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Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 08:40 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 08:51 PM

:heart Nina

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 09:43 PM

Stephen King books are great because all the special effects happen in your head. The movies, not so much.

Except Tim Curry, who has my eternal respect and pants-shitting fear.

The Leader Jun 3rd, 2009 09:51 PM

What about the Shining?

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 10:07 PM

Well, the Jack Nicholson version had the acting talent and the suspense, with much of the creepiness, and in my opinion Stanley Kubrick did the best/creepiest job with what he had. But I understand that Stephen King was irritated that the topiary animals didn't come to life, and wasn't happy until the remake. Which I didn't like.

kahljorn Jun 3rd, 2009 10:11 PM

stephen king is a faggot

and not the good kind either

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 10:13 PM

Wait, he "fixed" the Shining?

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 10:14 PM

Yeah, there was a remake.

executioneer Jun 3rd, 2009 10:15 PM

with the guy from Wings!

Sam Jun 3rd, 2009 10:16 PM

STEPHEN KING IS A POOR MAN'S DEAN KOONTZ.

executioneer Jun 3rd, 2009 10:16 PM

and it was six hours long!

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 10:20 PM

Here's an author of paperback thrillers with a suspiciously fortuitous name: Stephen Coonts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Coonts

kahljorn Jun 3rd, 2009 10:29 PM

haha his name is COONTS

I've never met someone with more than one coont before

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 11:24 PM

'LO

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 11:26 PM

Finished your route, RK?

Do Finnish newspapers have naked ladies in them?

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 11:29 PM

1) Yes

2) Finnish newspaper's can only endure underwear/lingerie pics :/

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 11:36 PM

When do you get paid?

Is that because Finnish wimmen are hidious to behold beneath their longjohns?

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2009 02:56 AM

DEAR RANKERI:


RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 06:06 AM

I don't get your point esuohlim :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2009 10:26 AM

I was watching some show last night and they decided to nuke Finland. Sorry Ranny :(

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 10:28 AM

does that mean he's a ghost now?

Dimnos Jun 4th, 2009 10:49 AM

Why nuke Finland? Whats the strategic relevance for that? Was it just an act of kindness?

Dixie Jun 4th, 2009 10:50 AM

euthanasia probably, it's just better this way

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631198)
does that mean he's a ghost now?

Check his IP address. If its coming from a cemetary we'll know for sure.

Aaarg Jun 4th, 2009 11:11 AM

92.122.0.61.CEMETERY.12

RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 631197)
I was watching some show last night and they decided to nuke Finland. Sorry Ranny :(

Oh my god, not Finland!

RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 12:14 PM

I was supposed to make soup but it turned out to be stew. Has this happened to anybody else?

MetalMilitia Jun 4th, 2009 12:24 PM

Yeah once I opened the soup can, looked away for ten seconds, looked back and pow - you've guessed it - STEW!

I almost died of equal parts shock and disgust.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 02:02 PM


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2009 02:35 PM

Naked, hanging from a rope in a closet of a luxury Bangkok hotel. We all should be so lucky.

Dimnos Jun 4th, 2009 02:40 PM

The whores really do do it all in Bangkok. :\

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2009 02:58 PM

A generic but cool death, just like the man.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 03:20 PM

The curse of Bruce Lee finally caught up with him.

RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 03:23 PM

Robotnik's raping my ass

DevilWearsPrada Jun 4th, 2009 05:00 PM

/chatnet on
/chat you are all homos
/chatnet off

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 05:02 PM

Hey CIG and Kitsa, have you seen the documentary King Corn yet? http://www.kingcorn.net/

I've heard about it and someone was talking about corn on tv and I remembered it. I'm trying to get it now, but yeah, the amount of corn in everything is disturbing.

RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 05:10 PM

Oh yeaaah, 7 chaos emeralds.

time to make him my bitch.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 05:26 PM

hmm edit is tasty.

RaNkeri Jun 4th, 2009 05:29 PM

Done.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2009 05:33 PM

I already suggested that in less polite terms in PM. :x

Kitsa Jun 4th, 2009 06:03 PM

nope, never seen it.

I just ordered the old Ned Beatty Jonestown movie to replace a VHS I've had for years. Looking forward to that.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 06:05 PM

That's the one they always play on tv right?

Kitsa Jun 4th, 2009 06:10 PM

Probably. Although there was a great PBS documentary that's gotten a lot of airtime. I particularly enjoy the testimony of the gentleman who said that Jim Jones offered to "stick it in your butt if you like". (He respectfully declined).

This is the old 70s one, and I had VHS copies of that and the Ambush in Waco movie where the guy who played Koresh was really good and creepy.

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2009 08:01 PM

Yukiko is a total liar, they don't have asians in the UK.

Tadao Jun 4th, 2009 08:09 PM

Is that why Bod won't marry me? :tear

Kitsa Jun 4th, 2009 08:09 PM

The Asians in that one Father Ted episode were funny.

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2009 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 631180)
I don't get your point esuohlim :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Aaarg Jun 5th, 2009 10:43 AM

how do you go from "i'm sorry for making it awkward between us the other night" to "you should come home" in less than five minutes?

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 10:47 AM

Put them in the same sentence ;)

Aaarg Jun 5th, 2009 11:01 AM

you're good at this. are you a professional?

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 11:02 AM

the best there is

Aaarg Jun 5th, 2009 11:07 AM

the best i've ever had, at least.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 631430)
how do you go from "i'm sorry for making it awkward between us the other night" to "you should come home" in less than five minutes?

Same girl still?

Tadao Jun 5th, 2009 02:19 PM

would it matter?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 02:49 PM

Yeah. If its the old girl I would say don't worry about it and look at a new girl. If it is a new girl I would come up with something to say.

Dimnos Jun 5th, 2009 02:52 PM

The real question is how did he make it awkward.

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 03:00 PM

You ignorant fucks! I already solved the problem, end of discussion.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 03:03 PM

That's your solution to everything.

Kitsa Jun 5th, 2009 04:21 PM

I played "cornhole" for the first time this afternoon. This is not so much a forced-buttrape thing as a bean bag toss thing. I don't understand Ohio.

Dimnos Jun 5th, 2009 04:31 PM

Tic-tac-throw is where its at.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 05:08 PM

All hail http://www.baggo.com/ the official Bag throw game.

bigtimecow Jun 5th, 2009 05:13 PM

what's up y'all

i just had a long day at work, now i'm home still doing work :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 05:18 PM

It's Friday, you should take a nap.

bigtimecow Jun 5th, 2009 05:22 PM

i take naps every day, and today should be no different. but i have a faggot boss who can suck my ass and is a faggot

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 05:22 PM

Just woke up from my nap, leaving for work soon.

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 05:23 PM

Although I don't know if I really get any sleep, it feels as if I just hold my eyes shut for 2 hours. Haven't gotten used to the new rhytm :/

bigtimecow Jun 5th, 2009 05:25 PM

usually that still feels pretty good

Tadao Jun 5th, 2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 631478)
I played "cornhole" for the first time this afternoon. This is not so much a forced-buttrape thing as a bean bag toss thing. I don't understand Ohio.

Just finished watching King Corn. What a crazy world we Americans live in.


So glad I don't work anymore. I just fuck around and sleep all the time.

bigtimecow Jun 5th, 2009 05:30 PM

what time is it in finland?

bigtimecow Jun 5th, 2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631499)
So glad I don't work anymore. I just fuck around and sleep all the time.

how do you make the moneys then

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 05:31 PM

23:31

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2009 05:36 PM

Almost Saturday in Finland.

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 05:43 PM

yeah

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2009 05:48 PM

It has been a Saturday here for a week. :(

Tadao Jun 5th, 2009 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 631502)
how do you make the moneys then

The key is to contract a disease that is disabling and has no cure.

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2009 05:58 PM

:pagebrak

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 06:02 PM

It's saturday in finland

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 06:03 PM

yeah

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2009 06:13 PM

Do you work on Saturdays, Ranski?

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 06:19 PM

Yes, from 1.50 to 5.00 approximately

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2009 06:30 PM

Do you also rob houses?

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 06:55 PM

off to work

Kitsa Jun 5th, 2009 07:25 PM

Having no energy sucks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 08:59 PM

Speaking of energy...

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY WAS ARRESTED EARLIER TODAY....THE CHARGES.....BATTERY

Tadao Jun 5th, 2009 09:10 PM

I want to punch you. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 10:09 PM

:picklehat

Dixie Jun 5th, 2009 11:00 PM

DANCE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 11:04 PM

Hey good morning Finland, how are you?
Your son was awake again and worked hard!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2009 11:09 PM

Are you already out of work?

I'm going out drinking.

RaNkeri Jun 5th, 2009 11:10 PM

yeah, finished my route

Sam Jun 5th, 2009 11:30 PM

DRINKING TIME

Big McLargehuge Jun 6th, 2009 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 631514)
Yes, from 1.50 to 5.00 approximately

approximately one and a half to five what? :rolleyes

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 12:30 AM

DOLLARS

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 12:32 AM

CASH MONEY BITCHES
P'ZONE TIEM

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 12:41 AM

AND CHEESESTICKS

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:06 AM

FUCKIN A

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 01:15 AM

AND CAKE YOU BASTARD

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:17 AM

and man that bitch was nummy

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 01:20 AM

NUMMY NUMMY IN YO MOFUCKIN TUMMY

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:29 AM

STUFFED

back to stoning on through the night


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