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Tadao Jan 24th, 2010 11:25 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2010 11:54 PM

SORRY ELX IT'S JUST THAT NOTHING GETS ON MY TITS MORE THAN PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DRUGZ AND TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND WITH RIGHTEOUS RAGE

I'M NOT EVEN HURTING YOU FFS JEEZE

DevilWearsPrada Jan 24th, 2010 11:57 PM

Speaking of kgp4death



He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

bigtimecow Jan 25th, 2010 12:05 AM

of course he does

hey guys fuck elx and lumpsian who's with me

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2010 12:08 AM

ME
Quote:

He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night
I bet he reads CHUCK PAHLANUIK too

elx Jan 25th, 2010 12:09 AM

fuck yourself sasquatch

and hope you sleep well kitsa!

bigtimecow Jan 25th, 2010 12:10 AM

who you callin' sasquatch

FLAT FOOT

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:17 AM

BEAT IT BEARD CHEST

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 12:19 AM

HAI GUIYS

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 669483)
Speaking of kgp4death



He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Babs Jan 25th, 2010 12:30 AM

I bet he's a fan of the Matrix.

DevilWearsPrada Jan 25th, 2010 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling me :(

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 01:14 AM


Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
In November 2006, Jones was criticized for her behavior at a Delta Airlines party. Witnesses claimed that, at one stage, she removed items of clothing, claiming to be "Queen Bitch Jungle Mother of New York." Her publicist later denied the claims as "ridiculous."

:lol

Babs Jan 25th, 2010 04:25 AM

So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2010 04:43 AM

woot i fixed my phone now :O

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2010 04:53 AM

Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.

The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".

According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else."

Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!"

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:49 PM

He's taken way to many hits on the head.

Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 669597)
You(you meaning everyone) need to watch the remake of the Wicker Man with Nicolas cage. He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock. Also he might have dressed up like a bear.

Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:01 PM

I understand it perfectly.

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2010 04:07 PM

FOLLOW UP JOKE: Linda stole TNA? :rimshot

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:08 PM

:boohissboo

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 669601)
Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?


Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 04:46 PM

Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:47 PM

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWWW

IT'S A CALIFORNIA THING :rolleyes

Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 04:49 PM



ITS NOT MY FAULT, THE STATE LANGUAGE IS AUSTRIAN, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE ENGLISH SPEAKERS CAN SWEET CHIN SOMEONE'S FACE INTO A GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:51 PM

IT'S SWEET CHIN MUSIC MAAANNNNN

GO BACK TO OREGON IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

elx Jan 25th, 2010 04:52 PM

stop breaking i-mockery ZBF

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 25th, 2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 669611)
Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

She said she was a pagan so Nick Cage denialated her.

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 05:02 PM

DON'T EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING IT TO HIM BILL, HE'S JUST ANOTHER SLOW-MINDED OREGONIAN TRANSPLANT :rolleyes

Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 05:03 PM

WE NOW DISCUSS GIGANTOR


GIGANTOR






ARABIC YAHKMED GIGANTOR


LAZY ITALIAN GIGANTOR


HOMOSEXUAL JAPANESE ROCK AND ROLL GIGANTOR



MECHANEE IS SWITCHED

ON

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 05:17 PM

ONE OF THOSE CLIPS CONTAINS GIGANTOR PERFORMING SWEET CHIN MUSIC

OR DOES IT?

I'LL NEVER TELL

Dimnos Jan 25th, 2010 05:26 PM


Sam Jan 25th, 2010 05:37 PM

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME DIMNOS

Dimnos Jan 25th, 2010 05:41 PM

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE BEAUTY THAT IS SWEET CHIN MUSIC! >: DONT BE SELFISH.

Dimnos Jan 25th, 2010 05:41 PM

KIND OF LIKE THE WORD OF GOD.

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 05:44 PM

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SWEET CHIN MUSIC ALL ABOUT YOUR DOME AREA

Dimnos Jan 25th, 2010 06:18 PM

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD IT TO THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO HEAR ITS SPLENDOR.

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2010 07:29 PM

Let a real finishing move get to work.


Pentegarn Jan 25th, 2010 07:30 PM

I lol'd at "I JUST KICKED STAN!"

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 25th, 2010 07:38 PM

Oh shit, somebody beat me to it.


I thought it was a granddaddy clock, instead it is a wall full of pictures.

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 07:45 PM

the part with the bear is hilarious

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 25th, 2010 07:52 PM



This one is actually better. TTTHHHHHEEE BEEEEESSSSS

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 08:00 PM

great, now i gotta get drunk and watch the goddamn wicker man

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2010 08:06 PM

hey guys obamas problem is that he's leading with his head and not with his heart. What an arrogant fuck!

its the presidents duty to lead us emotionally as well as rationally.

Zhukov Jan 25th, 2010 11:02 PM

It's Australia day today. I was going to go to the beach for a free sausage and hamburger but now I can't be arsed.

Womti Jan 26th, 2010 09:09 AM

wholesale is a spambot and he is spamming up loveline
that really steams me up

Womti Jan 26th, 2010 09:11 AM

he freaking spammed like every forum guys

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 01:14 PM


Babs Jan 26th, 2010 01:28 PM

Fucking christ, ever since I saw that fat little mexican yesterday his stupid burrito face has plagued my mind since. Why the fuck is he wearing a New York Yankess hat? Baseball is an american past time and last time I checked, New York isn't in fucking Mexico. I hope that fat fuck drinks the water in mexico.

By the way, how fucked up is it that they have those two girls there looking so akward gyrating their bodies like two celestial plants orbiting around a sun.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 01:51 PM

:pagebrak

I can't wait till Babs makes the news.

Babs Jan 26th, 2010 01:59 PM

Spic

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 02:06 PM

:confused:

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:11 PM

See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 03:13 PM

Is that Mexican kid retarded or something? I mean really. Does he have some sort of birth defect or mental handicap? His face looks kind of like he has the downs but not exactly. :\

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

I think I speak for us all when I say closing your eyes and imagining Darth Vader's shriveled rutabaga head in Return of the Jedi is a surefire way to take down a rogue boner.
:lol

Babs Jan 26th, 2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 669768)
See, you are nonsensical and prone to drunken outbursts in public. I had a friend like you, he would always get the cops called on us and we just blew him off after a while cause we wanted to have fun, not run from the police. My mom saw his mom last year. They moved with out telling him where and have a restraining order on him. I foresee lots of restraining orders in your future.

I guarantee you have a lot of dreams where you smoke cigars.

I foresee you facing a second divorce.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 05:20 PM

YAY! That means some sucker is gonna marry me again!

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 05:24 PM

Hey. You can get some free booty out of it. You should try and shoot for someone with some cash so you can take half of it when you decide to leave their ass.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 05:40 PM

Nah, right now I'm training my GF to be my nursemaid. :(

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 05:52 PM



"A bang-nurse. Nice!"

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 06:07 PM

Hahaha I forgot about that.

Sam Jan 26th, 2010 08:53 PM

IT'S A BANG-MAID >:

elx Jan 26th, 2010 08:58 PM

i lost my avatar :(

The Leader Jan 26th, 2010 09:14 PM

Goddamnit

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2010 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 669745)

He looks like Thunderbutt from HOOK.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 11:18 PM


Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 11:22 PM


Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 11:26 PM


Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 11:36 PM

THe Youtube thread is dumb.

Dimnos Jan 27th, 2010 05:55 PM

FUCKING HELLZ WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY?!

Babs Jan 27th, 2010 06:01 PM

in the club

Guitar Woman Jan 27th, 2010 06:15 PM

I'm here :[

Babs Jan 27th, 2010 06:16 PM

no you're not

Evil Robot Jan 27th, 2010 07:53 PM

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground

Grislygus Jan 27th, 2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Bass Ackwards is a captivating and consummately human film that reminds us that whatever we think the road is about; the trip is probably about something else.
Alternating between scripted action, improvisation, and the unpredictable spontaneity of vérité encounters, BASS ACKWARDS is the semi-autobiographical story of Linas Phillips, who stars as well as directs. Born of the imagination of Linas and his easy collaboration with old friends, costars, and co-conspirators Davie-Blue, Jim Fletcher, Paul Lazar, and Sean Porter, the film effortlessly and organically crosses the line between reality and fiction, incorporating the people and characters that Linas meets on an unscripted and adventurous ride across America.
The journey begins, as journeys often do, with an ending. Romantically bereft and a bit of a lost soul, Linas is seeking some kind of life change, and, already a documentarian, he is contemplating a personal road film as the antidote. What may have been a dark quest is quickly brightened through the introduction of “Shorty,” a 1969 Volkswagen van that Linas impulsively acquires early on. Shorty is not an ordinary van. Instead, as with most characters, places, and events in BASS ACKWARDS, it is beautifully imperfect. Cut out in the middle and welded back together, Shorty is an eccentric vehicle, the bizarre love child of Herbie (of Disney fame) and Pimp My Ride, with a small helping of Christine. An unlikely but charming traveling companion for Linas as he makes his way eastward from Seattle to Brooklyn, Shorty becomes the film's deliriously off-center sidekick.
As Linas Phillips and the BASS ACKWARDS filmmakers realize in their seat-of-the-pants continental odyssey, stories tell themselves. Traveling light and meeting an assortment of people who, as themselves, became featured players in the world we discover when we put aside our expectations, Linas, Shorty, and the small BASS ACKWARDS film crew have no day-to-day itinerary. Instead, their 10 days on the road bring them into contact with people and characters that are themselves living on the edge, feeling their way through lives that are sometimes rich, sometimes desperate, sometimes comic, and always real.
Stuck in Brooklyn as financing and schedules fall apart, challenges mount. But Shorty comes to the rescue, producing smiles and an unexpected ebullience that shines through the urban streets. In these moments, and throughout BASS ACKWARDS, Linas is reminded that you never really know what’s around the next turn, but it just might turn out to be great. Armed with little more than a rag-tag crew, a funky car, and the vague idea that hope can show up anytime, Linas and BASS ACKWARDS get down to a simple truth: our meaningful experiences aren’t always the ones we plan, or even the ones we think we want, but the ones that find their way into our lives and our souls. You’ll remember BASS ACKWARDS. We’ve all been there.

GEE AH WUNDER HOO WROTE THE WIKIPEEDA AHTICLE



I hate indie filmmakers

MarioRPG Jan 27th, 2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 669862)
i lost my avatar :(

The new one is much better!

Colonel Flagg Jan 27th, 2010 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 669862)
i lost my avatar :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 669984)
The new one is much better!

I agree w/Mario. It looks like lime sherbet with skittles mixed in. :p

Colonel Flagg Jan 27th, 2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 669878)

Look what Tadao found! :hypno

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2010 10:36 PM

I imagine that was sung by a cowboy.

Zhukov Jan 27th, 2010 10:38 PM

Uh...... disregard that nonsensical post

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 12:47 AM

I would kill to somehow go back in time and take part in the Steve Garvey Billfish Classic.

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 08:16 AM

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/i..._media_maplink

Watch my town absolutely lose its shit in real time.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 11:26 AM

Purple is no good right?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 12:18 PM

The cast from Jersey Shore is going to be at club this friday. I really want to go wearing a shirt with a big red circle with a line and then an italian flag inside of it.

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 670047)
Purple is no good right?

Purple is the power color, it's been proven.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2010 12:42 PM

freezing rain sucks

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 670051)
The cast from Jersey Shore is going to be at club this friday. I really want to go wearing a shirt with a big red circle with a line and then an italian flag inside of it.

See if you can motorboat Snooki's giant cans.

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 670035)
http://www.weather.com/weather/map/i..._media_maplink

Watch my town absolutely lose its shit in real time.

You guys are a bunch of babies!

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Lindstrom+MN+55045

Tadao Jan 28th, 2010 01:48 PM

Pffft

http://www.weather.com/weather/today...rchbox_localwx

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 670060)


Pffft, I was going to check mine it because it was snowy and cold today but you defnitely win.

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 670063)
Pffft, I was going to check mine it because it was snowy and cold today but you defnitely win.

And like a true Minnesotan i'm going to be ice fishing all afternoon.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 02:50 PM

That sounds like a pretty good time actually.

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2010 03:16 PM

Man, I hate school with a fucking passion.

Yo dawg, we heard you were a starving kid so we took all of your money and put you in a curriculum not designed to be passed by anyone without an epic meth habit

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 670071)
Man, I hate school with a fucking passion.

Yo dawg, we heard you were a starving kid so we took all of your money and put you in a curriculum not designed to be passed by anyone without an epic meth habit

You some kind of retard?

Sam Jan 28th, 2010 05:09 PM

do you really have to ask? :rolleyes

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2010 05:37 PM

Had my kid. 8 lb 4 oz, 20 inches long. C-sections are pretty damn weird to experience...feels like being on the receiving end of that "psychic surgery" where the guy digs into you and pulls out chicken guts or whatever. It also feels remarkably like being disemboweled. The good news was that she was out of me in about 5 mins.

So we're all alive so far.

Shrubfest Jan 28th, 2010 05:41 PM

YEEEEAAAH!
Baby time!
Well done Kitsa Face.

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2010 06:33 PM

no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM

The Leader Jan 28th, 2010 06:40 PM

Congrats Kitsa!!! :O


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