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Dimnos Jan 19th, 2010 01:30 PM

:pagebrak

Wow is that guy retarded or what. :eek

Pentegarn Jan 19th, 2010 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 668394)
WTF did he get that he was crying about?

I think it was a bunch of comic books and maybe a dvd or two. In other words stuff the rest of us would have enjoyed.

dextire Jan 19th, 2010 02:21 PM

Captain516 sent him 6 comics, 3 movies (including the 1989 Punisher), The Fellowship of the Ring, and a few other little things like an LP and a bamboo fountain.
As Pentegarn said, "stuff the rest of us would have enjoyed". :)

Dimnos Jan 19th, 2010 02:50 PM

Hell the bamboo fountain sounds cool enough to me.

Pentegarn Jan 19th, 2010 03:20 PM

Well that would be because you are not an ungrateful little toerag :P

EDIT: I looked at the really crappy pics Microshock made us wait over 2 weeks for and noticed he got a Marvel 1602 issue, which is super badass. Screw that little shit, he should choke on his dinner and die

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 668367)
danny as in danny tatom? i talk to him on twitter and he sends me music every now and then. i <3 him, but i don't think he's coming back :( long live liquidstatik

I LOVE YOU TOO BTC YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2010 06:21 PM

Asshole :tear

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2010 06:52 PM

I still love you, dude. Does our love mean nothing to you anymore?

Babs Jan 19th, 2010 09:15 PM

Love is a fist

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2010 09:34 PM

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PHILOSOPHY CLASS FATHOMZERO AND IF YOU EVER NEED HELP JUST KNOW THAT IM HERE FOR YOU :X

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2010 09:38 PM

Thanks dude. It's easier than I thought. I remembered, "Oh. Philosophy".

Then it got easy.

liquidstatik Jan 20th, 2010 12:44 AM

I LOVE YOU AND YOU TOO THO SORRY

liquidstatik Jan 20th, 2010 12:45 AM

So who around here sucks real bad now, guys?

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 01:13 AM

Me, and I mean that with all due respect.

bigtimecow Jan 20th, 2010 04:12 AM

microcock, although i think he got banned finally?

Pentegarn Jan 20th, 2010 09:38 AM

I thought it was for only a week. Though if Chojin 'accidentally' made it a permaban.... well you wouldn't see me cry about it

MarioRPG Jan 20th, 2010 09:40 AM

Ahhhhh! Liquidstatik rises from the grave! Zombie!

Colonel Flagg Jan 20th, 2010 10:08 AM

Hey Danny.

Zhukov Jan 20th, 2010 10:27 AM

Philosophy class is the best :(

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 10:45 AM

The world needs more philosophy majors. :rolleyes

Zhukov Jan 20th, 2010 11:22 AM

If everyone was a philosopher the world would quite arguably be a better place >:

elx Jan 20th, 2010 12:01 PM


elx Jan 20th, 2010 12:21 PM

also i think kgb w/e is trolling us and creating dumb threads via proxy :(

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 12:35 PM

DANNAY

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 12:52 PM


Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2010 01:03 PM

One of my best friends from elementary school is going to compete in the Olympics :(

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 01:10 PM

I have the diarrheas. :(

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2010 01:12 PM

We are both a sad :(

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2010 01:37 PM

Sadness is a sadness. :(

dextire Jan 20th, 2010 03:53 PM

I've decided to mellow my pre-trip jitters with sugar and caffeine. :)
I finally decided to try "Heritage Dr Pepper" before they stop selling it.
Wow, is this stuff good!

Spoiled because it's just a picture of the can.
Spoilers!

Tadao Jan 20th, 2010 04:02 PM

I don't think I've ever really enjoyed a soda.

Dimnos Jan 20th, 2010 04:18 PM

http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 668551)
One of my best friends from elementary school is going to compete in the Olympics :(

THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 20th, 2010 05:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie...figure_skater)

Tadao Jan 20th, 2010 05:52 PM

Hey! That's my friend too!

bigtimecow Jan 20th, 2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 668614)
THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS :rolleyes

dammit

Tadao Jan 20th, 2010 06:22 PM

Oh man, here comes the brown outs :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 20th, 2010 07:00 PM

My friend of a friend's last name is Bartoczewicz, pronounced Bar-to-shevitz. She was talking to someone from Georgia who asked her is she was some yankee Pollock.

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:41 PM

GRAAAARGH FUUUAAACK



GODDAMIT

I JUST PROOFREAD A MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION FIVE BILLION TIMES BEFORE SENDING IT OFF, AND NOW I NOTICE A ROYAL COCKUP ON THE FIRST PAGE

ALALALALALAGHRAWAAAAAAHH

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 08:44 PM

That's how it always happens.

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:46 PM

ITS NAW MAW FAULT, AH SWEAR

NO ONE ELSE WAS AVAILABLE TO BACK ME UP GAWDDAMMIT

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:46 PM

Subscription? The fuck izzat, I meant submission

Tadao Jan 20th, 2010 08:48 PM

stop proofreading with whiskey

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:48 PM

Sheeit, I came to California to escape the dreary rain and misery of Oregon AND WHADDOO I GET, MORE FUCKIN RAIN, WIND AND THUNDER

PALM TREES RIPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND SENT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TORNADO WARNINGS, OF COURSE I'M DRINKING WHISKEY, IT'S LIQUID ANGELTITS IN A BOTTLE

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 08:53 PM

where in So-Cal did you happen to land at Greasygus?

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:54 PM

OHANGE COUNTY

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 08:54 PM

ERNGE CUNTY?

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:55 PM

DEY TOOK ER JEEEAAARBBBS

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 08:59 PM

Who the hell is dizzymisslizzy and which one of you fuckers is she private messaging

TALK TO ME

Tadao Jan 20th, 2010 08:59 PM

OC? Ohmanwhatthefuckdidyoulandtherefor?

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2010 08:59 PM

Gus you actually don't live far from me :O

MY INTERNET IS WORKING BECAUSE OF LIKE A THIN THREAD THAT CONNECTS THE WIRE STILL :(
UNFORTUNATELY IF I TRY TO USE THE INTERNET ON ANY OF MY OTHER STUFFS IT LIEK OVERLOADS THE TINY THREAD AND STOPS WORKING

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 09:00 PM

:eek

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 668657)
OC? Ohmanwhatthefuckdidyoulandtherefor?

It was either that or Laguna Beach, and, you know, fuck that shit

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 09:22 PM

Kahljorn you need to not die in an electrical fire, awright

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2010 09:42 PM

:lol yea that's kind of what I'm worried about :(

also like two light fixtures in my house stopped working ;/

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 09:52 PM

FUUUUCK I'm bored


I don't know what to do now that I have no beer money and a dwindling (actually, by this point, dwindled) supply of Glenfiddich and Wild Turkey

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 09:54 PM

http://www.hersheysstore.com/detail/HSH+034000430086

Respect the cups.

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2010 09:58 PM

One pound? motherfucking Christenanny

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 10:11 PM

Holy jesus I'm getting those. :(

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 10:13 PM

my sig other requested them instead of a cake for his birthday, and seeing as I'll have a one week old kid at that time it's more appealing than standing in the kitchen baking said cake.

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 668678)
Holy jesus I'm getting those. :(

Just to warn you, they're $21 shipped and they want another $15 if you want a cold pack.

They're on backorder and they plan to ship the 22nd.

Sam Jan 20th, 2010 10:19 PM

That's fine I'm rich.

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 10:21 PM

I'm not :(

But it's still better than baking a cake.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2010 10:22 PM

you can buy cakes :O

Kitsa Jan 20th, 2010 10:25 PM

Not in my current realm of possibility, without sending someone to do it for me, and I dislike that.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 12:08 AM

oh man I love peanut butter cups

liquidstatik Jan 21st, 2010 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668550)

I LIKE THIS

executioneer Jan 21st, 2010 01:29 AM

IM FOLLOWING UR LEAD B-)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 21st, 2010 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668656)
Who the hell is dizzymisslizzy and which one of you fuckers is she private messaging

TALK TO ME

A PAIN IN THE ASS.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2010 02:36 AM

:lol

Zhukov Jan 21st, 2010 12:34 PM

I thought the first reply to "A PAIN IN THE ASS." was going to be an anal sex joke. Good job gang, you surprised me in a good way today.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2010 12:39 PM

chocolate balloon knots

Pentegarn Jan 21st, 2010 12:56 PM

I just looked at the peanut butter cup link. I really want the world's largest chocolate bar now though.

Colonel Flagg Jan 21st, 2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668656)
Who the hell is [DML] and which one of you fuckers is she private messaging

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 668730)
A PAIN IN THE ASS.

And there's your answer! :D

BTW she logs on all the time just to see who's talking about her. At least that's what I think, she doesn't post anymore. Not since someone tried to access her account! :stalkermeetstalkee

Colonel Flagg Jan 21st, 2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 668765)
I just looked at the peanut butter cup link. I really want the world's largest chocolate bar now though.



What struck me is that although they call it an egg, it looks like a football! PERFECT FOR YOU, PENTEGARN!

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668651)
COURSE I'M DRINKING WHISKEY, IT'S LIQUID ANGELTITS IN A BOTTLE

This needed to be repeated, because it is wise

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 01:37 PM

Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list

It always amazes me how born-and-bred internet people can never spot an obvious joke a mile off




OH WAIT, WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD DEDICATED TO BELIEVING IN IT


MAH BAD

Chojin Jan 21st, 2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668781)
Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list

It always amazes me how born-and-bred internet people can never spot an obvious joke a mile off




OH WAIT, WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD DEDICATED TO BELIEVING IN IT


MAH BAD

Pretty sure all the girls coming to her internet defense on the forums that's been posted to are evidence that it could very easily be real

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 01:48 PM

All you have to do is post a single picture of an unhappy cat getting wet on Facebook and lonely girls/stupid people will rally to its defense against you, the oppressor, in waves

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 21st, 2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 668773)
And there's your answer! :D

BTW she logs on all the time just to see who's talking about her. At least that's what I think, she doesn't post anymore. Not since someone tried to access her account! :stalkermeetstalkee

She keeps PM'ing me so after this I'm just going to post everything that gets pm'd to me.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 02:36 PM

Grading 1st graders schoolwork is hilarious.

Colonel Flagg Jan 21st, 2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 668787)
She keeps PM'ing me so after this I'm just going to post everything that gets pm'd to me.

Thank you for that. :\

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 03:18 PM

What, are you kidding? Post the entire back-and-forth conversation in its entirety RIGHT NOW

It's the officially recognized sport of I-Mockery, for Christ's sake

Colonel Flagg Jan 21st, 2010 03:22 PM

But do it in a separate thread so we can follow it properly, and mock it accordingly. :posh

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 03:35 PM

WIPING MY COMPUTER CLEAN AND REBOOTING VISTA BYE GUYS FOREVER HOPEFULLY NOT

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 03:45 PM



YOU ARE IN THE DUNGEON OF REDUNDANT BULLSHIT

COMMAND?

>

Sam Jan 21st, 2010 03:46 PM

DRINK WHISKEY

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 03:48 PM

YOU ARE NOW HAPPY

COMMAND?

>

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 03:56 PM

YOU ARE NOW DEPRESSED

YOU CAN NOW FIGHT WITH GREAT VALOR

YOU ARE NOW OUT OF

WHISKEY

COMMAND?

>

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 04:00 PM

inv

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:04 PM

YOU CHECK YOUR INVENTORY

YOU HAVE ONE MAG-LIGHT

YOU HAVE FOUR JERKY

YOU HAVE ONE SARCASM

YOU HAVE ONE VOMIT BAG

YOU HAVE ONE COMPASS

YOU HAVE ONE KNIFE

YOU HAVE ONE MOTHER

COMMAND?

>

Sam Jan 21st, 2010 04:06 PM

inspect mag-light

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:08 PM

YOU INSPECT

MAG LIGHT

THIS IS A FLASH LIGHT. A SEMI TRUCK CAN OVER IT. IT CAN BE USED TO BEAT MINORITIES

COMMAND?

>

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 04:12 PM

look in vomit bag

Sam Jan 21st, 2010 04:12 PM

use mag-light on Tadao

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:14 PM

SAM

USE MAG LIGHT

+10 AGAINST MINORITIES

TADAO

INSPECT VOMIT BAG

THIS IS A VOMIT BAG. IT IS NOW FILLED WITH BLOOD.

TADAO

HAS A CONCUSSION

COMMAND?

>

Wiffles Jan 21st, 2010 04:14 PM

THROW BABY

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:16 PM

YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS ITEM

YOU HAVE ONE MOTHER

COMMAND?

>

Sam Jan 21st, 2010 04:16 PM

use sarcasm on Wiffles

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:18 PM

SAM

USE SARCASM

WIFFLES

IT IS A GOOD THING WE HAVE

BABY

OR THAT WOULD NOT WORK

COMMAND?

>


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