Hey guys
 

I'm back. :)

SHUT UP

Get it?!? :lol

SHUT UP :lol :lol :lol



Hi :)

Fuck off and die :party

hey up shut welcome back!

Hey welcome back. You don't suck.

Whats up my man! (Can we say the N-Word yet?)

OK, right now, I'm going to step out of character, and ask you all one fucking thing in all seriousness.

Be nice to her.

I don't care whatever shit you want to give me, or anyone else, or whatever. But just please, lay off her.

hey i was being nice!

This phenomenon can be expressed as an equation:

James=asshole

(james=asshole) + female poster = (james=new man/nice guy)

Please note for the purposes of this equation 'female poster' encompasses any female, alive, dead or fictional, she-male, fat 40 yr old man in alabama, possibly even some advanced kind of software program, but only in the circumstances that the aforesaid 'female' is online, that is does not exist in any real sense.
Imagine james' own personal sims wank factory, populated by attention-hungry female automatons. Stepford wives porn, if you will.

If you want me to be nice, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and tell her to think before starting a thread "Is starting this thread good for the board?" Mmkay?

Fair enough. But seeing how she hasn't been here since March, maybe you can let this one go? One new thread in 6 months isn't too bad, when you have others who never seem to shut the fuck up.

Pre-emptive response: Yes, myself included.

Very well. I gave that other newbie guy a chance and he totally tanked, so I guess I can give her another.

Hey Up_Shut! :D

ya know, i was gonna really show her a thing or two about internet meanness but i'd hate to have it reignite the personal turmoil in her life!

:lol classic

Say, James, why don't you go 'suck' her 'cunt' on AIM?


And I mean that in a nice way.






To her. Not you. To you I mean, boy are you a weiner or what? Did your mom put a clothes pin on your wa-wa and lock you in the closet when you were bad, or are you just a big sack of screwy crap all on your own?





DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!! AAAAAAGH!!AAAAAAAGH!! I'LL POUND A TEN PENNY NAIL REIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL WITH THE FLAT OF MY OWN LEFT HAND!!! AND I'M RIGHT HANDED YOU FUCK!!

It reall is a touching moment to see James this way. It really honestly makes me feel good. I feel a special bond forming between James and the whole board.

I will give James all the rope he needs in his most recent internet romance and then, when he has gained enough confidence, cock-block him at the last moment and cruch every ounce of self-esteem that he possesses.

i say give james a break. come on , we all have to get laid somehow...

dole :love

Welcome back UP_SHUT! :)

In the continuing quest for enlightenment I will have to burn you