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Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:19 PM

WIFFLES

- 1 INI

COMMAND?

>

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 04:21 PM

Use knife on mothers stomach

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:24 PM

TADAO

USE KNIFE

YOU ARE OUT OF

MOTHER


YOU NOW HAVE

ONE

INHERITANCE

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:24 PM

YOU NOW HAVE

ONE

BROTHER


YOU NOW HAVE

FIVE

SISTER


YOU NOW HAVE

TWO

UNCLE

COMMAND?

>

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:26 PM

YOU ARE OUT OF

INHERITANCE

COMMAND?

>

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 04:30 PM

get torch use torch on Sam

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:30 PM

THE ROOM IS BARE. THERE ARE ARE TWO

TORCHES

AND ONE EXIT

COMMAND?

>

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 04:32 PM

YOU HAVE ONE

TORCH

THERE IS NOW ONE

TORCH

IN THE ROOM

TADAO

USE TORCH

SAM IS ON FIRE

TADAO

YOU ARE OUT OF

TORCH

COMMAND?

>

Dimnos Jan 21st, 2010 04:52 PM

Walk north.

Wiffles Jan 21st, 2010 04:56 PM

<3 MUD

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 05:03 PM

YOU WALK NORTH

YOU ARE NOW IN A ROOM OR SOMETHING

THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTHEAST

THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTHWEST

COMMAND?

>

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 05:15 PM

exit northeast

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 05:20 PM

THERE IS A TROLL

COMMAND?

>

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 05:23 PM

give sister to troll

Dimnos Jan 21st, 2010 05:24 PM

Pick up Wiffles.

Give Wiffles to Troll.

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 05:33 PM

TROLL EATS

SISTER

THE TROLL LEAVES

YOU NOW HAVE ONE

INHERITANCE

THERE IS AN EXIT TO THE NORTH

COMMAND?

>

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 05:55 PM

mourn over sister

inspect north exit

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 05:58 PM

INVALID COMMAND

INSPECT EXIT

THE ROOM IS BARE AND GREY. THERE IS AN OPEN DOORWAY TO THE NORTH.

COMMAND?

>

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 06:02 PM

exit north

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:06 PM

YOU ARE IN A TACKILY DECORATED OFFICE. THERE IS A SNIDE-LOOKING BLONDE IN A BROWN DESK AHEAD OF YOU. TO THE LEFT OF THE DESK IS A

FANCY DOOR

THERE IS A CHANDELIER ON THE CEILING

TO YOUR LEFT IS A COUCH WITH A MAN ON IT.

THE MAN IS READING A MAGAZINE AND MASTURBATING.

THE CARPET IS RED.

COMMAND?

>

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 06:10 PM

use sarcasm

talk to snide-looking blonde

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:13 PM

YOU USE SARCASM

YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY

THE SNIDE-LOOKING BLONDE THANKS YOU AND TELLS YOU TO TAKE A SEAT

COMMAND?

>

executioneer Jan 21st, 2010 06:19 PM

SIT ON DESK

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:20 PM

YOU SIT ON

DESK

THE SNIDE-LOOKING RECEPTIONIST ASKS IF SHE CAN HELP YOU.

COMMAND?

>

executioneer Jan 21st, 2010 06:23 PM

GET UP
USE KNIFE ON MAN
GET MAGAZINE
SHOW MAGAZINE TO WOMAN

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:28 PM

YOU CUT THE MASTURBATOR'S THROAT

YOU NOW HAVE

DIRTY MAGAZINE


YOU USE DIRTY MAGAZINE ON

RECEPTIONIST

THE RECEPTIONIST IS DISTRACTED BY THE LESBIAN ACTION

THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY


THERE IS A

FANCY DOOR

TO THE NORTH


COMMAND?

>

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2010 06:35 PM

WRITE 'THEORY OF LESBIANISM' 'UGLY RECEPTIONIST'

Tadao Jan 21st, 2010 06:37 PM

tell joke to 1st uncle

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:38 PM

INVALID COMMAND

THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY


YOU NO LONGER HAVE

DIRTY MAGAZINE


THE RECEPTIONIST IS MASTURBATING

COMMAND?

>

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2010 06:40 PM

USE SARCASM ON

UNCLE

YOU UNCLE LAUGHS

YOU UNCLE HAS HEART ATTACK

YOU NOW HAVE ONE

UNCLE

YOU NOW HAVE TWO

INHERITANCE


COMMAND?

>

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2010 06:42 PM

THIS MUD IS WHACK IF IT CANT EVEN WRITE THEORIES OF LESBIANISM

I MEAN JESUS ITS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US

bigtimecow Jan 21st, 2010 11:41 PM

whoaaaa green usernames for mods?

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2010 12:00 AM

Inspect receptionist.

liquidstatik Jan 22nd, 2010 12:22 AM

*liquidstatik has quit the game*

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 12:26 AM

esc

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 01:46 AM

aw man! how am i supposed to goad people into infractions NOW >:

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 02:00 AM

King for a day, mod for a lifetime.

bigtimecow Jan 22nd, 2010 02:04 AM

whoa wait i think i just put two and two together and realized that danny and willie are both in washington

so yeah hang out okay

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 02:19 AM

i need a reason to go up, i'll feel like a weirdo if i drive a hour just for hanging out :( maybe emerald city comicon or something? or a music band

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 02:43 AM

I think Danny moved over to by me.

liquidstatik Jan 22nd, 2010 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 668903)
whoa wait i think i just put two and two together and realized that danny and willie are both in washington

so yeah hang out okay

I asked him the first day I got here, BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENED YET. Now if only you and omgsmg would stop being in massachusetteses. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 668904)
i need a reason to go up, i'll feel like a weirdo if i drive a hour just for hanging out :( maybe emerald city comicon or something? or a music band

Oh yeah, I was gonna meet you at that Converge concert but ran out of money. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 668905)
I think Danny moved over to by me.

:(

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 03:08 AM

wanna go see uhhh alice in chains or something

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 03:12 AM

oh whoa the presidents of the USA are gonna be in town next month, too

what is this, 1995 again?

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 03:23 AM

oh goddamn and BON JOVI

i gotta start reading event calendars more often, dang

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 03:29 AM

Ah dude Danny, you didn't make it to SoCal? :(

On another note.

http://www.coachella.com/event/lineup

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 03:35 AM

Quote:

Faith No More
what

what

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 03:49 AM

1995 you get the hell out of this nation

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2010 03:52 AM

I graduated in 95.

I'm so fucking old :(

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 03:57 AM

Faith No More got back together a couple years ago and are touring again. Mike Patton sang Lady Gaga tunes a couple times.

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 04:02 AM

hahhaha

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 04:02 AM

I ALSO GRADUATED IN 95 :(

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 04:02 AM

...SORT OF

kahljorn Jan 22nd, 2010 04:19 AM

I NEVER GRADUATED :O :O :O

now the power cable for my laptop or some shit isn't working ;/ ELX SAID THIS STORM WOULD JUST BLOW OVER YET SO FAR ITS DESTROYED: MY INTERNET, TWO LIGHT FIXTURES AND NOW MY POWER CABLE. UNBELIEBABLE

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 04:25 AM

STAB RECEPTIONIST

USE SARCASM ON RECEPTIONIST

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 04:26 AM

also i think that storm is god's way of saying he's a leno fan :( FUCKING JERK

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2010 05:27 AM

I graduated from grade 5 in 1995.

Also; search remains of stabbed receptionist.

Colonel Flagg Jan 22nd, 2010 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 668914)
I graduated in 95.

I'm so fucking old :(

No. No, you're not. :(

Colonel Flagg Jan 22nd, 2010 06:05 AM

I need to get more gol-darned sleep. :hypno

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2010 08:10 AM

You only need 5 hours sleep a day. I get about 5 or six and I only sometimes seriously injure myself through inattention at work.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 668923)
I graduated from grade 5 in 1995.

:HIGHNINETYFIVE

Colonel Flagg Jan 22nd, 2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 668933)
You only need 5 hours sleep a day. I get about 5 or six and I only sometimes seriously injure myself through inattention at work.

Well, now that certainly is reassuring. :\

Zhukov Jan 22nd, 2010 11:23 AM

I ggogled to see what else happened in 1995, but it's mostly murders, accidents, Christopher Reeve, Win95 and genocide. Of interest though is that Mississippi (...oh, it's two Ps) abolished slavery in 1995.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 668949)
Of interest though is that Mississippi (...oh, it's two Ps) abolished slavery in 1995.

They had a lot going on...

captain516 Jan 22nd, 2010 11:46 AM

Why do all the important people have green names now?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 668953)
Why do all the important people have green names now?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php

edit: Actually, I thought MattJack was a mod too.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 01:04 PM

I got married in 95

The Leader Jan 22nd, 2010 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 668921)
also i think that storm is god's way of saying he's a leno fan :( FUCKING JERK

I'm pretty sure it's his way of punishing man for abandoning Coco.

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 01:26 PM


Chojin Jan 22nd, 2010 01:34 PM

why are mods and up bright green now

who is responsible for this

imo admins should be red

make this happen

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 01:40 PM

I FINALLY LANDED AN JOB INTERVIEW I'M GOING I NEED LUCK NOW NOW NOW NOW GIVE IT

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2010 02:19 PM

I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 02:23 PM

gud ruck

MarioRPG Jan 22nd, 2010 03:34 PM

Oh so mods are green now so we know who the snitches are

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 03:45 PM

Should have just gone full blown gay with neon pink instead of neon green.

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 03:51 PM

blah blah blah

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 03:52 PM


Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 03:56 PM

FUCK

I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST

I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 03:59 PM

I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 04:01 PM

I'M NOW OFFICIALLY A B-STUDENT AT LIFE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2010 04:37 PM

Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 05:22 PM

Answers after you post those pms

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:26 PM

The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD

Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 05:27 PM

Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2010 05:50 PM

Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:15 PM

Some of them ran away :lol

Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test :\

One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 669033)
Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

:lol

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:19 PM

Some of the questions pissed me off, though.

Quote:

LOOK AT THE CHART.

1_________
2_________
3_________
4_________
5_________

Write the name of the homeowner in space 1. Write the name of the spouse in space 2. Write the names of any children, oldest to youngest, in space three. Other relatives go in space 4. Lodgers/Renters go in space five.

What name goes in space 2?

A. Todd, the homeowner
B. Nina, his niece
C. Richard, the renter
D. Maria, his daughter



WHAT

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 06:22 PM

Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:25 PM

He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in

INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 06:47 PM

there should be a E right? E is the spouse.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:48 PM

No E's in that section

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 06:51 PM

But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:57 PM

It's government work, whaddaya 'spect

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 07:02 PM

It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 07:09 PM

DAMMAT

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 08:35 PM

ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 08:36 PM

THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)

edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow

bigtimecow Jan 22nd, 2010 08:47 PM

today i got willie's cookies

:love you

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 08:52 PM

YAY :eek

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 08:55 PM

I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER


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