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Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 04:58 PM

Oh I jutht hate you tho much, other perthon that I thuppothedly know in real life

elx Feb 10th, 2010 05:28 PM

actually i thought he was one of you guys :(

bigtimecow Feb 10th, 2010 05:47 PM

ELX FIX YOUR SIG I WANNA SEE IT

Colonel Flagg Feb 10th, 2010 05:52 PM

Yeah, me too. :(

elx Feb 10th, 2010 05:59 PM

this is my sig

elx Feb 10th, 2010 06:36 PM

actually, i don't think it's a regular. he used "edit:" in one of his posts which isn't something too common here, but is normal practice most other places. also he was spacing out into various less popular/amusing areas of the forum like a newb.

dextire Feb 10th, 2010 06:57 PM

I realized today that when someone doesn't hear a clear answer to a yes or no question, they will usually ask for clarification by saying "Yea or Nay?", which is even more similar.

Shouldn't it be something clearly different like "Spackle or Aardvark"?

HickMan Feb 10th, 2010 09:01 PM

hay guys it's hickman i just bought a new laptop so now i'll be able to talk to all of you alot more i know everyones real happy about that jeez i haven't been here in a while whats up

Evil Robot Feb 10th, 2010 09:17 PM

shut up fag.

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 672033)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildo Faggins (Post 672034)
pools closed?


WE GOT A LIVE ONE

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 09:30 PM

If I'd gone with a picture of the Molly Hatchet he probably would have thought they were hippies

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 09:47 PM

so anyone else here take it up the butt on the downlow wanna hook up grislygus

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 09:57 PM

As much as I respect your openness, I'll pass :lol

Colonel Flagg Feb 10th, 2010 10:04 PM

GODDAMMIT! >:

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 10:07 PM

oh god gus!


i just saw your avatar animate

HickMan Feb 10th, 2010 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 672028)
shut up fag.

haha <3 u too i missed you guys

Sam Feb 10th, 2010 10:29 PM

HEY HICKMAN HOW ARE YOU DOING I MISSED YOU :(

Sam Feb 10th, 2010 10:29 PM

FAG

Evil Robot Feb 10th, 2010 10:55 PM

You didn't miss him you liar

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2010 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 672023)
hay guys it's hickman i just bought a new laptop so now i'll be able to talk to all of you alot more i know everyones real happy about that jeez i haven't been here in a while whats up

uh I'm gonna need some proof. Answer these questions

1. Do you have a faggot brother named Immortal Goat

2. Is he a faggot

Evil Robot Feb 11th, 2010 12:11 AM

remember when I called you dickman? that was funny

bigtimecow Feb 11th, 2010 12:16 AM

what happened to the hickman username

what did i miss what did i miss

Evil Robot Feb 11th, 2010 12:19 AM

Jeff Foxworthy sent him a cease and desist letter

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2010 01:52 AM

Who banned Dildo? I want to thank him from the bottom of my heart. :love

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2010 01:53 AM

MY BACK HURTS GODAMMIT!

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2010 01:54 AM

:pagebrak

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2010 03:15 AM

Guys I just unearthed a secrat ArrowX picture from the bowels of the internet



Kid's a stud

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 05:37 AM

:lol

Zhukov Feb 11th, 2010 05:52 AM

He looks about 15 :\

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 06:06 AM

he prolly was

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2010 10:11 AM

Who even remembers ArrowX? He was like KellyChaos or something? :sleep

Dimnos Feb 11th, 2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 672085)
Who banned Dildo? I want to thank him from the bottom of my heart. :love

Yeah. Whoever you are you are my hero. :domo

Guitar Woman Feb 11th, 2010 01:06 PM

I still war party with ArrowX on another website

I also forgot how small his lips were, holy fuck

He might look somewhere in the same area code as normal if he lost the glasses

Zhukov Feb 11th, 2010 02:15 PM

I felt really sorry for Kelly Chaos. More than anyone else.

elx Feb 11th, 2010 02:35 PM

who is that/what happened?

bigtimecow Feb 11th, 2010 02:57 PM

i totally forgot about kelly chaos. i can't remember his posts, but i do remember his hobbes avatar

Babs Feb 11th, 2010 03:55 PM

Kelly Chaos is a guy?

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2010 05:46 PM

What I remember most about kellychaos is that he didn't know that he was gay.

And he wasn't asked and didn't tell, so he was in the army for a while.

Also he had a Spongebob avatar before the Hobbes one.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 05:52 PM

i just remember everyone hated sorta hated them mostly

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 06:11 PM

JOHNATHAN CLMENT WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING

Axem Cupola
2:03 pm
(2:03:57 PM):
And I only need to lose less than 20 pounds!
(2:04:03 PM): And I won't be obese! (2:04:10 PM): Say goodbye to "Sagtits"
Kahljorn 2:04 pm
(2:04:12 PM): !
Axem Cupola 2:04 pm
(2:04:23 PM): As well as your scapegoat of personal insecurity!
Kahljorn 2:04 pm
(2:04:38 PM):
I don't think i ever called you sag tits or really ever noticed your tits at all

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2010 06:20 PM

Shit, I wanna be all like message board famous.

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 06:37 PM

KALJORN HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED HIS BREASTS, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE THAT IT MAKES ME CRY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 645747)
I'll read it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 672145)
I wouldn't even read it if Pratchett wrote it.

In related news, Tadao's off his meds and the people from the Home called my house again and I don't know if we can keep him :(

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

KALJORN HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED HIS BREASTS, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE THAT IT MAKES ME CRY
That's what he gets for BRAGGING

Tadao Feb 11th, 2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 672167)
In related news, Tadao's off his meds and the people from the Home called my house again and I don't know if we can keep him :(

NO YOU

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2010 08:09 PM

I know just the guy who can help you out Tadao

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2010 08:14 PM

People with perpetually flushed cheeks creep me out. And people that sweat at room temperature.

Both of which are traits shown in, but not exclusive to, fat people.

elx Feb 11th, 2010 08:49 PM

why are there no expiration dates on candy??????
this is crazy :(

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 09:01 PM

well I don't really know what kind of candy you have, but its probably because candy doesn't really have anything inside of it which is perishable ;/

Sam Feb 11th, 2010 09:03 PM

OH SHIT

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2010 09:42 PM

I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2010 09:42 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2010 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 672184)
why are there no expiration dates on candy??????
this is crazy :(

What kind of candy? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 672200)
I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

Here in future-texas we have expiration dates on candy bars. :x

HickMan Feb 11th, 2010 09:45 PM

hey guys

captain516 Feb 11th, 2010 09:51 PM

HEY HICKMAN

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 10:02 PM

HICKMAN

you're cool, right? I seem to remember a definite not-a-douche quality about you




GOD I CLICKED ON AN ANIMATION LINKED FROM A CLUTCH YOUTUBE VIDEO AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF BUT IT WAS BY NEWGROUNDS DORKS




I FEEL DIRTY

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:08 PM

hahahaha. I laughed the hardest when ellis said, "look they're droppin presents" with a cheesy grin on and then when they exploded his grin turned intoa non-grin

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 10:11 PM

"I WONDER WHY THEY CALL THIS HARD RAI"



I can't stop watching it





FOOTBALL!


YEAH!

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:13 PM

:lol
I might go play left 4 dead 2 now :( especially since my live subscription runs out soon ;/

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2010 10:14 PM

AIN'T NO MAN DESERVES TO BE RIDDEN LIKE THAT

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:17 PM

:lol
that video made me like nick :(

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:17 PM

you know -- sexually.

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 10:17 PM

:(

I love coach all the more, though

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 10:18 PM

KIDDYLAND

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:18 PM

:lol
somebody told me that coach is so fat that he can't fit into certain places on certain levels :O

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2010 10:22 PM

I'm going to play left 4 dead 2 now if you want to play :LO

executioneer Feb 11th, 2010 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 672202)
What kind of candy? >:


Here in future-texas we have expiration dates on candy bars. :x

pretty sure i've seen expiration dates on candy bars, too. not-bar candy, maybe? something without milk solids or nuts or any kind of proteins? (HA HA PROTEINS SHUT UP)

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2010 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 672228)
I'm going to play left 4 dead 2 now if you want to play :LO

god, i wish i dont really do videgames that often, but left 4 dead was so awesome

i dont have the extra money to throw around on games and a 360, though :(

executioneer Feb 11th, 2010 11:32 PM

CAN I PLAY LEFT FOR DEAD TWO TOO

elx Feb 11th, 2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 672202)
What kind of candy? >:

large bag of peanut m&ms
large bag of peanut butter and jelly m&ms??
large bag of the fruity m&ms also known as skittles??
several small boxes of reesee m&ms thingys??


i don't like candy and someone gave me this stuff for christmas (the person who gave it to me doesn't like me much obviously, they either maliciously wanted me to become fat with these gifts, or they were aware that i dislike candy so would be unable to enjoy the gifts) and it's all been sitting in my kitchen for a while. i tried to give it to a friend today but they thought it was gross that it was like two months old and i looked for an expiration date but there wasn't one on any of them which is really weird, at first i thought that maybe they were actually from mars, but then then when i marinated on it i realized that it was far more likely that they were counterfeit mexican drug candies, but then i asked jeeves and he says that the candy company doesn't have to put an expiration date on their products and i think that's really dangerous, so they could be legitimate candies. but that doesn't mean they still can't be counterfeit, they could just be really well disguised counterfit candy.

and also i think that the health hazards that apply only to small children should also extend to old people that have no teeth just like babies. they have like way more other problems related to sugar stuff like diabetes.

executioneer Feb 11th, 2010 11:38 PM

peanut butter and jelly m&ms? gross

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2010 11:44 PM

Send them to me. I run an analytical laboratory specializing in packaging and have experience identifying materials, and decoding lot numbers.

I also really like skittles. :love

elx Feb 11th, 2010 11:58 PM

i would totally send them to you except that a few minutes before you said anything i started an art project with them :(


sorry :(

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2010 01:30 AM

Quote:

CAN I PLAY LEFT FOR DEAD TWO TOO
OF COURSE YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME TO PLAY WIth ME

Sam Feb 12th, 2010 01:50 AM

MUH COMPOOTAH GOTS A VIRRRRUUSSSSSS :cry

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2010 01:52 AM

:(
use trend micro and malware bytes :(
and safemode :(

Sam Feb 12th, 2010 01:54 AM

I THINK I DOWNLOADED A BAD TEAM FORTRESS 2 MAP OR SOMETHING AND IT GAVE ME POP UPSSSSSSSSS

Sam Feb 12th, 2010 01:55 AM

SOMEONE GET ON AIM AND HELP ME COPE WITH THIS TRAGIC DEVELOPMENT :(

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2010 02:12 AM

I have to go or i would :( you probably just have adware.

try using this first:
http://www.malwarebytes.org/

you cana lso just do a system restore if you have that enabled.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2010 02:13 AM

you can also use the windows malicious software removal tool and windows defender. But i like malware bytes.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2010 03:03 AM

I'm back now :(

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2010 07:53 AM

I came into possession of some Indonesian made Tim-Tams once. They had "NOT FOR SALE IN AUSTRALIA" written on them. I thought it might be because the health and safety of an Indonesian isn't as important as an Australian, but it's probably just because Australian made Tim-Tams have a monopoly.

Either way I didn't eat them, and could probably still find them if I looked.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2010 11:26 AM

I'm going to install Team Fortress 2 for pc tonight and mow everyone down.

Colonel Flagg Feb 12th, 2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 672245)
i would totally send them to you except that a few minutes before you said anything i started an art project with them

Did you save the package? That's all I really need. :tear

HickMan Feb 12th, 2010 12:20 PM

I got wasted while talking to this really cute girl on skype. I missed the internet

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 01:20 PM

I HATE THIS PLACE. NOTHING WORKS HERE.

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2010 01:36 PM

Hey Willie you need to learn how to not soft delete threads :x

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2010 01:55 PM

sam I'm sorry you're computer got the GRIDS


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 672200)
I've seen chocolate bars with worms.

Aren't you a nurse? THEN IT WASN'T A CHOCOLATE BAR :(

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 01:56 PM

baby ruth

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2010 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by OxBlood
You can´t apply western-world gayness-rules to a japanese product, they´re not compatible, especially when the whole game looks like a cartoon.

WRONG
THEY ARE VERY COMPATIBLE
THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLY COMFORTABLE COMPATIBLE
AS IN MASTER/SLAVE HARDWARE COMPUTER PART COMPATIBLE
AS IN THE SLOTS WERE FUCKING BUILT FOR EACH OTHER COMPATIBLE

Wiffles Feb 12th, 2010 02:26 PM

Sam, Get a mac! *.*

bigtimecow Feb 12th, 2010 02:30 PM

i'm trying to figure out what to do today. i could go to home depot and get some supplies for school, go to van gogh's gear and use my gift certificate, go get some sushi later with some friends

or just sit at home like a lazy ass

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2010 02:54 PM

I'm getting sushi later with some friends :o

bigtimecow do we know each other in real life

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2010 02:55 PM

GET UP. STAND UP. GET SUSHI WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2010 03:50 PM

Don't forget the rice

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2010 04:17 PM



:lol

bigtimecow Feb 12th, 2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 672336)
I'm getting sushi later with some friends :o

bigtimecow do we know each other in real life

i dunno did you eat this earlier

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2010 09:29 PM

derrishus

executioneer Feb 12th, 2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 672317)
Hey Willie you need to learn how to not soft delete threads :x

but if i completely remove them nobody knows how bad the problem is ;_;

also that requires more clicks

bigtimecow Feb 12th, 2010 09:36 PM

the stuff on the left side of the boat was a little harder to enjoy. i'm only really used to maki rolls, but there were some that was just huge pieces of raw tuna and salmon which were good, but the texture is just eehhhhhh. however, eel, or unagi, is the best damn sushi out there

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2010 05:36 AM

lol
an old person that knows how to use computers :(


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