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Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 11:34 PM

I'm not a very big Sarah Silverman fan :o

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:35 PM

sarah silverhole

Grislygus Feb 1st, 2007 11:35 PM

Well, I just got back form hanging out with some new friends. They're awesome, but their friends are retards.

We started talking about comedians, and I mentioned John Belushi. One of the fucktards got this confused look, glanced around and actually said "Uh, you mean Jim Belushi?"

I wanted to say "No. No, you fucking dumbass", but what actually came out was "lol, no."

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:35 PM

I figured I'd give her show a chance. I've never seen anything by her before.

sadie Feb 1st, 2007 11:37 PM

she was funny on that aristocrats movie. that's all i've seen.

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:37 PM

Is her bit just all shock humor?

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:37 PM

I'd do her

sadie Feb 1st, 2007 11:38 PM

would you take the spiderman mask off first?

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie (Post 465628)
she was funny on that aristocrats movie. that's all i've seen.

Seth's sig :eek

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 465629)
Is her bit just all shock humor?

Sort of in a deadpan kind of way. I'm not really into deadpan humor lol :|

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 11:40 PM

Although Stephen Colbert makes it sexy :eek

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:40 PM

i dunno, she was KINDA funny in the aristocrats.

i generally abhor her, but i gotta say, this show is quite funny. but, does she write it?

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:41 PM

You could watch the credits and find out, I'd imagine.

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:42 PM

bedpan humour

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:43 PM

who knows? but I tell you if you've seen the poop joke she does on the commercials you'd die laughing.

poop= comedy gold.

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:44 PM

you're 10

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:44 PM

if that was true then you'd be hilarious

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:44 PM

If that was the highlight of the episode, then I think I might pass.

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:45 PM

posehn means well

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:46 PM

What happend to GW, did he just ignore everyone?

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:46 PM

I like the Naked trucker and T-bones show better

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:46 PM

posehn = powered ovarie succulent edible hoagie nog?

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 465644)
What happend to GW, did he just ignore everyone?

No, but that's a good idea :<

xbxDaniel Feb 1st, 2007 11:47 PM

T-bones carries that show, I'm a little disappointed with trucker. :(

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:47 PM

it has it's moments, very little though

and that's upsetting because the dude who plays t-bones is a damn funny actor otherwise

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:50 PM

still enjoying t-bones fighting a bear.

GADZOOKS Feb 1st, 2007 11:50 PM

GUITAR WOMAN? I DON'T GET IT

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:51 PM

guitar woman loves stuffing her sexy face with steaks

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:52 PM

SILLY ME, A SPOON CAN'T PICK UP A STEAK :rolleyes

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:52 PM

windows vista looks like a mac but acts otherwise

god, this show is gettin' nutty

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:53 PM

windows vista has johhny law on its side.

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 1st, 2007 11:54 PM

The audience hardly makes a peep in it. Its kind of sad because Im laughing my ass off alone :(

bigtimecow Feb 1st, 2007 11:56 PM

you're... 11

Goat Cheese Feb 1st, 2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 465658)
SILLY ME, A SPOON CAN'T PICK UP A STEAK :rolleyes

upgrade you caveman bastard. get a spork.

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 11:59 PM

suck my cock

Goat Cheese Feb 2nd, 2007 12:00 AM

suck MY cock.

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2007 12:02 AM

Suck his cock and I'll watch.

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 12:02 AM

Way to not be in touch with popular culture you fucking prick

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2007 12:03 AM

guitarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2007 12:04 AM

someone get bubsy in here

MarioRPG Feb 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM

Yeah, fo real

Goat Cheese Feb 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM

a real i-mockery hero

noob3 Feb 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM

so if i do suck your cock what do i get?

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM

nooooooob
bring the squidbillies back

MarioRPG Feb 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM

Yes, we all aspire to be on his plane, but alas, tis uncomprehendable.

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 01:16 AM

Jesus Christ, forget anything I ever said about wanting sevenforce back :(

AS 7th Force: http://www.youtube.com/v/jEJv4xAvKqk
AS 7th Force: Agh fuck
Microwaved Grape: what the fuck was that
AS 7th Force: You saw it?
Microwaved Grape: yeah
AS 7th Force: hahahah
AS 7th Force: That is what i'm going to do to you if I ever see you. ;(
Microwaved Grape: :(

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 01:19 AM

think i like him now

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2007 01:30 AM

remember sports?

yeah, that guy was a fag

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 02:23 AM

I'm bored

you guys are boring

Chojin Feb 2nd, 2007 02:25 AM

send me ninja scroll

the good version ;<

I don't care if it's censored, i just hate dubs

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 02:34 AM

Uh, yeah, I got the dub too. I think you might actually have to go rent it or something :<

either that or just watch the youtube version that's missing part 7. You can more or less fill it in with this and go back to watching the subbed one.

noob3 Feb 2nd, 2007 02:39 AM

good night guys wish me luck as i sleep :)

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 02:56 AM

god damnit, there should be, like, a thing, where when you're downloading movies off limewire or bittorrent, it tells you beforehand what language it's in

So far my batting average for getting dubbed anime movies off limewire is 1000 :<

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 03:25 AM

first of all donb't d/l movies off of limewire (its shit) second of all be more specific with your searching (it's not hard)

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 03:34 AM

1. Limewire is for fags like me who listen to music
2. I WAS specific, assholehead, I searched "Ninja Scroll +japanese" and all I got was the first season of Naruto >:

Sethomas Feb 2nd, 2007 04:52 AM

Going to bars alone in a university town is lamer than genocide, guys.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 05:26 AM

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 05:29 AM

i just watched the movie sin city

executioneer Feb 2nd, 2007 06:03 AM

the Ninja Scroll on bitsoup claims to be "english/japanese" with "english subtitles", if y'all got a account there

executioneer Feb 2nd, 2007 06:57 AM

ps what do you guys think is this avatar too much :(

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 07:00 AM

it doesnt offend me

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 10:14 AM

GW got BUSTED!!! :lol

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2007 10:14 AM

my dad tried to fight me last night lol ;<

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 10:17 AM

was he drunk

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2007 10:28 AM

no just reaaaly mad cause i dont have a job yet :x

liquidstatik Feb 2nd, 2007 10:28 AM

but i was all 'no no no,' cuz he could tottally kick my ass so fast and i couldn't find a weapon ;o

kahljorn Feb 2nd, 2007 12:46 PM

I've found copies of it in japanese non censored ( rape scene and all ) on Isohunt.

Mockery Feb 2nd, 2007 01:02 PM

I own this version of Ninja Scroll on DVD:



Isn't that the unedited version? When I watched it, it didn't seem like anything was cut from it... plenty o' bloody violence.

kahljorn Feb 2nd, 2007 01:12 PM

the best way to find out of it's censored is to see if it has the rape scene ;O

Mockery Feb 2nd, 2007 01:14 PM

What is it with you and the rape scene? PERVERT ALERT

kahljorn Feb 2nd, 2007 01:17 PM

I'm standing outside your window, do you have the RAPE SCENE qued up?

Actually i just remember the first time I watched it I was slightly shocked by it and that was the edited version, then when I watched the unedited scene I was like, "man does this scene ever end?"

lol and i watched the unedited version with my girlfriend and she made me skip the scene.

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 01:35 PM

Like, I thought you were all anime haters and stuff :x

kahljorn Feb 2nd, 2007 01:39 PM

I hate alot of anime but for the most part it's: Better than american cartoons, better than american tv shows, and many are better than hollywood movies.

I don't know I just like good stuff i guess, regardless of where/what culture it came from.

Mockery Feb 2nd, 2007 01:43 PM

Kahl, I have no idea if my "10th anniversary edition" of the DVD is unedited or not cuz it doesn't say anything about that on it. I just remember a lot of people dying in it... but I haven't watched that movie in quite a while.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 2nd, 2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 465848)
Like, I thought you were all anime haters and stuff :x

I am .

kahljorn Feb 2nd, 2007 01:47 PM

It probably is unedited, releasing a "Tenth anniversary" of a dvd and keeping the censors on it would be kind of gay and pointless.

noob3 Feb 2nd, 2007 03:25 PM

better than american cartoons? like any of the adult swim comedy programs, king of the hill, simpsons, pinky and the brain, animaniacs, tmnt, batman.. ect.. ect..

anime sucks american cartoons balls

but i think anime is ok. certainy not better than american cartoons.

Chojin Feb 2nd, 2007 03:33 PM

I like a few animes, but most of it is odious ^_^ ^_^ ^^;; shit

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 03:35 PM

When done right, anime pretty much kicks everything else's ass. But that almost never, ever happens.

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 03:36 PM

For an anime fan, things were way better here back in 2000-2001 :(

bigtimecow Feb 2nd, 2007 03:38 PM

anime sucks, no way around it

Esuohlim Feb 2nd, 2007 03:47 PM

Ok that does it I'm leaving until this thread cleans up its act

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 03:52 PM

Milhouse Backwards can't handle it guys

Chojin Feb 2nd, 2007 03:53 PM

chill out esuohlim, the simpons are animes too

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 03:55 PM


:(

Moobs Feb 2nd, 2007 04:04 PM

i have a full metal alchemist dvd and thats ok also watched a bit of Gunslinger girl that is all

Moobs Feb 2nd, 2007 04:04 PM

ugh gw thats disgusting ;o

executioneer Feb 2nd, 2007 04:05 PM

see now that's the reason i hate anime

why the fuck do all these creeps have to turn normal, good stuff into anime

it makes no dang sense

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 04:06 PM

That's not nearly as horrible and creepy as some Foster's anime fanart I found once :<

It wasn't even NSFW, it was just creeeeeeeepy :<

Moobs Feb 2nd, 2007 04:08 PM

The twins remind me of The Shining :(

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 04:11 PM

The same guy that drew that also turned the tables and made an anime into an american cartoon :<

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 04:15 PM

these forums are kind of winding down :(

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2007 04:39 PM

You winlding.

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 04:55 PM

GW, why did you edit your post? The one where you were all gay over Death Note? :conspiracy

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 05:00 PM

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 05:08 PM

:rolleyes

You edited your post again :O

Pub Lover Feb 2nd, 2007 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 465706)
Jesus Christ, forget anything I ever said about wanting sevenforce back :(

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 2nd, 2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 465944)
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 465947)
:rolleyes

You edited your post again :O

:rolleyes

RaNkeri Feb 2nd, 2007 05:12 PM

You're part of it too :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2007 05:14 PM

hey guys


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