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Mockery Feb 13th, 2010 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 672381)
but if i completely remove them nobody knows how bad the problem is ;_;

also that requires more clicks

Haha, it requires more clicks if you don't, because then I usually end up going back and permanently deleting them myself.

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2010 06:15 AM

but now my comment looks out of place ;/

Zhukov Feb 13th, 2010 10:19 AM

Which is completely different to every other one of your posts.

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 672370)
i dunno did you eat this earlier

No but we also ate it out of a boat :eek

Tadao Feb 13th, 2010 02:06 PM

Unagi is the best sushi ever

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2010 02:16 PM

Dixie showed me the best sushi ever, the day before yesterday.

Dixie Feb 13th, 2010 02:53 PM

http://mommyknows.com/birthday-party-candy-sushi/

Tadao Feb 13th, 2010 03:24 PM

:puke

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2010 03:43 PM

It looks delicious.

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2010 05:07 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2010 06:15 PM



:smoke

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2010 06:24 PM

We seriously need a :cool or :smoke smiley :/

Tadao Feb 13th, 2010 06:26 PM

From the picture I guessed what it was made of, that shit has got to be too sweet. I'm trying to think of a candy type soy/wasabi dip for it. Maybe lime fundip or liquid green jello.

Babs Feb 13th, 2010 06:31 PM

Maybe like a liquid chocolate for the dipping sauce. Even better, marsh mellow fluff.

Grislygus Feb 13th, 2010 07:05 PM

GRRRAUGH


I was reading roger ebert's most recent reviews and he said that he thought George Lopez was "handsome, especially when he smiles".






WHY?!

Terra Feb 14th, 2010 12:33 PM

He has a really big face.

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2010 01:18 PM

I think I'm gonna get a bag of chips.

Terra Feb 14th, 2010 01:32 PM

Happy Valentine's Day everybody. I'm going to take Mia to Chuckie Cheese later today. Although she's afraid of the rat, she loves the little kiddie play area. I might have to have a beer.

Zhukov Feb 15th, 2010 12:18 AM

Oh man I forgot about Valentines day. I didn't even get a chance to feel lonely or unwanted.

Pentegarn Feb 15th, 2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 672498)
Happy Valentine's Day everybody. I'm going to take Mia to Chuckie Cheese later today. Although she's afraid of the rat, she loves the little kiddie play area. I might have to have a beer.

They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2010 10:08 AM

I totally lost a bet because they serve beer at chuck e cheese. When my friends and I turned 21 we were going to go to Lasertron(lasertag) and my friend Bob was all like "Yo, I just want to drink. I'm not going unless they serve beer." I then said "No, they don't serve beer as lasertron fool. That's like if they served beer at chuck e cheese." I bet my friend....they serve beer at both. >:

Terra Feb 15th, 2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 672583)
They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol

Yeah, how do you think they get that guy in the rat suit?

Babs Feb 15th, 2010 04:13 PM

Some guy recently decided to go inside a Chuck E Cheese around here and shoot his baby's mama boyfriend.

RaNkeri Feb 15th, 2010 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 672611)
Some guy recently decided to go inside a Chuck E Cheese around here and shoot his baby's mama boyfriend.



Probably a crackhead

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2010 06:30 PM

I need a bambalance

Dimnos Feb 15th, 2010 06:40 PM

Did he use a home made shotgun revolver?


Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2010 06:57 PM

Reminds me of the gun that Spike Jonze gets in Three Kings.

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2010 08:12 PM

I just now noticed Womti's location

Why was he trying to get my attention

WhiteRat Feb 15th, 2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 672620)
I need a bambalance

Are you in a phone booth?

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2010 08:41 PM

is that like THE TAURUS JUDGE


Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2010 09:20 PM

I CAN"T TURN OFF STICKY KEYS >:

Guitar Woman Feb 15th, 2010 09:33 PM

I can't remember how I disabled Sticky Keys from ever activating, but I did it

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2010 09:59 PM

>:

executioneer Feb 15th, 2010 10:17 PM

control panel/accessibility options?

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2010 10:26 PM

I think if you hold down Shift for like 8 seconds or something.

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2010 10:54 PM

Neither of those worked, but holding down both shifts at once did.

Shift for 8 seconds turns on Filterkeys, which is another problem. I don't see a goddamn reason for either

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2010 11:16 PM

I think its for crippy people but its annoying as hell. I forget I'm holding down shift when I'm reading something online at work and then it fucks up the way I type.

Sam Feb 15th, 2010 11:23 PM

QUIT JERKING OFF ON YOUR KEYBOARD, THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF STICKY KEYS :RIMSHIT

stevetothepast Feb 15th, 2010 11:49 PM

FUCKING HELL THAT WAS FUNNY SAM

ON A SIDE NOTE I KIND OF MISS YOUR OLD AVATAR.

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 672636)
is that like THE TAURUS JUDGE

THAZZIT

Zhukov Feb 16th, 2010 12:34 AM

Rankeri what is with your obsession over Miami Vice? Is Iceland only just now going through the 70s?


Or is it the 80s? I never saw that movie.

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2010 12:56 AM

Hey if you're going to make fun of Rankeri you have to get the country right. :rolleyes

Equatorial Guinea.

The Leader Feb 16th, 2010 01:01 PM

Equatorial Guinea has some damn fine oil.

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2010 07:12 PM

my kid has mastered that Grudge croaking sound and it's starting to creep me the hell out :(

The Leader Feb 16th, 2010 08:29 PM

A chip off the ol' block no doubt.

Why has elx been banned? :(

Dr. Boogie Feb 16th, 2010 08:42 PM

Because she was like "hey, my custom title should be 'Banned'!"

The Leader Feb 16th, 2010 08:45 PM

Oh.:\

kahljorn Feb 16th, 2010 09:03 PM

:lol
is she actually banned or is that just her title?

Dr. Boogie Feb 16th, 2010 09:15 PM

It's just her title. When someone is really banned, it makes their avatar not show up.

kahljorn Feb 16th, 2010 09:51 PM

oh. well, that's not as funny ;/

Colonel Flagg Feb 16th, 2010 10:14 PM

Nick has had that custom title for many moons. Maybe she got the idea from him.

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2010 10:19 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2010 02:01 AM

I have occasionally been both banned and under the impression it is funny to pretend to be. Guys, it isn't so great. ;)

Terra Feb 17th, 2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 672816)
I have occasionally been both banned and under the impression it is funny to pretend to be. Guys, it isn't so great. ;)

Me too. In space, nobody can hear you scream.

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 672781)
It's just her title. When someone is really banned, it makes their avatar not show up.

I guess that means I have to reban womti

RaNkeri Feb 17th, 2010 12:54 PM



It's like taking nose candy off a baby.

Dimnos Feb 17th, 2010 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 672663)
Rankeri what is with your obsession over Miami Vice? Is Iceland only just now going through the 70s?


Or is it the 80s? I never saw that movie.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2010 01:07 AM

All right I've been patient long enough. Where's my green name >: :tear

Pentegarn Feb 18th, 2010 09:44 AM

He's right. Let's band together and get Milpool his green name

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2010 11:09 AM

Esuohlim is the last of the stealth mods. ;)

Dimnos Feb 18th, 2010 12:58 PM

http://5z8.info/how-to-stop-immigrat...rowser-crashes

:lol

executioneer Feb 18th, 2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 673001)

uh based on the name i'm guessing that's a trick website?

Dimnos Feb 18th, 2010 01:16 PM

It actually links here. You can do it with any website.

http://www.shadyurl.com/index.php

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2010 01:53 PM

Still no click, you terrorist

Grislygus Feb 18th, 2010 09:44 PM



:lol

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2010 09:49 PM

Yeah nice try Gus I'm sure that link is real safe asshole

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2010 10:58 PM

Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. I could watch Eugene flip all day. :)


Flip.

Grislygus Feb 18th, 2010 11:06 PM

Of Patrick and Eugene, right? Right.

Right?

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 01:10 AM

Bored. BORED. BOREDADADADAUUURRGHHBMOAARROGH EVERYONE I KNOW IS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW AND YOU BASTARDS AREN'T TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 01:23 AM

WORLD'S WORST FOLK SONGS, DISK ONE

1.) Wholesum Folksums
The Honorable Reverend Jim-Bob Urkle



2.) The Ballad of Mary Baker Eddy
The White Bread Band


3.) Massa's Done Raped My Chilluns
Smilin' Wylan


4.) Kill Them Chinamen
Clarence Maple and The Chrisy Minstrels


5.) If Moonshine Had A Vagina (I'd Kill My Wife)
Chiggers Mulligan


6.) I'm A Cider Drinker
The Wurzels


7.) Daddy Fucked Uncle Zeke By The Woodshed
Ossie Ozark and the Panhandlers


8.) Sing The Praise of Neutered Televison, Sing, Sing, Sing.
Mary Whitehouse


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Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:01 AM

Just heard a drive by in front of my place, but I aint goin outside to see wtf.

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:02 AM



Heh, the ghetto bird is doin the rounds now.

executioneer Feb 19th, 2010 02:02 AM

ice pirates scared the hell out of me when i was a little kid

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:06 AM

SPACE HERPES

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:08 AM

Space herpes cracked me up.

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:09 AM

I was never really scared by watching movies as a kid, the exception being when I was six and caught a glimpse of the T-1000 rising out of the tiled floor when one of my (much) older cousins was watching T2, which was a HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S GONNA GIT HIM RUN FAT GUY RUN HE'S BEHIND YOU NO NO NO moment if there ever was one

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:11 AM

God Bless Robert Patrick's pointed face, while we're on the subject

executioneer Feb 19th, 2010 02:12 AM

it was when the old lady turned into a skeleton that scared me :(

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:12 AM

the clown under the bed in poltergeist scarded me

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:19 AM

Oh man, that fucking clown with those arms

executioneer Feb 19th, 2010 02:25 AM

other things that scared me by turning into a skeleton when i was a kid: dirk the daring, the dude from indiana jones and the last crusade

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:26 AM

oh, and twilight zones talking betty doll. :eek

executioneer Feb 19th, 2010 02:26 AM

SKELETONS ARE SCARY TO LITTLE KIDS

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:28 AM

BABY BUTTON-EYES

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:28 AM

lol, i was never askared of them, but clowns and dolls freaked me the fuck out. Put them under a bed and I piss my pants.

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:30 AM

I always thought skeletons and sharks were the coolest things ever :(

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:31 AM

Aside from bats, big dogs, and dinosaurs of course

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:33 AM

And when I found out about Megaladons from the elementary school library there was no going back

TITANIC DINOSAUR SHARKS, EATING SCHOOL BUSES AND GREAT WHITES LIKE POPCORN

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2010 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 672583)
They sell beer at Chuck E Cheese? :lol



At 3:30ish into it I was like Wow, really?

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:35 AM


Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:37 AM

God I hate those people

Story's fucking awesome, though

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:38 AM

HAY THAT PICTURE'S FROM THE FRIGHT CATALOG, I LOVE THEM

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:39 AM

I have their "Barry Hung" mask and this skull with a lower jaw that moves along with your own, it's great

Tadao Feb 19th, 2010 02:41 AM

joshua hoffine

he's awesome

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:43 AM

I now remember that ROG's done plenty of shit with the Fright Catalog, IGNORE ME

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2010 02:51 AM

JEBUS, the baby/nightmare-airvent snake photo is freakish


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