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nobody will get it but it'll be awesome for us. |
I saw Robo Vampire too.
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i've never seen robo vampire.
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WELL I DID, AND THAT'S HOW I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
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O.I.C. ("oh, i see"(
you should watch any-and-everything with lam ching-ying |
See? Hopping chinese vampire and shit edit; okay aarg you seem to have a good taste in movies, i will do it |
haha sweeeeeet
i watched mr vampire for the third time last night because we had company who was unsure about the idea of a horror-kung fu-comedy. spooky encounters is also a classic if you prefer sammo hung's familiar face (though he produced mr vampire which is a better film!) |
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I'm baking a cheese souffle right now, it is HUGE |
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Fuck, I forget how to edit posts around here so just ignore that last post D:
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there's an edit button at the bottom of every post you make
not even one of the secret ones that are just an icon with no text these clearly say "edit" |
Actually, I think my ability to edit was taken from me, idk why
CHOJIN GIVE IT BACK >: |
hacks him
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Hey Rongi a while ago I was trying desperately to find that picture you had as an avatar WAY BACK WHEN of the guy in the suit tied to a chair and labelled as "lolhelp.jpg". ANY INSIGHTS?
I don't remember why I wanted it anymore though :( |
Chojin gave me that picture, I think he used it as an avatar way back in the 90s
He would probably have it saved to his harddrive |
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USA USA USA USA
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CHEESEBURGERS AND THE AMERICAN WAY GOT ME THROUGH THIS TIME OF TRIBULATION.
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GODBLESS THIS GREAT NATION
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wb kahlgorn
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I DON'T WANT TO SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND TO OTHER BITCHES >:
WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING RULE |
In 2011, a Japanese scientist named Mitsuyuki created a synthetic burger made from human feces. The "burger" consisted of synthesized protein with soya and steak sauce for taste preservation. Mitsuyuki claimed the taste was similar to beef, and explained that the makeup of the burger was 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, three percent lipids and nine percent minerals.
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Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov
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speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs
McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef. |
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It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later
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to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef
it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit. hope you assholes like your quarter pounders. |
I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.
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WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.
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If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block
time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :( |
I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:
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WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?
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once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/
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can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.
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YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.
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can i get a sample
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ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE |
What the shit? Khal is back? :eek
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I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE
SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE |
khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned
also sam why you so mean |
is this houw you play the INterneT?
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I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP
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DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?
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CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT
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because seriously, fuck the police. |
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"I'M BOUTTO DUST SOME COPS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!" - odafin 'fin' tutuolla, nypd: svu |
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A MUCHO ENOJADO, NO MAS DE ESTA
BAILAR LEJOS DE LA NOCHE CON MI, AI AMIGA? NO TE GUSTA? INCHINGA TU MADRE |
pasta puttanesca mucho nachos bellgrande
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WANT YOU YOU WAN AH COME WITH ME YOUR BODY ISS MINE YOU WAN AH COME WITH ME |
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gus i want to ski dance with you
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PINCHE FANTASTICO AMIGA, VAMINOS
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FACE PUNCHO FANTASY, VAGINAS
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This is for Sam.
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POBRE SAM SOLITARIO, ES UN ANCIANA GRANDE :(
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lol
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DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
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SUP, I'M PEANUT BUTTER. YOU JELLY, BRAH?
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MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS IT
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LORD KNOWS THE DAY'S JUST GETTIN' LONGER
THE NIGHT'S GROWIN' COLDER WITH YOU ON MY MIND AND I FEEL LIKE AN OLD JUKEBOX PLAYIN' THE SAME SONG ALL THE TIME |
skip to 3:20 for hilariously crap English commercials |
Too bad Pram wasn't born in the 60's, he might have actually been able to make a living out of his shitty clay work in the 80's.
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so i went camping in the olympic mountains this weekend
it was only a 4.4 mile hike, but unfortunately for about 2 miles of it there was an elevation change of 1200 goddamn feet on the plus side, though, i got to throw rocks at a mountain goat |
some dude told me the olympic mountains are his favorites. jealous.
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Did you get to meet Zeus?
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that was the goat
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today my lab is soldering 600 motors and building 150 robot cars. i should get back to work
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edit: whoops
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why did you throw rocks at a mountain goat?
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because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents
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here is a google map of where I went and where I hiked from
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Out of context, I just pictured you throwing a rock at a goat for no reason When I went camping in Colorado a coyote came up to our campsite. He just looked around and hung out for a while, didn't try to steal our food or anything |
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Goats only eat rusty cans. Everyone knows that. |
Oh my god, Black Flag fucking sucked so hard after My War
Listen to this awful song: http://grooveshark.com/s/Armageddon+Man/3Jtc8v?src=5 |
Listen to these fucking lyrics:
"DIRT FALLING IN MY MIND" "THE TIME IS MINE AND IM FEELIN FINE" |
I hope Greg Ginn comes here and tries to have those two posts deleted
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Dude, Mike just posted in the Youtube thread what the hell
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WHO'S NEXT? KELLYCHAOS? |
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