:pagebrak

SORRY ELX IT'S JUST THAT NOTHING GETS ON MY TITS MORE THAN PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DRUGZ AND TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND WITH RIGHTEOUS RAGE

I'M NOT EVEN HURTING YOU FFS JEEZE

Speaking of kgp4death



He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

of course he does

hey guys fuck elx and lumpsian who's with me

ME
I bet he reads CHUCK PAHLANUIK too

fuck yourself sasquatch

and hope you sleep well kitsa!

who you callin' sasquatch

FLAT FOOT

BEAT IT BEARD CHEST

HAI GUIYS

OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet he's a fan of the Matrix.

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling me :(

:lol

So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.

woot i fixed my phone now :O

Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.

The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".

According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else."

Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!"

He's taken way to many hits on the head.

Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?

I understand it perfectly.

FOLLOW UP JOKE: Linda stole TNA? :rimshot

:boohissboo

Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWWW

IT'S A CALIFORNIA THING :rolleyes