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RaNkeri Sep 30th, 2009 04:03 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Sep 30th, 2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 651032)
If a guy has the ability of flight, does it require him to use muscles? Can he fly infinitely?

Hitchhikers guide says you can fly forever without effort.

RaNkeri Sep 30th, 2009 04:07 PM

Thank you :)

Now how about my spider-man question? :posh

Tadao Sep 30th, 2009 04:12 PM

I'm not into coloring books. Sorry.

captain516 Sep 30th, 2009 04:25 PM

Too deep for you?

Dimnos Sep 30th, 2009 05:01 PM

Oh man that was almost funny. :dunce

Kitsa Sep 30th, 2009 05:14 PM

So the neighbor kid, whom I try to help out/mentally enrich whenever I can, passed by the window yesterday engrossed in a book. I got all warm-fuzzy and thought there was hope for him yet.

Then today we drove past and he was squatted outside someone's house, going through their garbage bags.

Sigh.

Aaarg Sep 30th, 2009 05:17 PM

Maybe he was looking for more books!

Kitsa Sep 30th, 2009 05:18 PM

sure he was.

I fucking hate this neighborhood.

MarioRPG Sep 30th, 2009 07:18 PM

When will Kitsa get a break.

Kitsa Sep 30th, 2009 08:06 PM

It wasn't so much a complaint post as an, "I can't believe I just saw a neighbor kid go through someone's trash bags, I was pretty sure this wasn't Calcutta" post.

Tadao Sep 30th, 2009 08:18 PM

You can nurture, but nature rules in certain environments.

captain516 Sep 30th, 2009 08:44 PM

Back in elementary school, I sat next to a kid who got the best grades in the class. I saw him eat out of the garbage on quite a few occasions. Maybe waste makes you smarter?

Fathom Zero Sep 30th, 2009 11:39 PM

No, but it makes you look like an asshole.

Pub Lover Oct 1st, 2009 12:48 AM

Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)

Dixie Oct 1st, 2009 10:02 AM

hangover bad

Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 10:44 AM

i've been awake since 3:15!

stevetothepast Oct 1st, 2009 10:49 AM

INSOMNIA???? UP LATE PLAYIN WITH THE LITTLE FELLA???? CAN"T SLEEP???? HOW ABOUT THIS -


Dixie Oct 1st, 2009 10:50 AM

that looks like jesus right now

Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 12:17 PM

we actually have a full bottle of nyquil on top of the fridge, but i don't like sleepy medicine because i'm so groggy all day.

working on 3.5 hours of sleep isn't anything new, it's just not been an issue for a couple of seasons.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2009 12:25 PM

I hate October, but I love The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28024

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2009 12:31 PM

I love October and the Onion!

Happy Birthday !esouhliM

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 12:47 PM

I love how all the money in the world is poured into making people aware of breast cancer, yet I'd wager that not a tenth of that amount would go to actual research.

Colonel Flagg Oct 1st, 2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 651169)
Happy Birthday !esouhliM

What he said. See you in the NHL Thread :redwings

Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 02:23 PM

Happy Esuday Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 651174)
I love how all the money in the world is poured into making people aware of breast cancer, yet I'd wager that not a tenth of that amount would go to actual research.

Finally someone else gets it. My aunt has been all about pink ribbon shit since my mom got BC in 2000.

I just want to tell her that it would be a much better idea for her to just write a fucking check to the ACS instead of buying pink ribbon notebooks and pink ribbon sweaters and pink ribbon car magnets and pink ribbon pens and pink ribbon fucking dildos.

Especially because she's a raging bitch. One time while visiting with my parents at our other house, she was talking about some piece of decor and she said "I get this when you're gone." She said that shit, to my mom's face. She said that to a terminally ill person. My mom just said "well shit, I ain't dead yet!"

This is also the woman who, when my grandmother died, lumped all of her stuff together (including old books, clothes, and fucking photographs) to throw away.

Dimnos Oct 1st, 2009 02:59 PM

A friend of mine told his terminally ill aunt last night that it was just god calling her home.

Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 03:05 PM

That's one painful call.

stevetothepast Oct 1st, 2009 03:06 PM

A long distance call.

Dixie Oct 1st, 2009 03:10 PM

always check caller id before answering

Pub Lover Oct 1st, 2009 03:31 PM

Guys, guys, guys. Hugs and stuff. <3
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 651185)
That looks impossible read.

I am saddened by how easily bad formating leads to a TL:DR from me. I didn't even focus on the first word before giving up.

Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 651190)
A friend of mine told his terminally ill aunt last night that it was just god calling her home.

auugh fuck religion and fuck people for saying stupid shit.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2009 04:33 PM

There's no "finally" about it...many, many cancer patients fucking hate ribbons. Think Before You Pink is a good example. I fucking hate going into a grocery store in October and everyone's just packaged shit in a pink box to exploit the breast cancer frenzy.

Last year I wore a shirt that said, "I'm confused...was someone FOR breast cancer?"

Edit: I also altered a roll of "pink ribbon" wrapping paper and crossed out all the pink ribbons with a sharpie, then used that for gifts that year.

stevetothepast Oct 1st, 2009 04:41 PM

I support pencils


Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 04:49 PM

Think before you ink.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 05:00 PM

I actually wear purple ribbons, not that anybody pays attention to them. Perhaps that's the purpose of creating awareness.

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2009 05:01 PM

I'm glad that the ribbon for brain tumors is gray (HA HA GRAY MATTER GET IT) and too ugly to be marketable.

Edit: As far as purple ribbons are concerned, they're one of those that has been appropriated for so many ailments that it'd be hard to tell what you were trying to raise awareness of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_ribbon

Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 05:05 PM

Sometimes I tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 05:05 PM

It's usually Domestic Violence. But yeah, I looked that up once and it was discouraging. :(

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 651218)
Sometimes I tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

I like that song.

Pub Lover Oct 1st, 2009 05:06 PM

What colour ribbon do I wear to remind everyone there is like a billion ways we can suffer and die at any moment? :(

Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 05:08 PM

rainbow

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2009 05:08 PM

Do as I do and just be a maypole.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 05:34 PM

a maypole of sadness

Kitsa Oct 1st, 2009 05:34 PM

also, if anyone said "I get this when you're gone", I'd do everything I could to make damn sure they didn't.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 05:38 PM

Yeah, I'm like that. My siblings aren't getting jack shit when I kick the bucket.

Hundreds of dollars stolen. HUNDREDS.

Dimnos Oct 1st, 2009 05:55 PM

They could have it.... After I shot a duce in it. :lol

Tadao Oct 1st, 2009 05:57 PM

I come from a well balanced family. I think even in the toughest times we'll still be more worried about each other rather than ourselves.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 06:00 PM

Fuck that, I hate most of them. The only people I could really give a damn about are my mom and some of her family.

Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 06:24 PM

I saw this on a car once:

and started laughing immediately. RAISE AWARENESS FOR THE GREAT BASKETBALL TRAGEDY.

So after the Virginia Tech shooting, the store I was working at made ribbon pins from shit in the floral department and tried to sell them for 99 cents each (proceeds going to, um, the grocery department)--I was pissed because, seriously, fuck you.

Fuck ribbons.

Fuck awareness.

Want to know something else that pisses me off, on the topic?

"Save the Ta-tas."

I understand doing what you can to find humor in any situation, but fuck you.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 11:27 PM

I'm going to post this here, too, because I feel that not only is it videogame-cute, but it is also generally cute, as well.


Aaarg Oct 1st, 2009 11:30 PM

is the white/red one supposed to be amaterasu from okami?

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2009 11:35 PM

Looks like it. I like the Helghast one.

MLE Oct 2nd, 2009 12:13 AM

I really love that.

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2009 01:19 AM

Haha, that's great.

What's the 2nd on bottom line supposed to be?

Wiffles Oct 2nd, 2009 02:11 AM

its a patapon ^.^

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2009 02:33 AM

I meant the white guy with red fez

Babs Oct 2nd, 2009 03:22 AM

2nd row and 2nd from the left reminds of the game and watch guy from Nintendo.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2009 04:44 AM

Kupo kupo kupo

Wiffles Oct 2nd, 2009 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 651283)
I meant the white guy with red fez

Its from the game Okami ^.^

RaNkeri Oct 2nd, 2009 05:34 AM

ah, ofcourse

Aaarg Oct 2nd, 2009 09:06 AM

no no no, the white one with the fez hat is from an indie game called fez that isn't even out yet--that's a stretch!
http://polytroncorporation.com/?page_id=61

third row, last column is ammy from okami.

Wiffles Oct 2nd, 2009 09:12 AM

er true. actually thats the one I saw.. I didnt see the bottom one with the fez hat, my comp cant handle big pictures >.<

Aaarg Oct 2nd, 2009 09:22 AM

ah, all right.

also, since when has sweet tooth been relevant?

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2009 09:33 AM

Sony stuff, I guess.

But the next one is in development!

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2009 10:59 AM

I've been listening to the Hamantaschen Song all morning and now I am contemplating using this horrible, dreary day to make hamantaschen.



It's a little like Easter candy on New Year's, but I'll make it...uh, post-Yom Kippur hamantaschen. Sure, why not.

MLE Oct 2nd, 2009 11:13 AM

God, why did I watch that?

Chojin Oct 2nd, 2009 11:45 AM


Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2009 11:52 AM

Radio here sucks, so for me it's ipod or youtube.

MLE Oct 2nd, 2009 11:56 AM

Yes, but that doesn't explain why I watched that.

Kitsa Oct 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM

Because you trust me?

I hate cleaning my microwave. Even after letting a bowl of soapy water boil in there and steam off the gunk, I still had to stoop and scrub. Nasty.

:(

MLE Oct 2nd, 2009 12:13 PM

I think it's because it had such an innocuous preview picture. Also, ew, cleaning microwaves.

liquidstatik Oct 2nd, 2009 03:02 PM

*yawn*

Colonel Flagg Oct 2nd, 2009 04:08 PM

Hey LS. Long time no see.

Shrubfest Oct 2nd, 2009 07:25 PM

Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.
It's been an odd sort of day.

liquidstatik Oct 2nd, 2009 08:52 PM

hey flagg, wudoin?

2003 oh man i've been here for a long time

Colonel Flagg Oct 2nd, 2009 09:55 PM

Chillin', about to put the kids to bed. You?

Colonel Flagg Oct 2nd, 2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 651450)
Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.

Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

liquidstatik Oct 2nd, 2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 651461)
Chillin', about to put the kids to bed. You?

watchin' serenity. this negro at the beginning is kinda a g.

MLE Oct 3rd, 2009 12:41 AM

STATIK <3

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2009 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 651462)
Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

Well, conkers is a game where you smash shit together, so I can only assume that conkers are also the actual objects you use.

liquidstatik Oct 3rd, 2009 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 651499)
STATIK <3

Hurro, laaaaddyy!

Shrubfest Oct 3rd, 2009 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 651462)
Hey Shrub, mind translating for me, please? :)

Conkers=horse chestnuts

Chojin Oct 3rd, 2009 11:09 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 3rd, 2009 11:30 AM

^ Here is where the horse in a Gilbert Gottfried voice would say "The aristocrats".

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2009 11:50 AM

He had my favorite thusfar.


Guitar Woman Oct 3rd, 2009 01:37 PM

You'll have to push him off a cliff

Aaarg Oct 3rd, 2009 09:57 PM

oh hay

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2009 06:28 AM

http://www.memebon.jp/index2.html

:O

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2009 07:48 AM

that cat could be famous

Aaarg Oct 4th, 2009 08:04 AM

all right, nobody told me the film crew was on hulu.

the film crew being the very short-lived mystery science theater "reunion" show in which mike nelson and the voices of crow and servo watch shitty movies.

they only made 4 episodes and only 3 are on hulu, but maaaaaaan, i like mst3k.

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 651638)
that cat could be famous

It doesn't know that it's an abomination against God.

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

It doesn't know that it's an abomination against God.
haha and that's exactly why it could be famous!

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2009 08:28 PM

I wonder wtf the Japanese fascination with the Scottish Fold cat is all about.

Dixie Oct 4th, 2009 09:42 PM

Well they are pretty damn cute.
I'm wondering why there were no drugs waiting for me when I came home today.

Colonel Flagg Oct 4th, 2009 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 651539)
Conkers=horse chestnuts

Sorry, that still doesn't make much sense. But that's OK.

Hope the rest of your weekend was a little saner. :)

Kitsa Oct 4th, 2009 11:08 PM

I just got engaged sorta.

Although, I was telling him that I think perhaps the giant protruding stomach says TAKEN just as much as, if not more than, the physical presence of a ring.

Aaarg Oct 4th, 2009 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 651699)
I'm wondering why there were no drugs waiting for me when I came home today.

We're out but we have two people "seeing if they can find anything" for us.

Colonel Flagg Oct 5th, 2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 651713)
I just got engaged sorta.

Sounds ... uh .... romantic?

Seriously, congratulations. :party

Dixie Oct 5th, 2009 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 651713)
I just got engaged sorta.

Although, I was telling him that I think perhaps the giant protruding stomach says TAKEN just as much as, if not more than, the physical presence of a ring.

Hahah well congrats!
:D


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