OMG new Kitty!
 

I found her frozen in a snow bank on the way home form school. So I brought her to my house. My wrists and arms are bleeding like mad and my jacket is covered in small amounts of urine because My dog went fucking crazy and wanted to play wiht her.

So you're playing with a frozen cat?

Eat the damn thing. That's the only course of action you can take right now. Do it.

shes all warm and fed now
but she keeps trying to kill my other pets

It's not too late to sell it to a vietnamese restaurant. They're more tender when they're young.

How did I KNOW you were going to make a gay joke in this thread? :eek

Followed by another gay joke.

well I'm calling her Freezie an If you'll excuse us were going to watch the professional

i thought you meant frozen as in dead at first. i had this lovely image of a kid and his pet catsicle.

Gimmee a "Z"!!

Same :rolleyes

Call it Captin Fuzzykins.

Call it Jesus.

you do know that If i called it jesus its name would be pronounces Hey-Zeus

No, you have to pronounce it Geez-Us.

shes currently exploring the crevices of my room and dragging stuff out from under my couch.

PICTURES! :o

omfg i love those kinds of kitties :(

Good thing it wasn't black those things are friggin' pocessed!!!!!!

mt cat is so jealous, she has more black spots than his :(

Did you check it for ear mites? It looks like it might have ear mites.

heil!

Wow...arrow x isn't a dumbass after all. Good move pal, make sure she gets her shots and buy a litter box...to find out if she's house trained.

Cool Cat, ArrowX

I'm lookin for her owners, yes i'm pretty sure she has ear mites that why i'm keeping her away from my other cats. She also keeps knocking my Gundam models off my shelf and chewing on them untill they break :(

You take that back >: