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Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 05:39 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 05:40 PM

That misplaced T had me frantically using google to combat a terrible feeling of being ignorant. I don't need that on a saturday.

elx Jun 19th, 2009 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 634460)
Intertial propulsion is a concept that has basis in scientific fact and was being discussed in peer-reviewed journals as early as the mid 1990's (and probably earlier than that). This from a confirmed Trekkie.

See above. It's just what a young, wide-eyed, idealistic physicist in-training should be fascinated by. (and no, it doesn't 'defy the laws of physics'.)

I understand inertial propulsion, i'm slightly insulted that you assumed I had never previously learned of it. It's not all that fascinating to me either, but that's just because i'm more interested in the universe than physics itself.

also, i do still believe that every action has a reaction and every cause has an effect - so i'd be more than happy to debate that last bit with you. :)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 05:49 PM

I'm siding with Newton too, he gets my props everytime.

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634465)
My penis works fine with inertia, it's the intertia it has problems with.

I bow before your superiour spelling capabilities, good sire. :worship

Of course, I meant 'inertia' but I don't expect anyone will believe me now. :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:05 PM

No way, I spell terrible-like. However, I've been caughtout before by subtle word similarities in science. :dunce

Can we get back to being needlessly crude now?

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:05 PM

Pub Lover its time to grow up :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:08 PM

I don't mind getting taller, but I have no wash with that dang ol' behavioral maturity thing.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:10 PM

You're already tall enough considering your behavioral maturity level, mr.

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 06:13 PM

i think getting space elevators to work and making ion propulsion more efficient are more practical goals to work for :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:17 PM

A midget in every way. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 634480)
i think getting space elevators to work and making ion propulsion more efficient are more practical goals to work for :(

No way, making money is the end goal. Making money quickly.

No fast profit in space, my friend.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:19 PM

SPACE ELEVATOR.

Is that the one that connects earth to space?

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:20 PM

No way, that would suggest the name is descriptive.

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:23 PM

IT PROBABLY IS DESCRIPTIVE BUT BEING AS THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE DESCRIPTIONS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE DESCRIBING I REQUIRE QUALIFIFUCKINGCATION.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:26 PM

Because you're thinking of building one if the description is simple enough?

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:27 PM

YES IM CONSIDERING BUILDING A SPACE ELEVATOR FROM MY FIST TO YOUR FACE

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 06:33 PM

Oh, you sweet talker. :love

kahljorn Jun 19th, 2009 06:36 PM

You're the one that's so sweet, honey ;) ;) :love

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 07:33 PM

yeah a space elevator is a elevator to space, its cheaper than launching shuttles all the time (or should be!) + if we get efficient space travel we can like mine the asteroids or soem sh*t plus then people can vacation on mars or something idk

MattJack Jun 19th, 2009 07:37 PM

they should build a Space Slip N Slide for the trip back to Earth. Just sayin.

MattJack Jun 19th, 2009 07:38 PM

If a space elevator is anything like Sim Tower's elevators, they are going to be sorely disappointed when they find out how many lobbies they are going to have to build >:

elx Jun 19th, 2009 08:53 PM

someone make flagg acknowledge me :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:00 PM

Dude is old enough to be your grandfather.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 09:09 PM

He would die in jail :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:13 PM

:pagebrak

executioneer Jun 19th, 2009 09:30 PM

inertial drive, why not invent a perpetual motion device while you're at it D:

Tadao Jun 19th, 2009 09:33 PM

Or a woman that shuts up.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:33 PM

Haha, I made that joke in my head earlier. :(

Then I tried to think of a way to make it about my dick.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 634522)
Or a woman that shuts up.

Hey! You're trying to join in, that is so cute. :)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:44 PM

Spoilers!


If I looked like that all you jokers would be up the duff. >:

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 09:48 PM

i'd still make fun of you

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:48 PM

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634528)
i'd still make fun of you

You've been making fun? :tear

</3

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2009 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634528)
i'd still make fun of you

hey baby, that hurts me too.

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634515)
someone make flagg acknowledge me :(

No one can make anyone do anything on this forum. Except Publover. :hickmanchallenge

I acknowledge you as a student of science who has aspirations toward advanced degrees in physics. I approve - it's just that I find it too early to pass judgement on certain tenets of scientific reasoning as immutable. If that were the case, then we'd still believe the earth was the center of the universe. (Perhaps a bit over the top as an analogy, but there it is.)

Keep in mind that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - paraphrased from Robert L. Forward.

Incidentally, the late Dr. Forward was a proponent of space tethers, a precursor to Willie's space elevator. We can't build one yet (we haven't invented the materials for one thing) but the physics is sound, and it would send the space shuttle to the slag heap pretty quickly.

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:17 PM

no one is immune, i even laughed at sam for his poison oak.
everyone gets laughed at.
but most of the time it's done with LOVE

Colonel Flagg Jun 19th, 2009 10:17 PM

Damn. On this forum, you snooze, you lose.

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:18 PM

i'm lauighing at sam now in fact

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:18 PM

:pagebrak

Sam Jun 19th, 2009 10:19 PM

IT'S TRUE :(

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:19 PM

OH GOD I DID IT AGAIN

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2009 10:20 PM

It's okay. Deep in my heart, I know that this forum is festering with love.

Sam Jun 19th, 2009 10:21 PM

THE LOVE OF LAUGHING AT OTHERS

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:21 PM

Like an open wound dipped in swamp water

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2009 10:23 PM

The love of a nobler era

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:26 PM

I will leave this page brak business to a professional

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2009 10:27 PM

THE LOVE OF A LIFETIME

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:28 PM

pub is the professional page braketeer

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:28 PM

Seriously why hasn't the goddamn page brakked yet

I don't get this internet thing anymore :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 10:29 PM

:pagebrak

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:30 PM

that's why we need pub

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 10:34 PM

What else have I to do on a Saturday afternoon? :(

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:36 PM

you could go catch koalas or something

Sam Jun 19th, 2009 10:37 PM

THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBEE

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 10:41 PM

Thanks, but while I'm in Texas, I'm not from Texas.

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:43 PM

If you're IN texas it's actually friday night, guy

Dixie Jun 19th, 2009 10:43 PM

i don't believe that at all

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 10:44 PM

Only if you're using the broken Texas. Get with the times, Son.

DevilWearsPrada Jun 19th, 2009 10:45 PM

I don't know what's right anymore D:

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 634561)
i don't believe that at all

Never been one for the convincin'.

Dixie Jun 20th, 2009 12:11 AM

i don't know if i'll be awake for doc mock tonight
:(
if i stay up it better be good

Guitar Woman Jun 20th, 2009 12:29 AM




YOU WAN PRAY VIDDEO GAEM?

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:06 AM

The chat is filled with tons of ppl

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:07 AM

Stream.tv that is

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:09 AM

lol Licky is great on the show.

Dimnos Jun 20th, 2009 02:11 AM

Whats up with stream.tv? When I try to watch it there it redirects me to justintv. I thought stream.tv got a fancy new wide screen.

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:18 AM

same here :\

elx Jun 20th, 2009 02:22 AM

not everyone got cake :(

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:24 AM

It really makes me hungry >:

Dimnos Jun 20th, 2009 02:24 AM

And these guys at justintv suck. >:

Misdemonar Jun 20th, 2009 02:25 AM

I GOT CAKE


DID YOU

NO?


HAHAHAHA

Dimnos Jun 20th, 2009 02:26 AM

I have cupcakeS.

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:28 AM

I HAVE OATMEAL

Dimnos Jun 20th, 2009 02:30 AM

AND POT

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:30 AM

POT IS FOR ZORAK

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:31 AM

AND SAM

MattJack Jun 20th, 2009 02:32 AM

AND ME >:

Dixie Jun 20th, 2009 03:05 AM

AND ME

elx Jun 20th, 2009 03:06 AM

this movie sucks, the only cool person is now dead

Womti Jun 20th, 2009 12:46 PM

:\

Guitar Woman Jun 20th, 2009 02:07 PM


Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2009 06:43 PM

I've seen that movie. :(

Guitar Woman Jun 20th, 2009 07:02 PM

pervert

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2009 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 634662)
I CONSIDERED MAJORING IN ASTROPHYSICS BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE :( (IT'S MORE INTENRETSTING THAN EINGIENREERING >: >:)

You'll get paid more working in Engineering. This is assuming you will be sub-par in your work as your postcount here is too high for you to have done all the studying you need.
Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634572)
I am going to become an astronomer

Astronomy was fun fifty years ago. Now it is all stellarcartography, and that is so below fun. How many times can you be told off for screwing up the redshift calculations before you cry and quit?

Me? Once. :wah

Colonel Flagg Jun 20th, 2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634705)
Astronomy was fun fifty years ago. Now it is all stellarcartography, and that is so below fun. How many times can you be told off for screwing up the redshift calculations before you cry and quit?

Oh, I don't know, If you're really good you could get a Post-Doctoral fellowship at Geneva or at ASU and look for planets around other stars. You might be the one to discover Earth II. :eek

Esuohlim Jun 20th, 2009 11:53 PM

I've loved cosmology and astronomy my whole life and Neil deGrasse Tyson is my hero and I watched him speak for about three hours in January and I didn't want him to stop :(. Also I shook his hand :swoon

But engineering does pay more and although looking at hundreds of scanning electron microscopy pictures searching for microstructural anomalies is fucking fascinating I'd rather be looking through a telescope into SPACE >:

MetalMilitia Jun 21st, 2009 08:02 AM

So far as space goes I think the real money's in Astrology. Become a new-age guru and people will pay you to sit about talking absolute bollocks. It'd basically be exactly like your life now but without a forum being involved.

Dimnos Jun 21st, 2009 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 634751)
So far as space goes I think the real money's in Astrology. Become a new-age guru and people will pay you to sit about talking absolute bollocks. It'd basically be exactly like your life now but without a forum being involved.

What is sad is this is true. There are plenty of suckers out there just waiting for you to take their money in exchange for fancy future tellin'

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 634719)
Oh, I don't know, If you're really good you could...

Good advice to someone that isn't convinced they'll be sub-par at everything they'll ever do. Those that are really good get the fun stuff, those that are not so good have to type it up.

elx Jun 21st, 2009 01:54 PM

hate taxes hate taxes hate taxes hate taxes

my 10% back please :(

the government should not be taking money from little kids to fund the welfare of other little kids

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2009 02:16 PM

Totally. They should put them in a sack with some rocks and throw them in a river.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 21st, 2009 02:41 PM

I still haven't gotten my fucking refund yet. >:

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2009 02:46 PM

Go talk trash about taxes in another thread. This thread loves them. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 21st, 2009 02:56 PM

Maybe I will

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 634783)
Some of you really need to learn what a comma splice is and why it's a good idea to avoid them.

Considering it has been endemic on the forums for years, perhaps you only just learned about the issue in writing class, in which case, you can blow it out your blowhole, Sugar. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 21st, 2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634790)
i had the shits today because i ate at dennys last night. I hate eating out. Stupid 25 dollar shit machine. my girlfriend puked ;\

How did your wife fare?

kahljorn Jun 21st, 2009 05:34 PM

she was fine cause she didn't go :O

MattJack Jun 21st, 2009 11:18 PM

Denny's should give you toilet paper in your to-go box

Zomboid Jun 21st, 2009 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 634785)
Considering it has been endemic on the forums for years, perhaps you only just learned about the issue in writing class, in which case, you can blow it out your blowhole, Sugar. :eek

So someone finally mentioning it is invalid because they didn't do it when the problem first started showing up?

It seems to be happening more frequently now, and it bugs me.


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