a normal part of my day. I also start thinking about when I was a little kid, like 4th grade, and how I would do painful things to my arm to freak the other kids out. Then I start wondering if I can withstand most pain than most. Then I think about all the emotional pain I have shrugged off all these years. Then I look at a flower and notice I don't really see the beauty in it, I just avoid seeing the fact that it is dying.

<3

You wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw it.

talk about super cynical o.o

Do you write poems?

A poem would only make it gayer.

I love you Tadao. In a totally non-sexual manner.

Guess which part was a lie.

That part :x

You got me.

What is so wrong with him that no woman would have him? :(

Cocks! :)

And I'm not impressed by the Ramones. Opinions are fun. :(

Isn't it nice when we all like different things?


I had a woman come up to me today and announce that she almost died when she had her baby. She said she had 5 pints of blood and 450+ stitches. I was trying to imagine a scenario in which 450+ stitches would make sense. Anyway, what the hell do you say to something like that? "Oh. Oh, wow."

"Can I see the scar?" :(

450 stitches is a lot of stitches. That baby would have had to explode out of her like in Alien or something.

Just for reference, Rodney Fox (mauled by a Great White) received 462 stitches.

Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?

Looks like someone couldn't handle the idiot-rage from that post. :(
You're a newb, noob. :(

I handled it very well I think.

Definite possibility.

It wasn't you or Dr. Boogie that deleted it though. :(

Ah! I see now. :tear

My mommy used to cut my peanut butter sandwich into the shape of a T.