Rongi is much cheaper. :rolleyes

so, you got a jackhammer with a rubber fist attachment?

okay, Jeanette...I'm intrigued...and more than a little aroused....
no, really...you haven't had a boyfriend in three years? You have a demanding job? School schedule? Inquiring minds want to know...>:

pfft, i'm a real man. i dont even use vaseline. that shit's for amateurs

No, you idiot fucktard.

I had to edit this whole mess because I just saw Jeanette's link and realized Rongi's reply was to her.

Jesuschrist Jeanette! 60 bucks for a cold fuck??? I might be "high and mighty" but I have standards.

As low as they are.

I'll end up rolling a piece of balogna before I pay that price!

oh shut up fer chrissakes,

did i wish you happy birthday?? i guess not. my birthday is dec 31rst. send me a fucking fist. thank you very much.

I AM FAT AND UGLY :(

I think you did wish me happy birthday....thank you!
Happy birthday, Sweetheart...a little early.
I'll mail out that fucking fist fed ex...

I actually shopped around a bit and got mine for about 35$.

And trust me, I still would've bought it if it was 100$. It gives me multiples.

is it a good idea to purchase cut rate marital aids?

The Mad Katz electric back massager.

I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<

Get that one that's shaped like a concertina with a clove of garlic on top.

even thinking about that makes my insides hurt >:

But it's covered in that same memory fabric they use in Tempurpedic mattresses!

:<

Does it have two indivudual comfort settings like the temperpedic?

So while MLE would like it hard and firm, Chojin could have it... harder and firmer. I guess.:(

Sorry.

Try the Ben Wa balls in the link I showed you. They're very small and feel wonderful.

There it is again! And they were only thirteen bucks, MLE!! It works, even with shipping included.

This is the greatest thread ever.

Christmas is saved!

Hello MLE you are my best friend here so to ask why would need fun toy when have you the good man of good friend Chojin? :)

Is he no real man? Choi real man. Good friend please be good friend with Choi. :)

well, Terra...did you give up and purchase a rubber dick, or what??? >:

Terra, let us know if this monster is even feasible:
http://www.sediva.com/10007.html

"WARNING! This dildo is HUGE, not just big..., HUGE! It is more of a novelty than a usable dildo. Some people may be able to actually insert this monster into an orifice, but not many."