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Wish it was bouncing tits

i say you got to toast me

Holy shit, the Democrats got fucked.

big pirate teeth

+ Kratos' jaw = Billie Piper?

I hope everyone who bugged me to vote feels like an idiot now

"Oh man, I don't know about you but TODAY I feel like voting!"
"It's not like it matters anymore..."
"Right, just like wouldn't have mattered yesterday."

People are stupid

Because people who would normally vote democrat didn't bother voting because voting is dumb.

I'm from Pennsylvania, and we BELIEVE what the politicians are telling us. :dunce

Christ, we are such ignorant boobs. :(

People who vote because a candidate is their party are dumb.

I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS GUY OR HIS STANCE ON THE ISSUES BUT HE'S NOT REPUBLICAN SO HE GETS MY VOTE. Our shitty governor stayed reelected because YEA VOTE DEMOCRAT.

Meanwhile, Finland has a fucking Pirate Party. America blows.

I thought that was Sweden.

No wait, I'm thinking of the Donald Duck party. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck_Party

:lol

And I really want to move to Sweden too :(

I didn't vote because I assumed my state was chock full of tree-hugging, pot-smoking baby-murdering liberals and that Kitzhaber'd get elected either way.

...he didn't. What the hell have you done, Oregon?

Now I get to hate myself for being lazy while also being trainfucked by conservative leadership. Politics!

Then again, all of the votes technically still aren't in, but idk whether or not the democrats will be able to pull 15,000 votes out of their asses if Portland-metro's already been tallied.

You misunderstood, I am completely aware that I fucked up badly

Where the fuck is my money

I'll cut you, man

Where can I go to vote for all countries to sink into the ocean

God damn it. I can't decide if the thought running in my head is more useless than interesting.

Before shampoo was invented, were we bathing our hair in plain dust and/or water or did we add something with it? Or did we just use animal excrement/entrails?

Yes, we used animal excrement to clean hair. Good question.

Why don't you go cut off your balls already, Mr. Shy.

Now I know why I hate socializing. As well as why everyone knows when I'm entering a room.

Anyone up for an on-line game of checkers or something?