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executioneer Jun 26th, 2009 04:59 PM

CRISPS, sam

edit:

Tadao Jun 26th, 2009 05:03 PM

Ahl buy theur um crisps if theur suk on uz cock.

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2009 07:02 PM

I was thinking about saying that I really wanted a baked potato with barbecue sauce on it, for some reason, but then I thought this would be a really bad time to say it.

I'm going to a local concert tonight with my parents for their anniversary. They say that it's entertaining people-watching; I guess free public shows attract a lot of amusing types. We'll see. I'll bring a camera.

Zomboid Jun 26th, 2009 07:41 PM

Is Shrubfest hot? I think there were a couple HAWT BITCHEZ here but I can't remember who they were :(

Tadao Jun 26th, 2009 09:57 PM

Extremely hawt, but a total cuntbag.

Shrubfest Jun 26th, 2009 10:06 PM

Love you too!


And you, Sam.

Sam Jun 26th, 2009 10:12 PM

YEAH, YOU BETTER. >:

OR ELSE.

P.S. I STILL HAVE THOSE CHIPS ;)

Tadao Jun 26th, 2009 10:26 PM


Kitsa Jun 26th, 2009 10:44 PM

That was a shitty concert. But people-watching was fun.

The guitarist was a dead ringer for Randall Flagg and the keyboard guy looked exactly like the rival pornstar at the end of Orgazmo, the one that farts into his hand and flings it. I mean, clothes and all, so that was pretty weird.

My dad was baiting yuppies to step in dogshit. There was this enormous pile of dogshit in front of our lawn seats, so my dad arranged the chairs so that it looked like a clear path. All evening, people were channeled to the dogshit like lambs to the slaughter. My dad laughed till he cried.

I mean, he warned some people, but like the guy with the fanny pack and the ray-bans pulling the wagonload of picnic shit he didn't.

Tadao Jun 26th, 2009 10:57 PM

Hahahaha, your dad is cool.

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2009 10:58 PM

Sometimes he is.

The Leader Jun 27th, 2009 05:51 AM

I got banned from the stickam chat and I didn't break any rules. :\

executioneer Jun 27th, 2009 06:33 AM

what the hel;l is the stickam chat

executioneer Jun 27th, 2009 06:33 AM

wait n/m

elx Jun 27th, 2009 10:37 AM

stickam operates like a mormon cult, you were probably banned for not having tits

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 27th, 2009 12:07 PM

I have a sudden urge to buy a bunch of polos now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 27th, 2009 12:54 PM


Tadao Jun 27th, 2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 635530)
I got banned from the stickam chat and I didn't break any rules. :\

I won't watch until thestream works again.

Tadao Jun 27th, 2009 02:29 PM


executioneer Jun 27th, 2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 635551)

it's pretty obvious that one image is supposed to be a parody/homage to the other :/

Tadao Jun 27th, 2009 03:13 PM

Yeah, totallylookslike has been having a massive problem with that lately.

Aaarg Jun 27th, 2009 06:24 PM

they suuuure have.

like, it's obnoxious.

executioneer Jun 28th, 2009 02:21 AM

I GOT A NEW PHONE ITS RAD

EXPECT MY NEXT POST TO BE FROM SAID PHONE :hat

elx Jun 28th, 2009 12:46 PM

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2009 01:09 PM

WOW, that's no good.

Sam Jun 28th, 2009 01:26 PM

NOW HOW WILL I BUY OXYCLEAN? :tear

Kitsa Jun 28th, 2009 02:51 PM



BILLY MAYS UP HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN!

MarioRPG Jun 28th, 2009 04:45 PM

GUYS I'M SO UPSET. WHY BILLY

Tadao Jun 28th, 2009 04:49 PM

I've been trying to come up with a Billy/Oxyclean/MJ joke, but I got nothing.

Zomboid Jun 28th, 2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 635551)

Like so many other sites with user-submissions, it's being bogged down by stupid shits. I just spent a few minutes browsing through some of the pictures, and there's a looooot of parodies/homages that LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE :O

Another annoying thing is when they have something or someone that's been around forever compared to something new. It's the other way around, you dumb motherfuckers. Here's an example:


Really?

Tadao Jun 28th, 2009 05:22 PM

Yeah, if you look in the comments, everyone is yelling at them for being dumb. There must not be enough good submissions to overide the dumb crap. The are probably pressured by lolcat to at least have 1 new one a day.

DevilWearsPrada Jun 28th, 2009 05:50 PM

andy samberg totally does look like bob dylan, tho

Kitsa Jun 28th, 2009 08:11 PM

Does he? I don't think so.

Has anyone else tried Burger King apple fries? I don't know what to make of them. They're just apple sticks cut like fries, with a packet of caramel instead of ketchup. Except the caramel won't stick to the fries because they're wet. So instead it just smears all over the place.

Still, they're the healthiest thing I've eaten all day :(

Esuohlim Jun 28th, 2009 10:38 PM

Burger King apple fries totally looks like french fries

executioneer Jun 29th, 2009 12:42 AM

lol

Dixie Jun 29th, 2009 11:42 AM

wow what the FUCK has been up with everyone dropping like flies?
nothing EVER happens when i'm at home and have time to gossip and chitter chatter. i spend ONE week at work and BOOM.
insanity i tell you

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 29th, 2009 12:07 PM

I'm taking bets on the next celeb to die. I'm betting Ice-T on 5:1.

Tadao Jun 29th, 2009 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 635843)
Technically the world's biggest dork belongs to the whale species.

OH MAN THAT'S HAWT

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 12:18 AM

oh man now there's something i bet the internet doesn't have porn of

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 12:19 AM

(NOT INCLUDING DRAWRINGS)

Tadao Jun 30th, 2009 12:20 AM

So I haven't seen it all! YAY!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2009 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 635764)
I'm taking bets on the next celeb to die. I'm betting Ice-T on 5:1.

It ended up being Fred Travalena who died today. He was a comedian who died of some kind of cancer.

I'm still offering bets of Ice-T to die.

Or Michelle Pfeiffer to die any time now. Come on......Wednesday.

Place your bets!

Dixie Jun 30th, 2009 02:02 AM

it's totally going to be someone from welcome back kotter or wkrp

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2009 02:14 AM

Maybe John Travolta.

CIG: did you see the picture of the kitten?

Zomboid Jun 30th, 2009 03:14 AM

Something reminded me of a really stupid joke that Jamesman made, but I don't know what it was (that reminded me).

The joke was something about Arnold Vosloo (the guy that played the Mummy in the newer movies) saving Christmas, and no one found it funny. He then went on to try to explain why it was funny.

That's exactly what's wrong with most internet humor; people just assume something is inherently hilarious because it's so WACKY AND RANDOM.

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 04:18 AM

omg guys did you hear the news, rick astley died too :theinternetisretarded

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2009 07:33 AM

the mcdonald's closest to here has french fries that taste like apples :(

Dixie Jun 30th, 2009 07:49 AM

kitten?
what kitten?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 635915)
kitten?
what kitten?

The kitten with the chainsaw in the zoo thread.

Womti Jun 30th, 2009 02:43 PM

HAY GUYS, LET'S DRINK UNTIL OUR HEARTS POP

elx Jun 30th, 2009 03:16 PM

mockeryvets smell bad

elx Jun 30th, 2009 03:17 PM

like yeast poo

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 03:50 PM

You missed the page Brak. :c

elx Jun 30th, 2009 03:53 PM

whats the page brak do?

Tadao Jun 30th, 2009 03:55 PM

INFRACTION

Dimnos Jun 30th, 2009 04:49 PM

You are soooo banned.

Dimnos Jun 30th, 2009 04:52 PM

Looking back over the last few pages to see when the last page Brak was I found this gem I somehow missed. This is greatness. :lol



Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 635560)


Kitsa Jun 30th, 2009 06:11 PM


elx Jun 30th, 2009 07:07 PM

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Aaarg Jun 30th, 2009 07:30 PM

you win a fucking ban when you use a page brak when there's not a page brak.

what are you, thick?

christ almighty (coming soon to theatres near you)

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 07:33 PM

Seppuku is your only option now, elx.

elx Jun 30th, 2009 07:34 PM

but there's nothing in the guidelines about a page brak, i don't understand its purpose :(

Zomboid Jun 30th, 2009 07:35 PM

It's a stupid fucking tradition that some of the more clever members cooked up. Don't do it.

elx Jun 30th, 2009 07:36 PM

i didnt really just fall for that and change everything before i got banned :(

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 07:37 PM

:lol I love you elx.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2009 07:44 PM

I won't for 2 more years.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2009 07:57 PM

What's the vet limit, 3?

MetalMilitia Jun 30th, 2009 08:18 PM

I don't think there can be any more vets because all the people that were previously responsible for elevating the common forum dweller to the lofty heights of vetdom have stopped posting.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2009 08:41 PM

They post

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

MrAdventure Jun 30th, 2009 09:31 PM

i dont think so

Zomboid Jun 30th, 2009 10:13 PM

Out of the people on that list, only like 6-7 of us still post :(

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 10:20 PM

I miss Sethomas. :(

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 635945)
mockeryvets smell bad

NOT UH >:o

executioneer Jun 30th, 2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 636002)
i dont think so

wudoin mr adventure :)

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2009 11:40 PM

Juttin was a vet.
:gigh

elx Jul 1st, 2009 12:04 AM

:meat

Aaarg Jul 1st, 2009 12:09 AM

UNBANNED.

elx Jul 1st, 2009 01:19 AM

smelly bugger zonker

kahljorn Jul 1st, 2009 03:37 AM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 1st, 2009 04:19 AM

WHAT IS IT ABOUT ALL THESE ALF POGS?

Kitsa Jul 1st, 2009 05:01 PM

Hehehe

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...urce=a-section

Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranana_Pems (Post 636113)
I know this is for the new kids and new members but Hi its been a long time since I seen everyone. Yes Im one of the old timers but havent talked or seen anyone in like years. I think Ill welcome myself back to the realms.

:lol

Is this guy gonna take a month or two to eventually try to sell us something? He posted this in the front forums.

Aaarg Jul 1st, 2009 06:50 PM

i just get home from a shitty-boring day at work and i take my computer out to relax on the porch and the indian bitch in the trailer next door is blasting kid rock. what the fuck. i'm trying to quietly listen to my quiet john fahey album i just got.

but apparently the cops are keeping an eye on that trailer because they're selling coke or something.

Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 06:50 PM

Dimnos Viewing Thread
MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 4 - Max Burbank VS Lenor (GRUDGE MATCH)

Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 07:03 PM

fistfullofawesome needs his name change to fuckinglotofuselesswords

executioneer Jul 1st, 2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636115)
:lol

Is this guy gonna take a month or two to eventually try to sell us something? He posted this in the front forums.

he put spam links in his sig, got banned

Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 08:13 PM

Did he? I swear they weren't there before. OH! ;) I GET YA!

Yes I saw the spam links in his sig.





:conspiracy

executioneer Jul 1st, 2009 08:40 PM

ILL PUNCH YOU DADAO

executioneer Jul 1st, 2009 08:41 PM

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAM LINSK IN YOUR SIG SMARTPANTS

Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 08:47 PM

Does it come with rice?

Kitsa Jul 1st, 2009 10:23 PM

spamlink musubi hahahaha

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636117)


Dont stalk me bro. :hypno

Dixie Jul 2nd, 2009 02:15 AM

i've come to adore the liberace paper dolls in the men's dressing rooms
i'll try to get a picture of the wall collage, and the gay cowboy apron covering the flourescent light
see you guys on monday

Kitsa Jul 2nd, 2009 08:23 AM

There's a dairy farm near where I'm doing my art show, and they make this flavor only during the summer:



They call it "Trash" and it's all the stuff left over from all their other ice cream flavors, colored neon purple. I love this stuff. Last night, mine had several whole raspberry truffles and mini peanut butter cups in it, part of a peppermint patty, and what I think was a coffee been.

It sort of tastes and smells like play-doh.

Shrubfest Jul 3rd, 2009 03:36 PM

Christ, don't you just hate it when it seems like everyone else is doing something with their lives, and you can't even think of where to start. Suddenly the time's gone, you've achived nothing, and everyone starts asking you questions about what you did with it.

Wankers.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2009 03:39 PM

:emo

Colonel Flagg Jul 3rd, 2009 03:46 PM

Tell them all to sod off.

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2009 03:53 PM

What usually happens is they wind up hating what they loved (never do what you love for a living) and then they'll be all, I WISH I WAS AS CAREFREE AS SHRUB WHAT DID I DO WITH MY LIFE?

Fathom Zero Jul 3rd, 2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636283)
(never do what you love for a living)

That's the one of my philosophies, something I live my life by. I've seen it too many times in people to call it a coincidence. That's why I like to stick with manual labour as a job.

kahljorn Jul 3rd, 2009 07:19 PM

You're a bunch of ellsworth tahooeys


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