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:tear

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yeah get in line pal i was here first

Capt Bubba, whats wrong!

I'll see your :tear and raise you :)

Fag.

Trash be nice.

My thread with the exact same title was way better.

That's what you think, bub.

Wooooo IT'S A PITY PARTYYYYYY

I'll bring the cups and plates! WHO'S BRINGING THE PIZZA I SAID WHO'S BRINGING THE GODDAMN PIZZA :rave



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Hold the fuck on! >: Here it is




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man tell me about it :( :( :(

This thread is positively gloomy. :(

this thread is making us even more miserable :(

how could things get any worse :(


typing without proper capitalization and puncuation is my futile attempt at coolness :(





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Ok I'm over it. Not really but whatev' :(

2 years and 8 months is a long time to end in friendship and I am still in lurv but she is not and fuck and meh. :/

Now I have to learn how to meet women again and get them to lick my balls. :(

Chojin you are a DJ right? If I visited some weekend could you make ladies all dance with me briefly and then lick my balls by being all "ALLLLLRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALEX'S BALLS NOW OUT FOR LICKING IN THE PUBLIC UNISEX RESTROOM" because I would be in your gratitude and my balls are severely underlicked. :(

:(

maybe you should have grown some more muscles then she would have loved you

haha but no srsly come over and hang out