Wow, only Seven minutes? I thought I had passed out for longer than that. :x

hi!

hi!

I'm an intruder, but I promise to not shit on your pizza.

How the hell are ya?

Staxeon, I hate your avatar and am not entirely convinced that you aren't Womti.

I thought he was Womti?

I need evidence before I can make an arrest.

Haven't you ever played Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? :rolleyes

Um, no never played that. Though I vaguely remember the gay show from PBS or something.

Who the hell is Womti?

Aw, you don't like the Tanuki avatar? Shit, better find a new one....

Uh huh.

Anyway as you're aware we're comedy art fags here and we hate internet pop culture. So just get something original if you don't want to be disregarded.

Hi Hi Hi! :D

Hello! :)

We don't talk in IM because I'm a boring ass. But buddy, I think you're cute & cool. :(

pub that shirt i'm wearing in pyph is totally a bitch shirt (ie really long and you don't wear anything else but it) which is ironic because it represents an organization of manly men construction demolitioners.

Shit on my pizza would be an imporvement, but sadly not vegan.

How the hell am I? I'm drunk, & the overload of happy is making me frantic. :D

How the hell are you?

PS, I agree with Chojin, that Furry avatar sucks.

I hate my avatar. :(

you have my permission to change your avatar too, pub

If he is Womti, he's stepped the obnoxious down to Canadian levels, & it'll be the first time he fooled me.

That overrules Sam. :yay!

While I know that to be true, it got an 'Uh Oh' out of me. Oh man, Guys.

Why an uh oh ;<

Because I can't think of a single avatar that I've had that wasn't stamped internet fag all over it, even that pic of Roger Barr I used for a year.

When I just tried to save that picture of you, I couldn't remember your real name, so the folder for you was seemingly invisible. :creepystalkerpubjokething

An! Even when too drunk to stop from pissing down my legs I've got better grammar than most of the internet. >:

I do not like this avatar either.

NOT A Page Break. :esuohlim

Well it'll have to do for now anyway. Seeing as I'm at work with no access to pshop, and only have a few things to choose from.

Just use this as an avatar man you'll be popular around here in no time

Who's that? And what's with the brown felt shirt he's wearing?

He's Mexican.

I only know about Carlos Mencia because of these boards.

I think I'm seen him on Comedy Central.

Had me laughing for a whole minute. :lol

My belly started hurting so I stopped. :x

You had to drag it up here??

I don't like gaying up other threads with my bullshit, It's one of the conditions for my ban bail.

Pffft, no he isn't.

He's HONDURAN >:

Like I care. :rolleyes

As I said, I only know him from these boards. You could tell me Tony Danza is Mexican & I would believe it.

I don't know where it was said but Terra had made some typical statement about someone masturbating to Lotida pictures.

And it reminded me that Lotida's never posted a picture of herself.

So she should do that, so the person whom I can't remember can get on with their theoretical masturbation.

Esuohlim. He's never posted his picture either.

I posted one along time ago. I think I left it up for a week. I haven't posted any since then because I am not too excited about the freaky boys on here photoshopping me with internet cum all over my face.

It doesn't have to be internet cum. ;<

Only that long because I'd have to find a working digital camera. :(


:lol

If it happens enough you'll learn about "indifference" baby. :D

Or it will give you more fodder for trite "every1 luvs me" posts.

I don't think everyone loves me, Milhouse... just you!! :orgasm

I like lotida, but she don't like me :(

Why do you say that? I like everyone! Well.....almost everyone!

Unless you are giving Terra shit... I don't like that.

So you had better watch out Mr. Arrowx and don't gay up your chances. All I have to do is drop a dime on you and Lotida's hammer comes down.

The Tampon Jihad is here you miserable shit.

I didn't mention you, terra I don't want to sully the nonexitent feud between us by starting it in this thread.

I was just saying lotida makes me :lol

No you were posting that you didn't think Lotida liked you.

Get it correct you little dickens or go and blow some more Moosie peter and keep yourself occupied and away from here.

Wash your eyes out too.

Haha that chick in the boondocks sure says "nigga" a lot.

P.S. fuck you adult swim

I DO BELIEVE IT'S MAD LIBS TIME GUYS COME ON

NOUN
NOUN
NOUN

Tower

Fox

Wing

Penis
Vagina
Penis

NOUN
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

Cat

Tongue

Vixens

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

delicious
faggy
pee-stained

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB

Red

Slowly

Tie

runny!
spooning!
pounce!

VERB
VERB
VERB-ING

spooning is not a adverb mister

cock
block
cockblocking

In all fairness I could use it for the verb-ing :(

Eat
Jump
Catching

TERRAIN
BODY PART
BODY PART

Cliff

Hand

Nose

swamp
"weiner"
nostril

BODY PART
EMOTION
CONTAINER

That's it it's a short one :/

Leg

Love

Box

thumb
mopey
butthole

EXCERPT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND (this one's weird the words are all out of order)

Soon her "weiner" fell on a delicious glass butthole that was lying under the penis: she opened it and found in it a very faggy fox, on which the words "Pounce Me" were beautifully marked in vixens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can cock the wing; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can jump under the cat; so either way I'll get into the cliff, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said slowly to herself, "Which tongue? Which tongue?," holding her nostril on the top of her leg to feel which way it was spooning, and she was quite mopey to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and pee-stained for life to go on in the runny way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the fox.

The beginning was funny :(

request title change to "delicious glass butthole" plz mods

Sorry for fucking up your mad-libs.

Quit with the Pub Lover-esque self-esteem would ya? >:

I'm not trying to imitate Pub for chrissake.

If it's any consolation I have no beefs with you xbx I made it clear that you were cool in my book when you PMed me a Chrono Trigger ROM a while back :(

Thanks. You're alright too.

Somebody doesn't want us to know that they're there.

I read in the new rules that people who used their hidden status were going to be called out by the admin. Unless they are the admin.

like they have the time for that :rolleyes

I guess the Last Poster Wins thread revival is taking up all of Pub's time now.

I'm sure we'll see a return of Pub far too soon.

i wish i had a cool pink dancing avatar :(

A pink one.

Anybody played that new Dreamcast game "Under Defeat"? That shit is HOT!

YAY TITLE CHANGE :eek

I had a dreamcast once.

I still have mine and I still play SA2 and Power Stone 2 even though they freeze up oh goddamn I wish that didn't happen >:

I don't have a gaming system...I feel like a fag...I use my roommate's xbox and ps2, though.

For some reason that picture frightens me, and reminds me of that visor Joe Bonham wore over his horribly disfigured face in the film adaption of Johnny Got His Gun.

It scares me too but MLE spent a half hour on it and I like the pink and she did a great job! >:

Hey I'm not saying that it sucks or something. I just thought it looked disturbing, in a cool way, but mostly scary.

Hey, pox is an artist for the Alphabet Of Manliness? Way to inform me
http://alphabetofmanliness.com/?u=artists

Well you had better watch yourself mister! Or else MLE and the man of the house will do even more awesomely perverted things to my image.

My response was to sniper

Kinky. I don't want any trouble.lol

Then why haven't you made it your avatar yet?

A mad lib:

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. A First Name
4. Past Tense Verb
5. A First Name
6. Adjective
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Large Animal
10. Small Animal
11. A Girl's Name
12. Adjective
13. Plural Noun
14. Adjective
15. Plural Noun
16. Number 1-50
17. Number
18. Number

I'm saying it sucks.

1.Spunky
2.Goldenrod
3.Roberto
4.Barfed
5.Nikki
6.Pretentious
7.Conservative
8.Knives
9.Blue Whale
10.Ferret
11.Candy
12.Spiritual
13.Chains
14.Adventurous
15.Skittles
16.25
17.16
18.4