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Tadao Feb 3rd, 2010 05:35 PM

:pagebrak

Are you gonna put this all in .srt so I can read your comment with the .avi?

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2010 05:45 PM

52:00- Keep your buck-up inspirational acoustic guitar and shove it up your ass

53:00- "I mean, We're making beer, not nuclear armaments"

55:00- You and every other small business owner in America, bra.

1:00:00- Distribution. How fun. Fucked up, though

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2010 05:47 PM

NO clue how to do that

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2010 05:48 PM

Besides, I'm watching it on Netflix, don't have a straight avi

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2010 05:49 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+t...ient=firefox-a


:lol

Since you have the times you could probably use notepad instead of software.

Edit : oh

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2010 06:02 PM

Besides, I'm mainly just bitching about a mediocre (if informative) documentary that no one else would really enjoy watching


1:07:00- HERE A-COME THE POLITICS

1:11:00-AAAAAAAY! DeFazio!

1:13:00- She's now a second-rate Michael Moore.

1:13:45- Condition worsening.

1:18:22, on the dot- Condition critical.

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2010 06:15 PM

1:20:09- D'AAAAAAW

1:20:39- Oh, for God's sake.

1:22:00- Acoustic guitar again. I'm somehow not inspired.

1:23:08- Is that the themesong? I've heard this annoying oboe ditty about twenty fuckin' times now

1:24:09- Nice shirt. I like you now. Sort of.

1:24:40- OH MY GOD

1:25:18- This redefines cornball

1:26:36- I DON'T CARE

1:27:25- No, I guess not. I guess that I can't form my own opinions as to what I like or dislike. You make me want to by seven cases of Budweiser's pumpkin bullshit.

1:27:27- WHY? WHY DON'T YOU END? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR CARTOON

1:27:30- Oh, thank everything holy, ending credits

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2010 07:36 PM

I've almost got Paradise Lost downloaded upon RoG's suggestion. That thread has tons of stuff I need to check out. :(

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2010 09:49 PM

I have 2 bff's and 1 of them turned 39 today. HAPPY BDAY FGT!

LordSappington Feb 4th, 2010 12:00 AM

Currently working on making a love spoon. Seems more appropriate than store-bought junk.

DevilWearsPrada Feb 4th, 2010 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671007)
walls of fucking text

Hey thanks for sharing your minute by minute opinions of a shitty obscure documentary in multiple posts

LordSappington Feb 4th, 2010 12:12 AM

Welcome to the internet.

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2010 12:26 AM

Call me ignorant, but what is a love spoon? It's not something that you, you know, SCOOP THINGS OUT WITH, is it?

LordSappington Feb 4th, 2010 12:30 AM

God, that sounds horrible.
It's a Welsh tradition; you carve a wooden spoon, and give it to your significant other.

Mine won't be as fancy as this, but still....
Edit: Well, I might be able to pull off the loops, if I can find the right tools, but I'm thinking of making the head a heart, and putting our initials on the handle.

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2010 12:34 AM

Oh, that's sweet. Lucky significant other.

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2010 12:38 AM

You could probably still use it for SCOOPING if she really wanted that, too.

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 12:40 AM

That is awesome Sap, I might work on that for 2011. What a cool thing to give to your cook.

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 12:43 AM

DWP :
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! YOU HAVE CONSISTENTLY HAD THE GAYEST AVATARS FOR THE LONGEST AMOUNT OF TIME!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAY!

DevilWearsPrada Feb 4th, 2010 01:01 AM

whatever mr closet furry :rolleyes

LordSappington Feb 4th, 2010 01:05 AM

Zing! :rolleyes

DevilWearsPrada Feb 4th, 2010 01:09 AM

:rolleyes

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 01:47 AM

Lawdy LAWDY, zeldasbiggestfan #2 don't like pointless bullshit in the chat thread!

Por little fella, must be all tuckered out

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 01:51 AM

Was it you or LordSappington that had the supposed emotional problems, or was that the anime geek who claimed to have cancer-ridden balls

Shit, I can never remember which one of you guys is which

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 02:05 AM

Upon review, I now discover that Lord Sappington was the sterile cancer child


I feel bad for bringing it up now, no one expected him to survive this long :(

LordSappington Feb 4th, 2010 02:07 AM

Shit sucks, but life goes on, I guess.
Also, who on here DOESN'T have some sort of emotional problems?

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 02:11 AM

SAM


:pagebrak

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 02:27 AM

No, DWP is too much of a puss to share anything with us and that is why he will never be a true part of I-Mock.

I wish I had more great stories to feed the monster. :(

DevilWearsPrada Feb 4th, 2010 02:31 AM

Jesus, you step out for an hour and when you come back you're greeted by a dickwaving party

Sam Feb 4th, 2010 02:34 AM

whut

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 02:47 AM

SAM WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU STILL DOWN FOR RADIO JERKS

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 03:19 AM


Sam Feb 4th, 2010 03:21 AM

im working on it now

Womti Feb 4th, 2010 10:57 AM

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
I HATE THIS THREAD :tear

The Leader Feb 4th, 2010 12:42 PM

Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2010 12:47 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the thread hates you right back.

Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 12:51 PM

L Kid is practicing Japanese before class today :lol

While nibbling on his thumb and squatting barefoot in his seat, of course!

I ought to tell him L's actually English, but I don't really have the heart to confront him about his ridiculous imitation of an animu character :<

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 01:27 PM

that is just so adorable

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 01:38 PM

GW, correcting his wrongful interpretation of an anime character in public would make the normal people in the class think that you're just as much of a freak as he is

Dimnos Feb 4th, 2010 02:17 PM

Probably more of a freak actually.

Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 02:35 PM

Or that I just know my shit and he's an incompetent idiot?

MUST YOU FOOLS ALWAYS THINK IN NEGATIVES, JEEZE

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 02:45 PM

You do NOT talk about extremely specific hobby interests in public, unless it is socially acceptable, like sports, politics, etc.

A smart man who loves Star Trek and can speak fluent klingon does not admit this to normal people or correct someone's incorrect pronunciation of a klingon word in public

I am seriously into Terry Pratchett and the Dover Press. I do not admit this to normal people in public. If I did, I would not appear knowledgeable to bystanders. I would be revealing that I am a far, far bigger geek than most of the people I know even begin to expect.

Extensive knowledge of an Anime is worse than either of these potentially humiliating examples. IT IS A SHAMEFUL SECRET, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2010 02:47 PM






Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 03:07 PM

EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION
ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "I never really watched those! I watched those
old Star Trek shows."

Girl, laughing: "The one with William Shatner? Those are so dorky!"
Star Trek Geek: "I know!"

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Girl: "I kind of like Star Trek. I watched a little bit of those Enterprise and Voyager shows. They were the best!"

Star Trek Geek: "
WHAT?! YOU KNOW NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WORTHLESS SLAGASS BITCH, I OUGHT TO RUN YOUR TITS THROUGH A WRINGER! KIRK IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE TREK UNIVERSE, YOU COW! QU'VATLH QHUY'CHA'BAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCH"





ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
GRISLYGUS: Says nothing because he is not a part of this conversation. Even if he was, he would only admit that it sold out of print books and that he had quite a few Dover Books.


UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Nearby Student A: "I think I've heard of something called the Dover Press. I hear it sells texbooks."
Nearby Student B: "I haven't heard of that, I'll check it out!"
Grislygus: "OH MY GOD, DOVER PRESS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. THE DOVER PRESS IS GOD OF ALL ONLINE AND CATALOG BOOK SELLERS! THEY HAVE ALL THE ARTIST COMPILATIONS THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING WRITTEN BY ALEISTER CROWLEY! THEY HAVE FASHION PLATES AVAILABLE! THEY EVEN HAVE THE HUMAN FIGURE IN MOTION! I BOUGHT IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?"




ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Guitar Woman: "That guy is a
freak."
Neighboring student: "Yeah, dude, I heard that he's a Mormon or something."

UNACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
Any other scenario besides remaining silent

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2010 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 670931)
i'm serious :(


BELIEVE IN ME

ALSO BELIEVE IN CRIMSON

Womti Feb 4th, 2010 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 671136)
Maybe it'd get better if you stopped posting in it. :)

MAYBE IT'D GET BETTER IF EVERYONE STOPPED POSTING IN IT. :(

elx Feb 4th, 2010 04:33 PM

in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 04:35 PM

i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2010 04:38 PM

You would have a BAN QUILT in no time.

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671154)
rules

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 670826)
Star Trek sucks but I would fuck this alien for sho (picture of major kira)

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 670871)
pssh ensign ro was a way hotter bajoran

WHOOPS :-[

elx Feb 4th, 2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671169)
i dont think i can ban someone from just one thread :(

thats o k i got this

executioneer Feb 4th, 2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671172)
WHOOPS :-[

TRILL ARE HOTTER ANYWAYS, ITS LIKE AUTO-THREESOME AM I RIGHT :airhorn :continuingtomakemistakes

elx Feb 4th, 2010 04:46 PM

LISTEN UP LADIES, YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME ON THIS HERE ISLAND, SO STARTING NOW YOU MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN AT ALL PERIOD. FAREWELL. ENJOY THE OCEAN.



Dimnos Feb 4th, 2010 04:52 PM

That dieing fish is awesome. :lol

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671172)
WHOOPS :-[

Na na na na, internet doesn't count as in public :( sorry everybody, you have to go outside for the rules to apply

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 06:09 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3a_1264696476

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 06:21 PM

The contented wheezing had me laughing more than anything else

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 06:24 PM

I thought that was the carmera person snickering. :O

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 06:29 PM

My old cat made the same sounds



Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2010 06:43 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 06:46 PM

To be fair I wouldn't exactly be gushing about Death Note, although I did enjoy it

It'd be more like

L Kid: SPEAKS JAPANESE
GW: Uh, I think L was English, broseph.
L Kid: CHRIS-CHAN ESQUE PANIC ATTACK AS RUSE IS EXPOSED; RUNS HOME TO CRASH INTO SLUMBER

Not that I'd do that. When I was 13, maybe!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 4th, 2010 06:55 PM

So a year ago?

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 06:58 PM

I refrained from dunking the layup. :(

elx Feb 4th, 2010 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671185)
My old cat made the same sounds



what is this
:(

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671154)
EXAMPLES FOR GW'S CONSIDERATION

Grislygus you are never ever allowed to stop posting here do you understand >:

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671172)
WHOOPS :-[

IT'S OK WILLIE YOU MADE ME FEEL LESS ASHAMED AND DIRTY FOR SAID STAR TREK POST :x

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2010 07:27 PM

HULLO

elx Feb 4th, 2010 07:30 PM


grumpygram eating kahljorn





and also lobsters on land are more awesome then drowning fish, dimnos.

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2010 07:32 PM

Too bad i changed my avatar before you made that.

Now yo u're just murdering innocent animals with your drawings that convey underlying psychotic tendencies.

elx Feb 4th, 2010 07:33 PM

I MADE IT LIKE A WEEK AGO BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE :'(

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2010 07:35 PM

I WAS Too AFRAID THAT YOU WOULD POST PSYChOTIC IMAGES OF ME BEingDvoURED TO POST HERE :(

elx Feb 4th, 2010 07:41 PM

never leave me agaiiiiiiiiiiin

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2010 07:50 PM

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :\

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 07:50 PM

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Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 07:51 PM

Oh crap the spam is still in that. :dunce

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 07:52 PM

EDITING POWERS ACTIVATE!

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 07:52 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 07:52 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 07:53 PM

Fuckit

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 07:53 PM


Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 07:55 PM


Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 08:01 PM

Zombie kids don't scare me when they're black. :racist

Tadao Feb 4th, 2010 08:03 PM

they are the fastest zombies ever

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 08:09 PM


Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 08:27 PM


Guitar Woman Feb 4th, 2010 08:41 PM

Holy shit, Pub's back!

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 08:43 PM

Nuh uh. <.< >.>

elx Feb 4th, 2010 08:43 PM

hi pub :)

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 08:50 PM

WE'LL SEE IF HE STAYS


Seriously tho we need you to be the one to boost the chat thread constantly, I just jabber

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2010 08:51 PM

Creepily, I might add


THOUGH IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN YOU, I AINT STEPPIN ON NOBODIES TURF, YO

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671236)
hi pub :)

Hullo there. ;)

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 668852)
YOU CUT THE MASTURBATOR'S THROAT

YOU NOW HAVE

DIRTY MAGAZINE


YOU USE DIRTY MAGAZINE ON

RECEPTIONIST

THE RECEPTIONIST IS DISTRACTED BY THE LESBIAN ACTION

THE RECEPTIONIST IS UGLY


THERE IS A

FANCY DOOR

TO THE NORTH


COMMAND?

>

FONDLE FANCY DOOR

elx Feb 4th, 2010 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671238)
Creepily, I might add


THOUGH IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN YOU, I AINT STEPPIN ON NOBODIES TURF, YO

you're stepping all over my turf today >:

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:56 PM

You think you have creepy cornered? Times have changed in these parts.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:57 PM

Oh, you're talking about the pictures.

Gus did that since old times.

You still got making them adorable all to yourself, elx ;)

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671244)
you're stepping all over my turf today >:

I just got a psychic message from Tadao that you're talking about vagina-hair. Man that guy is crude. :sleep

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 09:59 PM

Gus, leave her bee, you'll get yo self a rep like Danny. :eek

Sam Feb 4th, 2010 10:29 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2010 10:59 PM

Eek to you too, Homebody. :eek

Colonel Flagg Feb 4th, 2010 11:56 PM

Hi Pub. :)

DevilWearsPrada Feb 5th, 2010 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671168)
in the interest of renewing the awesomeness of the chatty thread i suggest we boot both devilwearsprada and sherlock homo from the island.

any objections?

Aww, am I not giving the anorexic girl with delusions of grandeur enough attention? I'm sorry, to make it up to you I'll post shitty mspaint art and replace my profanities with ironic portmanteaus of animals and body parts. Maybe I'll even make creepy halfhearted attempts to e-hit on you, just like you like everyone to do. Here, I'll mix those last two things right now!

Dolphintits.

It's a little rough around the edges I'll admit, but mark my words: I will improve as much as you expect me to


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