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OMFG. I AM SO GONNA HAVE TO TAKE STEROIDS AND GET MEAN NOW SO I CAN DO MY BACK TO SCHOOL PLAN. :GRRRR
But seriously, is he that much stronger than me? You do know I'm pretty fucking good at fighting right? This better not be another Random-esque, "omg hes so muscular, he could beat you up" type of thing like you've done before. He better be pretty damn huge if hes really that scary. >: Post your picture of Random. I don't have it anymore cuz of that virus. I want to illustrate your level of exageration with guys being big and muscular. |
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All I know is come Fall I'm gonna rip me a brand new peice o' Kevin-ass. >: >: >: >:
And I'm still waiting for the picture of Random Bi-otch. >: >: |
i agree that soundtest's advice is bullshit, but i also realize that most women actually do love a challenge. hell, it'd work; it might even last if the attracted party is as fake as he. if she's stupid, he may not even have to be that great an actor. (keep quiet and she'll just think you're the "intense and introverted" type.)
but why the fuck would anyone want an intimate relationship built on superficiality? i'm all for some games, but not foundational ones. ;) Quote:
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Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.
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Sagat, Eagle, Blanka.
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It would be really good if the government would custom build a wife for me.
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Nothing cheap about that. :love
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Bits and pieces and ... bits and pieces and ...
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you don't want a wife...what you want is a rubber fuck doll...:)
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Nah go for silicone.
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What i really need is a russian/Korean mail order concubine...
Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA?? If you guys wanna see some fucked up sex dolls the Japanese take the cake- Comes with complimentary Fecal matter!! SweeeeT! (Hu-Eckkkk)- I'll warn you all now this shit is nasty- No pun intended: http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/engcoll1.htm (its NSFW so i didnt img it) |
"Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA?? "
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THE JOKE'S ON YOU! :lol
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Well c'mon... For a fucking life size latex doll She looks pretty well made....
Sad: YEs. Ashamed: No. At least i'm not the one owning a godamned Latex look alike of Gary Sinese- Who-ever is rolling with that one is the SAD one my friends... |
OH, NEVERMIND :lol
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A video of someone having sex with one of those dolls would probably be the funniest thing ever (especially if they talked all the while). At least, for the first thirty seconds. After that it would probably just get creepy.
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I imagine it would be like fucking a corpse....I think...
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A warm, vibrating corpse. :love
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no maggots either...a bonus in my book. :)
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