I wonder what kind of writer honestly thinks that putting a glow-in-the-dark condom duel is a great idea...

maybe he was a big star wars fan as a kid but his parents couldn't afford those cheap lightsaber toys

I'm not gonna lie; if I was gay, or drunk enough, I'd probably have a glowing dick fight. :(

glowing dick fight could totally be an aphorism for life.

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!" :lol

i came so hard i could see in the dark

Hahahaha

A gyno could tell if something is amiss there. It's pretty much all in the same neighborhood, and they shine a freaking clamp lamp down there.

Had I said gyno though, it would have been less than funny in context to what 10k said

we all make sacrifices for comedy :(

I haven't had sex for ages. I think I'm turning back into a virgin.

First experience buying condoms: Immediately accosted by a religious soccer-mom, calling us 'sinful teenagers'. Way to teach your twelve-year-old kid next to you to be responsible, lady.

Seriously? I would have whipped it out and got her to put it on or me.

Actually, I think I might go and buy some condoms to make it feel like I might have sex some time soon.

:lol:lol

We Christians believe responsibility is a sin. This is because you are taking your life out of gods hands. Without the condoms the fate of you and your lover are at the mercy of god and you have thus surrendered yourself to him. With the condoms you have taken gods power away. :tear

man i thought that said CONDOMS OF FAAAAAAATTTEEEE which i thought was pretty cool.

THE FIRST TIME I BOUGHT CONDOMS I STOLE THEM WITH A CARTON OF CIGARETTES :(

I think I might start referring to all condoms as Condoms of Fate. We'll see how long before she catches on.

when you say "CONDOMS OF FATE" will you do like some crazy scientist/mystic shit on the fate part so that you're like, "THE CONDOMS OF FAAAaaaTTEEE"

cause thats how i would do it everytime

Maybe I should make a Tesla coil, so I can cue it to shoot lightning while I blast my lines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Condom

The plot for this sounds kinda stupid but it actually is a really good movie, thematically at least. Caught it late night on a movie channel in like '99.

Yeah I remember that, I think it was good.

So, uh, guess it's worth mentioning that I've thwarted my destiny as the nerdy virgin.
*cough*

ARE YOU NO LONGER A NERD???? PICS YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

pppplllllleeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeee.