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10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 06:58 PM

Congratulations Kitsa. I hope everything is going well. :smileyface

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 07:31 PM

So you gonna eat her or what?

Guitar Woman Jan 28th, 2010 07:47 PM

oh, yeah, does a c-section yield delicious placenta?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 28th, 2010 08:01 PM

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-s...oast-since-911

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 08:58 PM

sup imock i'm so fucking barrreeed

Sam Jan 28th, 2010 09:24 PM

what

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2010 09:54 PM

Going to refrain from eating my child. I'm sure they ripped the placenta out with everything else...as I said, really bizarre feeling. And the pain afterward is pretty unbelievable. It surprised me, and I've had a lot of this stuff. But they loop me up enough for me to get around.

Sam Jan 28th, 2010 10:02 PM

the baby pulled it all out of you like someone cleaning a trout

WhiteRat Jan 28th, 2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 670087)
no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM

Kitsa just had a kid and you are babbling about meth. What the hell is wrong with you.

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 10:16 PM

right make sure the baby doesn't read this thread

Kitsa Jan 28th, 2010 10:23 PM

Kitsa's kid isn't the only thing that ever happened, Kitsa understands this.

bigtimecow Jan 28th, 2010 10:27 PM

who was the last person to have a baby? glowbelly? where the fuck is she

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2010 10:29 PM

Terra, hahaha

WhiteRat Jan 29th, 2010 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 670131)
Terra, hahaha


Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

Womti Jan 29th, 2010 10:46 AM


LIEK OMG YOU GUYS

Terra Jan 29th, 2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 670163)
Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.

I asked for a black baby but they said I would have to be on crack to qualify. So they let me take an oriental one.

Zhukov Jan 29th, 2010 11:35 AM

Well congratulations for everyone with a baby, no matter where they got it from.

Glad to hear that everything went well and that you are ok, Kitsa.

b_squared Jan 29th, 2010 11:52 AM

Congrats on your new baby girl Kitsa.

Dimnos Jan 29th, 2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.
http://mddailyrecord.com/2010/01/27/...groundhog-day/


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2010 05:03 PM

Good luck with that Peta. I can't tell what the image is Dimnos but I'm hoping if Peta succeeds the hedgehog will turn out like Mecha Sonic and have a jetpack.

Edit: It only took a minute for the top ad to change to sonic the hedgehog for me after posting about Mecha Sonic. :)

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2010 05:25 PM


Bubsy Jan 29th, 2010 05:28 PM

watch out bill marry!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:x

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2010 05:33 PM

:lol

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2010 05:36 PM

holy fucknut, Kahljorn really does have summoning powers

BURN THE GODDAMNED WITCH

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2010 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 670223)
Quote:

An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

How about CGI?



ALVIN!!!!!!!!

Babs Jan 29th, 2010 10:15 PM

:pagebrak


If you introduce an animatronic version of Phil you're just going to have the Terminator effect.

kahljorn Jan 29th, 2010 10:16 PM

i was wrong about you grislygus

Grislygus Jan 30th, 2010 12:30 AM

'Course you were, my middle name is Overestimatable

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2010 05:07 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

RaNkeri Jan 30th, 2010 06:06 PM

-The Bahamas are only 60 miles away,when can you be ready?

-I'm always ready!

Bubsy Jan 30th, 2010 06:13 PM

don johnson was a pretty good singer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colonel Flagg Jan 30th, 2010 09:19 PM



EDIT: This belongs in the "Jukebox from Hell". :x

elx Jan 30th, 2010 10:16 PM

is the universe extra boring tonight, or is it just me?

elx Jan 30th, 2010 10:21 PM

maaaaaaaan, if i still had that boyfriend we'd be having fun and i wouldn't be here talking to myself in a chat thread :(

elx Jan 30th, 2010 10:23 PM

i really liked watching him play zelda :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2010 10:38 PM

aww :(

The Leader Jan 30th, 2010 10:38 PM

Zelda? How romantic. I can't imagine why you would breakup.

elx Jan 30th, 2010 10:49 PM

nota clue really :(


Babs Jan 30th, 2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 670357)
i really liked watching him play zelda :(

Did he put his master sword in your pedestal?

The Leader Jan 30th, 2010 10:52 PM

:(

elx Jan 30th, 2010 11:06 PM

well, generally masterswords have to be earned and he was into walkthroughs and i think those are really lame! so i stopped sharing my game with him and so he never got far :(

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2010 12:12 AM

Sounds like a dummy. YOU COULD BE DATING A WINNER RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Wiffles Jan 31st, 2010 03:19 AM

I like your avatar elx ^.^

Zhukov Jan 31st, 2010 03:44 AM

Damn I wish I was watching my girl play Zelda. :( She didn't even need me to do the hard parts or anything.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 03:55 AM

Thank god my girl likes to fuck instead of playing video games.



:(

Zhukov Jan 31st, 2010 04:05 AM

She's only doing that because she can't stand your company as a human being.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 04:09 AM

Sucks to be me

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:30 AM

:lol Babs idea of fighting back is to gay up all the threads I've recently posted in. I believe infractions are in order.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670335)
At least the D&D manuals weren't written by people who thought the earth was flat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 670395)
AHHAHHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO WORTH SAYING

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670398)
Was your father a GI?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670399)
You would say that you slit eye gook.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670400)
So says the over weight divorced asian with nothing better to do but post on a forum at least 8 times a day.

It's cool though, it beats his constant ass kissing.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:44 AM

Ok babs, you've been here a while. What comedy or joy have you brought to I-Mock. I'm sure you've made 2 or 3 friends here but if you stop posting (again) no one would notice (again).

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 05:44 AM

I-mockery's forum is my number one priority.

Kudos for trying to prove a point though.

edit: Instead of double posting I'll just note how you loved to go through my current posts and compile them up and post them on "I-Mockery Chat" for all to see. Is this a cry for help or just another way to force feed your dick into the mouths of people who really don't give a fuck about you.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:47 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670405)
I-mockery's forum is my number one priority.

Kudos for trying to prove a point though.

Yes, this is great stuff.







Just kidding, you've always sucked at humor and should just leave.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670405)
edit: Instead of double posting I'll just note how you loved to go through my current posts and compile them up and post them on "I-Mockery Chat" for all to see. Is this a cry for help or just another way to force feed your dick into the mouths of people who really don't give a fuck about you.

It's called style son. I collected your attempts to troll me and put them where they belong. It's also highly frowned upon here to fuck up everyones thread because you got your feelings hurt. So I did what any good I-Mock citizen would do.

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 05:57 AM

Baby baby, I can't let you miss my edit I left for you on the last page :love

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:01 AM

You are worse than the OMGWTFBBQ guy.

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 670408)
It's called style son. I collected your attempts to troll me and put them where they belong. It's also highly frowned upon here to fuck up everyones thread because you got your feelings hurt. So I did what any good I-Mock citizen would do.


Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:04 AM

Son, you'll never be in my league. You just don't care enough.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:08 AM

HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, DON'T RUN AWAY. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE.


it's not like you'll ever be worthy of a hate thread so make the most of it

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 06:08 AM

You just got put in your own place by your own pathetic game. So you can sit back now and enjoy a nice cup of hot chihuahua piss.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:09 AM

:lol you suck at this

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 06:11 AM

It's my bed time now General Tso so I hope to hear from you soon.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:11 AM

I miss you kahl :tear

Babs Jan 31st, 2010 06:13 AM


Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2010 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 670417)
General Tso

Man. You just,

You just suck. Really bad.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 06:30 AM

If he was a puppy, I would drown it.

elx Jan 31st, 2010 06:42 AM

oh dear fathom, please take back your snow

Bubsy Jan 31st, 2010 06:50 AM

babality i'd challenge you to a FLAME WAR 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:hypno:hypno:domo:domo:d omo:bestthread

too bad mock wars is gone!!!!!!!!!! greatest forum OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2010 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 670424)
oh dear fathom, please take back your snow

I want it back. :(

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2010 07:58 AM



Maybe ~2000 pixels is too much.

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2010 08:11 AM



Just for you, Elx. ;)

WhiteRat Jan 31st, 2010 04:29 PM

Casino's are no fun these days. One of the Indian joints 'round here took out most of the quarter slots and replaced them with penny and nickel slots. Losing $40 is much much worse when you are getting drained on god damn nickels.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 04:31 PM

you can always hit the bet X10 button

WhiteRat Jan 31st, 2010 04:45 PM

That still doesn't change the fact that the casinos these days are crammed with god damn penny and nickel machines.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:01 PM

My old casino put in a whole bunch of "choose your amount" slots. On the same slot you could play penny to a dollar. Not the ones with a growing jackpot of course.

bigtimecow Jan 31st, 2010 08:12 PM

sup y'all

i got my own studio space at school which will be my new home for the next 3 months :love

LordSappington Jan 31st, 2010 11:40 PM

Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke

Terra Feb 1st, 2010 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 670479)
Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through.... :puke

Suck it up. You're drinking cum with less sugar.

Reap it. It's what the wimenz have to put up with.

We need money or just be the fuck head over heals in love.

If you payz monies...it goes down better....

Love? That shit gets stuck in the craw. :lol

Babs Feb 1st, 2010 04:36 AM

I think I just ran into the Tourette's Guy a little while ago at Jolly Pirate Donut's just down the street from me.

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 06:55 AM

He's dead.

Kitsa Feb 1st, 2010 08:18 AM

you think protein shakes are bad...I smelled some formula yesterday that damn near made me puke.

Colonel Flagg Feb 1st, 2010 11:49 AM

Warning - this is extremely gross:

Our littlest was having some - shall we say, bathroom problems. When I changed a poopy diaper, I noted the dude had made a load of dark chocolate peanut M&M's. Not too bad, but since it was his first dump in about 2 days, I was very happy. "Good job, little dude!" Then came the volcano. Mt. Vesuvius erupted. This was after his bath, when he was nice and relaxed, so it all came out at once. He got it all over his PJ's and I got it all over my hands cleaning him up, as this is the kind of dump that doesn't stay put, if you know what I mean.

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that it doesn't matter how gross anything is, there's always more grossness yet to come. Comforting thought.

Pentegarn Feb 1st, 2010 11:51 AM

That wasn't as gross as I thought it would be

elx Feb 1st, 2010 11:58 AM

you guys just really dont want any of us to eat this week :(

Terra Feb 1st, 2010 12:40 PM

As bad as things are, they could always be worse. Just keep that in mind. :(

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 12:47 PM

at least he didn't pee in your face and laugh

Terra Feb 1st, 2010 01:13 PM

yeah i hate it when they do that

Sam Feb 1st, 2010 04:24 PM

I'll do that

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 04:26 PM

Not me! I'd only pee in you Terra.

Sam Feb 1st, 2010 04:51 PM

right in your face Terra and I'd just stare you down the WHOLE TIME

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 04:58 PM

No way, that's gross. I like to make out, I aint tounging a piss mouth.

Fathom Zero Feb 1st, 2010 06:36 PM

I would :3

LordSappington Feb 1st, 2010 07:22 PM

I don't know if it was just the shake itself, or if it was too old (it said 'Best by July 2009), but I threw up what I can only describe as half a gallon of chocolate favored Silly Putty.

Tadao Feb 1st, 2010 07:32 PM

Did you mix it your self or was it already mixed and ready to drink?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 11:29 PM

What drinking protein shakes for Chojin?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 11:32 PM

What drinking protein shakes for, Chojin?

Zhukov Feb 1st, 2010 11:33 PM

God damn it.

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2010 12:09 AM

AIMP2 keeps crashing when I try to load up more than a few albums on it

What the hell, man

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 12:14 AM



:rock

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2010 12:20 AM

what is it's selling point over winamp?

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2010 01:01 AM

I use foobar. :\

Guitar Woman Feb 2nd, 2010 01:29 AM

well, it doesn't take forever to start up and isn't Windows Media Player

Chojin said it was the shit so I figured he knew his shit, what with him being a music fag and all

It only started crashing recently, maybe I need to reinstall it or something.


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