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Yggdrasill Oct 3rd, 2007 07:25 PM

Well I say we've been rather chatty.

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2007 11:49 AM

We need to liven this place up. I've got a joke guaranteed to tickle some funny bones ;)

What did the sarcastic Arcturus say to the belligerent Aldebaran after he had threatened him?

"Oh man I am shaking in my Bootes! :rolleyes"

:lol :lol

Guitar Woman Oct 4th, 2007 03:51 PM

So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"

The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!

:lol

Emu Oct 4th, 2007 03:52 PM

That's not nearly as cerebral, f*ck you

noob3 Oct 4th, 2007 08:14 PM

I got Guitar Woman's!

Yggdrasill Oct 5th, 2007 06:22 PM

Why did the statistician cross the interstate?
To get data from the other side of the median. :lol

MarioRPG Oct 6th, 2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 506115)
So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"

The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!

:lol

Oh man, I shouldn't have chuckled at that.

Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2007 04:39 AM



:(

Emu Oct 8th, 2007 11:24 AM

I miss that game :tear

MLE Oct 8th, 2007 10:42 PM

I giggled at guitar woman's as well. I'm a nerd like that.

MarioRPG Oct 9th, 2007 05:22 PM

I vaguely remember sucking at that game.

Guitar Woman Oct 9th, 2007 07:12 PM

Parappa or Lammy?

Because the latter is completely understandable.

Guitar Woman Oct 10th, 2007 01:12 AM

Guys, why is this the only forum on the internet that doesn't suck horribly

Seriously :[

Emu Oct 10th, 2007 11:41 AM

it really is

i get banned from every other forum i post on for cursing too much :lol

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2007 05:33 PM

So who else is watching the Hip Hop Honors?

MarioRPG Oct 10th, 2007 06:10 PM

I am sick again.

Womti Oct 11th, 2007 11:06 AM

PAGE BREAK :eek:eek:eek:eek

Womti Oct 11th, 2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 506579)
Guys, why is this the only forum on the internet that doesn't suck horribly

Seriously :[

this forum isnt a real forum :x

Chojin Oct 11th, 2007 04:10 PM

it's like the matrix guys

you only know the taste of posts and the matrix is telling you that this thread is juicy and succulent

MarioRPG Oct 11th, 2007 06:54 PM

I don't follow.

Chojin Oct 11th, 2007 07:45 PM

you only think you're posting on a forum, when in reality you're in a bathtub with a sony walkman plugged into your face

Fathom Zero Oct 11th, 2007 09:50 PM

WHY CHOJIN? WHY?

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2007 01:10 AM

dsffsd

Guitar Woman Oct 12th, 2007 01:20 AM

fuck that noise, check THIS out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VO_60YzwvfE

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2007 01:24 AM

I've made people aware of that already.

Guitar Woman Oct 12th, 2007 04:34 AM

Oh, ok.

I thought it was pretty funny, if it's worth anything!

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2007 04:49 PM

Why is it funny, Ham-hock?

Womti Oct 12th, 2007 05:16 PM

IAMPOSTING IN CAPS LOCK NOW.

Guitar Woman Oct 12th, 2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 506889)
Why is it funny, Ham-hock?

Because of your (hopefully) faux-Dr. Pizza voice. And the fat people comment, although in retrosepct I don't know why I thought it was so hilarious.

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2007 11:08 PM

That's reality, bub.

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2007 01:34 AM

killersparten003: I WANT THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
Microwaved Grape: why
killersparten003: cuz it was a fucking awesome game
killersparten003: dont deny it
killersparten003: u know it was
Microwaved Grape: never played it
killersparten003: wow...
killersparten003: thats sad

:lol

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2007 01:35 AM

IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMES

I.E. HE WON'T PLAY SYSTEM SHOCK 2 BECAUSE HE HAS BIOSHOCK WHICH IS WAY BETTER

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2007 01:42 AM

Microwaved Grape: yes, how dare I never have played a game that came out years before I cared about videogames
killersparten003: ...97?
killersparten003: lol
Microwaved Grape: and won't even run on a modern computer
killersparten003: o wait..94
killersparten003: and yah it will lol
Microwaved Grape: with DOSbox
killersparten003: they made a version of it that runs on 95
killersparten003: and u can run it in compatibility mode
Microwaved Grape: yeah except windows generally sucks shit at emulating it's own software
Microwaved Grape: see also: Final Fantasy 7
killersparten003: ...it didnt suck with that one game that u gave me...i cant remember the name
killersparten003: the one with the vault and u have to get the water chip
Microwaved Grape: Jesus christ

Esuohlim Oct 13th, 2007 02:39 AM

Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2007 02:44 AM

I am physically unsuited for tasks with that level of ENDURANCE

Misdemonar Oct 13th, 2007 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 506940)
Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!

Just not my balls!!!

MLE Oct 13th, 2007 07:37 PM

Guitar Woman, why don't you get into DDR and LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT GEEZ. then you might have some endurance.

Guitar Woman Oct 14th, 2007 12:03 AM

Because every time I try and play an arcade game that forces you to SHAKE YO BOOTY I invariably pull something.

MLE Oct 14th, 2007 12:40 AM

you're such a FATASS

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2007 12:42 AM

Ham-hock bastard.

Guitar Woman Oct 14th, 2007 12:44 AM

I've a bit of a gut from lack of excercise, but I'm way too skinny to ever get fat without considerable effort.

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2007 12:46 AM

My cousin built his own DDR pad out of wood and steel and magic, and played so much at home that he lost an incredible amount of weight. Then he piled laundry on it and he never did his laundry, and instead he would sit in a lazyboy and eat huge blocks of cheese. He gained the weight back with such swiftness that biochemical rules of nature were defied and minds were boggled.

Ninjavenom Oct 14th, 2007 07:17 PM

man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2007 09:04 PM

Seriously, where's Pub?

Dr. Boogie Oct 14th, 2007 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom (Post 507111)
man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(

You were drunk, man. Out of control!

Terra Oct 15th, 2007 01:08 AM

NO DRINKING AND POSTING!

MarioRPG Oct 15th, 2007 05:57 PM

TADP
Terra Against Drunk Posting

Sethomas Oct 15th, 2007 07:14 PM

On the locking of threads, I hope you all saw as Vila made a pathetic dick joke, so I called her out on making pathetic dick jokes, and she responded with "at least I don't make dick jokes" or something. I just thought I'd say that because it amused, at the very least (and at the same time, most importantly) me.

Sethomas Oct 15th, 2007 07:16 PM

pssh, real acronyms are more tortuously phrased. An improvement would be "Terras Against Posting OnLine Etc.", hence, TADPOLE.

Terra Oct 16th, 2007 12:19 AM

I take issue with the whole Terra/TADPOLE thing. Just so everybody knows.

Sticks Oct 16th, 2007 12:20 AM

anyone wanna cyber? I have huge wilkins

Sethomas Oct 16th, 2007 12:32 AM

I didn't mean it, Terra. :(

MarioRPG Oct 16th, 2007 04:01 PM

I originally was going for TADD but that didn't add up.
Besides you missed a D.

Chojin Oct 17th, 2007 08:43 AM



Still one of the best comics out there :<

Womti Oct 17th, 2007 10:51 AM

I HAVE NEW SHOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSS

MarioRPG Oct 17th, 2007 06:01 PM

I can't believe Dilbert is still around, seems like it's been around forever.

MLE Oct 17th, 2007 10:05 PM

at least he still has an amount of humor to his strips.

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 07:25 PM

NOBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY :tear

DuFresne Oct 18th, 2007 08:19 PM

Happy Birthday, Zigathon!

Emu Oct 18th, 2007 10:01 PM

I seriously was two seconds away from posting a happy birthday GW thread but your birthday reminded me that people born in the 90's are not still tiny children. Stop destroying my delusions.

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 10:37 PM

I got a Wii, lol

If you guys could tell me how I add friend codes and go on the internet that'd be super because I can't figure out jack dick about this thing :[

Emu Oct 18th, 2007 10:43 PM

Point the dildo at the TV and click "A"

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 10:46 PM

:PICTUREOFMARIOSIGHINGWEARILY

DuFresne Oct 18th, 2007 10:54 PM

I suck at all things technical and I still got my wii online just by reading the damn manual. NOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME TO LEARN SOME FUCKING PERSEVERANCE AND SELF-RELIANCE OK

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 10:56 PM

What the hell I have to BUY the internet >:

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 10:59 PM

I also can't seem to get the cursor to line up with where I'm pointing the Wiimote. The sensor bar position option changes this, but the two choices are either "way too high" or "way too low."

I picked the low one and am now exclusively holding my wiimote Coyote Smith style, and while that makes me look like the most super cool kid on the block it'd be nice if I could get it to work like it's supposed to.

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2007 11:35 PM

So this console really kind of sucks. Good thing I also got The White Album and Houses of the Holy. The second of which also sort of sucks.

What an awesome-at-first-but-then-shitty birthday this was

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 12:26 AM

It takes some getting used to. Stop getting disappointed so fast you queer.

And Houses of the Holy is great :(

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 12:42 AM

I seriously cannot figure out what the fuck is wrong with my remote's calibration. The manual isn't fucking helping at all and there is no IN CASE YOU FUCKED UP TRY THIS in the option menu.

The only hairstyle I could find for my Mii makes him look like a girl from a distance, which I guess is appropriate. But I would have appreciated an option to turn it pink. >:

Also, I just can't get into any of the songs except Dancing Days and No Quarter. Mabye I'm not in the mood or something. I probably would have done way better with I or II, anyway.

Sethomas Oct 19th, 2007 12:49 AM

Fuck, now I have the song "Me and Eddie Vedder" stuck in my head. It'll make you appreciate the album "Houses of the Holy" more, I promise.

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 12:49 AM

ALSO MY WII CODE IS 7766757314946482

ADD ME SO I CAN SEND YOU ALL MY ALF MIIS

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:14 AM

I want a Wii now. I didn't 10 months ago but now I do. :(

Actually I need more fun DS games. Anyone know any fun DS games?

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:15 AM

Elite Beat Agents
Dawn of Sorrow
Phoenix Wright

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:15 AM

I already have three fun DS games! I have New Super Mario Bros., FFIII, and Puzzle Quest.

These aren't very challenging though. :(

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 507675)
Phoenix Wright

I don't know man this game sounds gay as hell. I don't want to be all like "OBJECTION!" I play my DS in public sometimes, you know.

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:18 AM

I can't play my DS in public because I always sing along to Material Girl on EBA :(

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:19 AM

Plus isn't Phoenix Wright not even really a game? It's like an endless cutscene. That's not fun! >:

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:20 AM

Wait do you actually have to yell OBJECTION into the mic?

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:21 AM

Yeah. That's what makes it so awesome.

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:22 AM

That's gay

IMO

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:24 AM

It's like Nintendo is doing everything they possibly can to prevent their games from being emulated on a computer. This is why we have to do deal with controlling Link with the goddamn stylus >:

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:24 AM

I'd love to get Phantom Hourglass but I really REALLY forsee this just being a huge headache >:

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:25 AM

You could probably use a gamepad and a mouse for the stylus :\

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:26 AM

Zelda stopped being not shitty after Windwaker, so that's really not a valid complaint.


also I fucked up my REAL Wii code is 7766 7573 1484 6482

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:27 AM

Twilight Princess was better than Wind Waker. I still don't understand your beef with it.

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:27 AM

Okay, I'll bite.

Guitar Woman, tell us, what is so horrible about Twilight Princess.

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2007 01:28 AM

And Wind Waker isn't terrible either, mind you. Now Minish Cap on the other hand

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:28 AM

:hifivemilhouse

It might just be because I'm a faggot furry but I really enjoyed the wolf parts. :[

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:30 AM

I don't know, mabye I'm just growing up in a really asshole way. Although I thought the level design was really icky and the game's habit of constantly vomiting BLOOOOOOOOOOOM into my face was not appreciated.

Also, it didn't make me feel like a pirate and Windwaker DID, so WW is way better in my book!

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:32 AM

It could also be because I was one of the faggots who got mega pissed off when WW came out with it's cartoony graphics, and then was pleasantly surprised when I got to play it.

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:36 AM

I liked Windwaker up until that part where you have to collect the triforce shards.

Developer Uno: Oh shit we spent too much time on these revolutionary graphics and this game is too short!
Developer Dos: I suppose we could include some really tedious and mindless fetch quests. I mean the treasure diving section of the game could use a little sprucing up.
Developer Uno: Yeah that sounds perfect! Okay all we have to do is divide the Triforce into 8,500 shards and set 90% of them in the middle of this massive blue sea so we don't have to make new areas.

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:39 AM

And if you'll recall, this game was delayed for like a year, so it was being developed back in 2004-5 when bloom was all the rage.



QED.

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:40 AM

Ok yeah, that was queer.

I did really like the caves the maps were hidden in, though. If they had just put the triforce shards in the caves and eliminated having to do all the crap with Tingle it would have been way better.

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:41 AM

AND BLOOM IS ALL THE RAGE NOW. JUST LIKE BROWN AND GREY PALETTES!

DuFresne Oct 19th, 2007 01:42 AM

Alright, GW, I've got you added. My number's in the Wii Numbers thread you should have been using.

Oh, and don't steal jokes from Yahtzee. I'll know.

Sethomas Oct 19th, 2007 01:45 AM

Quit fagging up the faggotry thread, fags.

I mean, there's a gaming forum and all, you know?

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:46 AM

It's the truth, though! Twilight Princess is by far the worst offender with that fucking effect, too.

Emu Oct 19th, 2007 01:48 AM

Have you even played Shadow of the Colossus? That game and Ico practically define bloom.

Also yes there's a gaming forum but this thread has been slowed to a crawl lately

Chojin Oct 19th, 2007 01:50 AM

You didn't have to pay for the internet if you got a Wii before June or so. Either way it's only $5 for an internet browser, don't be a faggot.

If you aren't having fun with the wii, try buying some games!

Hope this helps!

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2007 01:50 AM

Except SotC and Ico aren't pieces of shit >:


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