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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2011 11:58 PM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Jan 17th, 2011 11:58 PM

my mum knows what docking is. :x

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 710922)
yea but usually your jokes are about manhandling penises and now its like, "ID LIKE TO SEE YOU IN SOME SEXY PANTS" which i dunno just seems normal and non-perverse by comparison

That is just it. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2011 11:59 PM

I totally want to see her in sexy pants. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:00 AM

Not a joke. :eek

Fathom Zero Jan 18th, 2011 12:00 AM

I wanna see some more Shehulkery

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:00 AM

But then I totally jerk off to the pictures of dicks you guys have sent me. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:01 AM

So the nature of what is and isn't a joke is rather blurred. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:01 AM

Is it performance art if I do it without an audience? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:02 AM

Is it a joke that I cum so hard as I look at your dick, Kahl? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:03 AM

I know I giggle excitedly as I get there. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710924)
my mum knows what docking is. :x

I bet Jake Busey told her. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710929)
I wanna see some more Shehulkery

You wanna see her bust out of those clothes? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:32 AM


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Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 12:39 AM

Feels a lot like 2007 in here. :eek

Fathom Zero Jan 18th, 2011 12:41 AM

It was a very good year.

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:51 AM

TIME TO GO THROUGH THE IMAGES FOLDER FOR A BLAST FROM THE PAST :eek

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:52 AM


Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:52 AM


Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:54 AM



:x

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:57 AM


Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2011 09:58 AM


Chojin Jan 18th, 2011 11:55 AM

i got banned from the DC universe forums for suggesting that all roleplayers should be forced to wear a star of david :<

Colonel Flagg Jan 18th, 2011 01:49 PM

:pagebrak

Colonel Flagg Jan 18th, 2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710964)
i got banned from the DC universe forums for suggesting that all roleplayers should be forced to wear a star of david :<

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 05:42 PM


Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 05:43 PM

I find the dog's behaviour fascinating. He won't spill the bowl by touching it. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 05:54 PM

The dog never eats out of the bowl. They were filming it starve while food was available. I like it. :eek

Shrubfest Jan 18th, 2011 06:27 PM

Pub, I read your comments to husband, and he says you can have a picture of his ass in silver hotpants because his is better than mine.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2011 06:29 PM

Sounds good. :orgasm :yum :eek

Tadao Jan 18th, 2011 06:33 PM

What tight ass.

Spoilers!

captain516 Jan 18th, 2011 11:17 PM

Look how I ran into today while googling turkish ripoffs

Pentegarn Jan 19th, 2011 07:10 AM

The Leader, he can always be counted on to have i-mockery's back.

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2011 07:31 AM

He's a pro.

Tadao Jan 19th, 2011 11:12 AM

He's been missing lately. :eek

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710829)
No one reads this thread anyway. :eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2011 02:57 PM

Danny, you mistakenly assume that you're someone. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2011 02:58 PM

Maybe if you spent less time at home alone there would be proof that you're a person. :eek

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2011 03:35 PM

That was uncalled for. :'(

Tadao Jan 19th, 2011 03:59 PM

Totally harsh bro

MarioRPG Jan 19th, 2011 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 711030)
The Leader, he can always be counted on to have i-mockery's back.

As well as stacks of comics.

But seriously he's a cool guy.

The Leader Jan 19th, 2011 06:19 PM

You guys are embarrassing me.

Bubsy Jan 19th, 2011 11:25 PM

good to hear!!!!!!!!!

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2011 11:56 PM

BUBSY!!!! :eek WWWHHHHAAAAATTT???? :lol :lol

elx Jan 20th, 2011 12:12 AM

someone post something that is delightful and happy

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2011 12:24 AM

ELX YOU ARE A PRECIOUS RAY OF SUNSHINE IN AN OTHERWISE ABANDONED, GODLESS UNIVERSE :( :(

elx Jan 20th, 2011 12:33 AM

i had a bad day :( we should post cheery stuff so that when everybody wakes up they'll have nice things to start their mornings off with and then they'll be happy and then we'll be happy and then everybody can hug

except for pub and zhukov, it's too late for them to have a good day

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2011 01:01 AM

Isn't that what the Zoo thread is for?

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 02:20 AM

:pagebrak

My dog died.

Zhukov Jan 20th, 2011 08:01 AM

Isn't that what the Zoo thread is for?





Ok that's too bad :/

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2011 10:48 AM

I'm sorry Tadao :(

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 12:23 PM

My house was burglarized and since they didn't find much of anything to steal, they broke almost everything and killed my dog.

The Leader Jan 20th, 2011 12:28 PM

Fuck. I'm really sorry to hear that.

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2011 12:36 PM

:(

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 01:20 PM

some burglars killed your dog?? fucking crazy.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 01:47 PM

To top it off the cops found my meth lab and I'm going to jail.

:oneofthosedays

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2011 01:59 PM

:|

jsun23 Jan 20th, 2011 04:15 PM

oh, that's interesting..

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2011 04:24 PM

The spammer finds misery "interesting" ....

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2011 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711113)
My house was burglarized and since they didn't find much of anything to steal, they broke almost everything and killed my dog.

Very sorry T. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711125)
To top it off the cops found my meth lab and I'm going to jail.

:oneofthosedays

Tough day, yo. :(

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 711092)
except for pub and zhukov, it's too late for them to have a good day

It is always too late for Pub. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 711128)
The spammer finds misery "interesting" ....


Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 05:02 PM

Tadao, I'd like to believe you but the cops would've surely found those kids you took too. :eek

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 05:43 PM

Maybe, IDK cause I'm on the run. Womti let me use his library card so that I can tell you all my tragic day. THANKS ELX FOR JINXING ME!

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 06:13 PM

how do you make your meth

Babs Jan 20th, 2011 06:31 PM

Wow, I'm seriously sorry to hear that Tadao. If it makes you feel better, I'll personally get you another pup myself.

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 711136)
how do you make your meth




kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 07:27 PM

ajax and driveway cleaner, huh

elx Jan 20th, 2011 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711135)
Maybe, IDK cause I'm on the run. Womti let me use his library card so that I can tell you all my tragic day. THANKS ELX FOR JINXING ME!

i almost cried when i read that this morning :( so sorry <3

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2011 07:43 PM

hahaha elx

Bummer. Does this put the kibosh on you getting hitched?

Zhukov Jan 20th, 2011 07:45 PM

I always try to remember to lock my door when I go out, but I just can't get excited about getting burgled, so I never bother.

elx Jan 20th, 2011 07:47 PM



subway has excellent soup for this

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 711137)
Wow, I'm seriously sorry to hear that Tadao. If it makes you feel better, I'll personally get you another pup myself.

Can you strangle it for me too? I don't feel like breaking into Tadao's house again. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 07:53 PM

:pagebrak

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 07:54 PM

That never gets old

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 07:57 PM

If I had any more tawdry quirks, I could open a tawdry quirk shop. :eek

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Can you strangle it for me too? I don't feel like breaking into Tadao's house again.
you bitch-killing son of a bitch

elx Jan 20th, 2011 08:03 PM

seven force is cute

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 08:04 PM

i always loved cabbage patch dolls when i was a kid too

and pound puppies

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:06 PM


elx Jan 20th, 2011 08:09 PM

why do people use toilet paper? baby wipes are so much nicer on the toushie

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:10 PM

Everyday, Pub. :'(

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:10 PM

Oh great. Thanks for making me think of you wiping your arse, ELX. I was having a nice afternoon of no boners going there for a while. >:

elx Jan 20th, 2011 08:12 PM

i will always share my poo thoughts with you pubby :)

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 08:13 PM

Speaking of people who look alike!



:O :O :O :O

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 711163)
i will always share my poo thoughts with you pubby :)

You're on the path of having me fixate on you again. >:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:16 PM

The day I graced your White House was probably the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:16 PM

All setting your picture to my desktop with little MSpaint hearts around your head. >:

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:17 PM

Calling you up at 2am and whispering 'baby'. >:

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:18 PM

Attending the funerals of your friend's distant family members in other states on the of chance you'll go too. >:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:18 PM

Pub, go home and be a family man

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 08:18 PM

Quote:

The day I graced your White House was probably the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Taco Tuesday.
haha i just watched it the other night and kept tripping on how much that dude looked like an evil obama :O

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 08:19 PM

Burglarizing your house and murdering your pet when it is finally over between us. >:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 711172)
haha i just watched it the other night and kept tripping on how much that dude looked like an evil obama :O

You come here prepared to fight the President, and instead you found a secret Muslim socialist Kenyan?

Tadao Jan 20th, 2011 08:25 PM

>:

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:26 PM

Honestly though that's pretty uncanny

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2011 08:35 PM

If i were a conservative i would run an ad with obama doctored to look like M. Bison. Although then people might vote for him on general principle :O

i guess its a risky move, the likes of which could only be pulled off by a wildcard like SARAH PALIN

Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 08:38 PM

I'm not surprised the tea baggers haven't thought of it already since they can't spell their own fucking signs correctly, much less use photoshop. And republicans are too old to know what Street Fighter is other than its "one of those violent video games"


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