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Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 01:13 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 01:56 PM

What's your record on consecutive braks?

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 01:59 PM

who gives a shit? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 02:00 PM

I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 02:01 PM

I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 02:04 PM

ANGRY FIVE POST RANT

PAGE BREAK

SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 02:04 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 632815)
who gives a shit? :rolleyes

The people do

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 02:20 PM

Also, they should make a METAL WIZARD OF OZ

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 02:28 PM

And a rubber Dorthy.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 632814)
What's your record on consecutive braks?

No clue. It never occured to me to keep track.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 632816)
I remember back when he used to get angry about getting the page break. :o

Do you remember a time when I was funny? :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 632817)
I mean, surely Pub isn't so lame that he would count his pagebraks and be proud of them :rolleyes

If I had thought to I would've. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 632818)
ANGRY FIVE POST RANT
PAGE BREAK
SON OF A BITCH! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN PAGE BREAK!

Typing in all capital letters was such fun. Good times. :tear

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 02:45 PM

What would you guys do to an intersection in Portland to improve it

Describe this in detail because I don't want to do any writing today

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 02:58 PM

Portland, OR or Portland, ME ?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 03:00 PM

Either way I would turn it into a roundabout and put a giant statue of myself shirtless with my bulging biceps in the middle of it.

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 03:00 PM

Oregon.

It can be anything, too, there are no guidelines on this project and I have no idea what the point of it is but I'm not going to pass without doing it

ALSO I ALREADY THOUGHT OF A GIANT STATUE OF MYSELF BE MORE CREATIVE

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 03:03 PM

I would build an interstate on-ramp and drive to the beach for makeouts and drinks in the setting sun. :sunglasses

No off-ramp though. No one wants to be in Oregon.

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 03:05 PM

A secret tunnel to Barbados is a better idea

thanks for nothing, nerds

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 03:10 PM

How about a popstickle stand? People still like buying popstickles, right?

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 03:14 PM



But the last bite always falls off the stick!

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2009 04:08 PM

I would rename the streets to RAMONA QUIMBY AVENUE and BEEZUS DRIVE and put a big Beverly Cleary museum there.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 04:22 PM

Hey guys, FistfulOAwesome is FistfulONerdy. :x

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 04:32 PM

FistfulOParagraphs

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2009 04:41 PM

I went to a restroom inside a hospital lab and there was a HUGE puddle of urine on the floor. When I told the lab worker (in case they wanted to, I don't know, clean it the hell up), she laughed and pointed to some elderly patient. She said, "Oh, that's just Trudy, she does that all the time."

What the hell? If you know someone is going to piss on the floor of your bathroom all the time, why don't you send someone in to wipe it up before you tell the next person to go in? Or are we supposed to splash through it and go, "Oh, that Trudy!"

I don't get people.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 04:43 PM

The watch too much Scrubs.

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2009 04:54 PM

That's the second urine-puddle run-in I've had in a hospital. The first time I was in an ER room and stepped in a random puddle of cold piss with only socks on my feet. It was so fucking gross, I showered the second I got home.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 04:55 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 04:57 PM

It's not in the nurses contract to clean that up and they took all the money from maintenance.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 04:57 PM

American hospitals sound amazing. I can't recall a hospital I've been to that hasn't had a piss puddle. :pub'ssecretbladderproblem

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2009 05:01 PM

Well, I know there's rampant notmyjob-itis, but good god you can't just leave random puddles of piss lying around indefinitely.

Misdemonar Jun 11th, 2009 05:02 PM

OH GOD

GUITAR WOMENS' BACK

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 05:06 PM

sexy apocalypse

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 05:08 PM

and the Clement thread got locked up. Definitely two signs of the apocalypse

:Geggy

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 05:12 PM

seems like clement got another thread moved to thread backups.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 05:13 PM

I successfully helped make the Clement thread worse, it was a mercy locking.

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2009 05:16 PM

Clement needs to come out with a blowup doll sex tape really soon or I'm going to lose interest.

Dimnos Jun 11th, 2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 632870)
it was a mercy locking.

That's for sure. They even deleted my last post. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 06:17 PM

Ow dude, you got the old Sam treatment. :hypno

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 06:45 PM

off to work soon :/

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 06:50 PM

Bike safe.

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 06:53 PM

ofcourse




I have a bitchin helmet

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2009 06:53 PM


RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 06:56 PM

this ain't the youtube thread, boy :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 06:57 PM

I wish it was. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2009 07:00 PM

Every Thursday during the summer here they have a free band play down from city hall. Going to Robert Randolph and the family band tonight

http://www.buffaloplace.com/thursday-at-the-square

On Tuesdays they have free bands play near Niagara Falls, NY. Saw the Reverand Horton Heat a few days ago and on wednesdays they have free bands play in another part of the city. So free Charlie Daniels Band is going to rock.

We're the poorest city in the U.S. :(

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2009 07:30 PM

Rev. Horton Heat was probably the best thing to happen to that shithole.

There's a crappy state park and Nabisco. Or at least that's the way I remember the NY side when I was going to Ithaca years ago.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 632905)
you're more than a little frightening in that pic, Tadao.

If he had his piercings in, not only would he be the king of the Thunderdome, but I'd need to change my underwear.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 632906)
If he had his piercings in, not only would he be the king of the Thunderdome, but I'd need to change my underwear.

I did for the Rev. Horton Heat show.

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2009 07:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afCYkRJt9Cc

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 11:11 PM


Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 11:22 PM

Do they change America to what ever you guys call Finland? It sounded like they changed New Orleans to Helsinki.

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 11:25 PM

The songs are quite different. This version is about nightshift truck driver. Helsinki is only mentioned as a place where rich men weep during the depression while the driver states he does the best he can.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 11:26 PM

Lol, Why didn't they just a new song.

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 11:29 PM

It's a cover :/

RaNkeri Jun 11th, 2009 11:30 PM

Besides the tune is kinda catchy

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 11:33 PM

Well yeah, a Gunthrie wrote it.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2009 11:35 PM

Oh, I guess ol Arlo didn't write it.

Esuohlim Jun 12th, 2009 01:49 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2009 11:07 AM

So is there anything worse than writing a fluff piece



Answer: Yeah, writing two fluff pieces in four hours or your future is RUINED

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2009 11:54 AM

Where the fuck is Womti when you need him?

This "Last Frontiersmen" bullshit would be easier if I had an actual bum to interview.

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2009 04:38 PM

hey here's an idea walk outside of your house go downtown and fucking find one you jackass

you don't have a future anyway unless you count being a spock impersonator

RaNkeri Jun 12th, 2009 04:48 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2009 04:49 PM

Where are our 4chan reps? Are you guys running another raid on youtube? Could you knock it off? I'm trying to watch Kate Micucci vids. >:

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2009 05:30 PM

I don't have time for that, but I was going to.

I changed my subject from homeless people like two weeks ago due to that being a played out topic, but the other one I picked was shit so I switched it back for a last-minute amphetamine scribbling.

I'm pretty much grasping at straws here but I think I can do it before 9 PM tonight :<

Shrubfest Jun 12th, 2009 07:56 PM

Eeek. I'm fairly drunk, but the manface passed out. What to do?

The Leader Jun 12th, 2009 07:59 PM

Have your way with him.

Tadao Jun 12th, 2009 08:00 PM

What are you drinking?

Shrubfest Jun 12th, 2009 08:03 PM

Bitter. In the pub was drinking boddingtons and shots of jager.
At home i got john smiths

Tadao Jun 12th, 2009 08:06 PM

I hope you were driving.

Shrubfest Jun 12th, 2009 08:09 PM

I can't drive. A nice man of indian background drove us, for £6.

Tadao Jun 12th, 2009 08:11 PM

Draw the words "I'm a hot chick, and I love Jixby Phillips!" on his ass and post the pics.

Shrubfest Jun 12th, 2009 08:22 PM

I just might.....

RaNkeri Jun 12th, 2009 08:23 PM

Man, everyone's gay for jixby

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2009 08:48 PM

Not me, Son.

Shrubfest Jun 12th, 2009 08:52 PM

I'd be gay for you, though, Pub...

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2009 08:52 PM

Yeah, I've got Pub all to myself.

MattJack Jun 12th, 2009 08:52 PM

Shrubfest looks like my buddy's ex

AND I DNT LIKE HER

MattJack Jun 12th, 2009 08:53 PM

So yall gonna be watchin that Doc Mock s*it tonight or what?

Dimnos Jun 12th, 2009 08:54 PM

I'm beach side drinking tequila bitches! :lol

Esuohlim Jun 12th, 2009 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 633103)
Shrubfest looks like my buddy's ex

AND I DNT LIKE HER

No way dude she's a qt >: and I'd do things to her boobs irl if she'd let me :x

Sam Jun 12th, 2009 11:47 PM

HEY MILHOUSE, FUCK YOU

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 12:16 AM

I would totally ignore her.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 12:28 AM

YEAH

YOU WOULD

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 633121)
I would totally ignore her screams.

Of course.

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 633113)
No way dude she's a qt >: and I'd do things to her boobs irl if she'd let me :x

Yeah she's a qt i'll give you that, but she will rip your heart out. PLUS SHE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 01:14 AM

Worse than that, Jim. She has a Yorkshire accent. :puke

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 01:19 AM

At this point i'd take anything ):

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 01:19 AM

;_;

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 01:21 AM

;_;

kahljorn Jun 13th, 2009 01:57 AM

the most amazing thing happened today

i was taking off my shirt and i threw it at my wife's head and it landed on there PERFECTLY LIKE A TURBAN.
PERFeCTLY

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 01:58 AM

It is a clue.

kahljorn Jun 13th, 2009 02:01 AM

WHAT KIND OF CLUE?

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 02:04 AM

I don't care, Re is on my TV. :boner

kahljorn Jun 13th, 2009 02:05 AM

aroo

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 02:11 AM

Weell, I came. No need to watch the dumb movie.

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 02:15 AM

Thestream keeps pushing me to justintv in which I am banned.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 02:16 AM

Thestream is broken. Maybe you should learn to not be a jackass.

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 02:17 AM

Nah, that would be too much trouble.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 02:22 AM

Wow, I am already bored with the shitty people in the chat.

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 02:22 AM

STFU

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 02:24 AM

You were the best thing in there, MJ. :eek


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