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Creepy-critters Nov 13th, 2008 04:36 PM

Well, now I know why you get your tonsils out when you're younger
 
Because you don't realize how much it absolutely fucking sucks when you're that age. Christ, the only thing that makes up for it is all the Dilaudid

Jeanette X Nov 13th, 2008 07:20 PM

Did you get to keep them in a jar?

Creepy-critters Nov 13th, 2008 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 593933)
Did you get to keep them in a jar?

These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could

Dixie Nov 13th, 2008 09:56 PM

Chicks dig it when you save removed body parts.
It shows you're sentimental.

Misdemonar Nov 13th, 2008 11:48 PM

CIG I have severed head in a jar will you marry me

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2008 11:51 PM

I will >:

Jeanette X Nov 14th, 2008 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Creepy-critters (Post 593942)
These things were haggard as well. I wouldn't want too even if I could

Damn.

I was going to try to trade my pickled gall bladder for your tonsils. :\

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 593967)
CIG I have severed head in a jar will you marry me

Only if it belongs to someone famous.

Misdemonar Nov 14th, 2008 12:28 AM

I am dragging in the babes tonight :picklehat

darkvare Nov 14th, 2008 11:59 AM

did they gave you ice cream

BLEU Nov 14th, 2008 03:58 PM

I wish I could get my tonsils removed. All they do is get filled with this white pasty shit I have to squeeze out every once in a while.

It smells awful. Kinda fun though.

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 04:05 PM

Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 04:06 PM

That is fucking horrific sounding. :(

ZeldaQueen Nov 15th, 2008 01:21 PM

Ohh, too bad about that.

I guess I'm kind of lucky that I've never had mine removed. In fact, I've still got all of my organs with me. :)

My cousin had his appendix taken out though, poor guy.

BLEU Nov 15th, 2008 02:27 PM

Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2008 02:48 PM

SOMETJHING ABOUT COWS AND BACTERIA I DONT KNOW

Jeanette X Nov 16th, 2008 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 594076)
Tonsil stones!!!
Get me and Jeanette X a video of you removing them!!
I get them too but they are very small and come out on their own most of the time.
They smell terrible.

Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

:lol2

ZeldaQueen Nov 16th, 2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BLEU (Post 594374)
Isn't the appendix completely useless? Like, we've evolved to the point where we don't need it, but nature's too fucking stupid to realize that and keeps handing 'em out like candy. Occasionally they'll become inflammed and burst. Fun!

What was it's original purpose? Does anyone even know?

I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).

Dixie Nov 17th, 2008 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 594423)
Now I have an excuse to post this video!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HG0-6tw1fNA

:lol2

I love that one.
Now I have to go watch that exploding cyst cheese video, for old times sake.
I'll find you more Jeanette!

Colonel Flagg Nov 17th, 2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 594460)
I heard my Biology class that it was something to do with helping us digest leaves (I can't remember too well. Don't remember much from 10th grade).

Wikipedia here says that Darwin theorized that the appendix was used to help primative man digest leaves. It also is theorized that the appendix is somehow useful to fetuses and adults (not sure how).

During times of extreme illness (cholera, dysentery) the intestinal flora effectively are "flushed away" - a theory states that in more primitive times (before antibiotics and antivirals) the appendix provided a "safe haven" for a few hundred million or so of the little buggers so that when the body gets better, the gut would be repopulated naturally.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Seven Force Nov 17th, 2008 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 594078)
That is fucking horrific sounding. :(

It is :(

AChimp Nov 17th, 2008 05:17 PM

I poked a huge amount of tonsil stones out of my right tonsil a few months back because I was gagging and shit. My tonsil shrunk down to like 1/4 of the size and now I do it every couple of weeks to prevent it from happening again. >:

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 05:44 PM

Maybe you should massage your tonsils to keep them from getting inflamed. My cock should do the trick.

BLEU Nov 17th, 2008 06:42 PM

Are you sure it's long enough?

Tadao Nov 17th, 2008 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 594677)
My cock should do the trick.

That's what I said dumbshit :rolleyes


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