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I SEE YOU GUYS THERE

SOMEONE TALK

I'm in a ventrilo server

with a girl

alone

help

WAIT NO, MAKE OUT AND THEN TELL US

how do I make out over the internet

teekenbot: idk why no one does vent anymore, its almost liek a shoutbox
Saucy: probably because I ruined it
teekenbot: how did you ruin it?
Saucy: I was kidding
teekenbot: oh
Saucy: everything I touch generally turns to SHIT so I assumed it was my fault
Saucy: also I love how TTS says "oh"
Saucy: oh
Saucy: oh
Saucy: oh
Saucy: :>
teekenbot: oh baby
teekenbot: give it to me
Saucy: :picklehat

YOU'RE GOLDEN

JUST STOP TRYING SO HARD, MAKE IT NATURAL

also, don't be so quick to admit to thinking what you do is shit, that's just a personal thing.

I don't wanna help my friends move in the rain.
:(

Yay post 50000 is a puppy cam screen cap! Congrats LS

Quote:

A JAPANESE man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".
Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.
Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.
Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.
Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.
"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.
But some people signing the petition are true believers.
"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.
"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.
Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.
Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.
Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/st...014239,00.html

He's out of the matrix :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNAG of Central Coast

How is a cartoon wife going to do the washing, ironing, cooking, etc?

:lol

:(

Thief! That's my woman!

I bet Jonathan Clements or JakeofAllTrades signed that. :(

I-Mockery Chat(POST 50000 WAS ABOUT PUPPIES, GUYS)

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Hullo T-Dawg. How are you managing today, Buddy?

What about it, Ranny-K? :eek