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executioneer Feb 27th, 2010 11:31 PM

isn't noob3, but it is someone's character

Grislygus Feb 27th, 2010 11:51 PM

Ant10708?

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2010 12:11 AM

MAN I'm watching woody allens Bananas and Sylvester Stallone just made an appearance, I do not remember him being in this





n/m, cameo

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2010 01:29 AM

where did noob3 go? :(

executioneer Feb 28th, 2010 01:42 AM

banned for secret santa

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2010 01:56 AM

that was forever ago cant you unban him willie? D:

executioneer Feb 28th, 2010 02:47 AM

i do not have unbans ability :(

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2010 03:00 PM

Yeah you do :shh

HickMan Feb 28th, 2010 03:02 PM

hey guys hows everybodys day going?

WhiteRat Feb 28th, 2010 04:35 PM

I watched "Beauty and the Beasts" on SciFi last night and it definitely didn't disappoint.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2010 04:48 PM

Maybe its kgpnoob34death

The Leader Feb 28th, 2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 674340)
Ant10708?

That's what I was thinking but then that would mean he actually has a sense of humor.

RaNkeri Feb 28th, 2010 05:01 PM

GOD DAMN, LEADER AND ANT10708 FIGHTING, SHIT'S DA BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMBBBBB

The Leader Feb 28th, 2010 05:02 PM

I'm not fighting with him, I've just been pointing out that he isn't that great.

elx Feb 28th, 2010 07:01 PM

:(

Tadao Feb 28th, 2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 674377)
I watched "Beauty and the Beasts" on SciFi last night and it definitely didn't disappoint.

I wanted to watch that but didn't get too. I hope it was hella bad.

Kitsa Feb 28th, 2010 09:00 PM

It was pretty bad. I just watched part of it.

SOME GUY: I'M SORRY BELLE THE BEAST HAS KILLED YOUR MOTHER

BEAST: ROWRRRR

RENFAIRE REJECT: NOOOOO I MUST SEE HER
(running into cottage)

RENFAIRE REJECT: NOOOOOOO, MOTHERRRRRR

executioneer Mar 1st, 2010 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 674380)
Maybe its kgpnoob34death

it isn't someone who's currently banned, either

Zhukov Mar 1st, 2010 01:23 AM

Does that sad face mean it's Elx? Doesn't seem like it.

I guess that it's Feelevil.

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2010 01:42 AM

Not only did I guess who it was correctly before looking it up, I'm entirely surprised it isn't obvious to the rest of you.

HINT: This person has been trying desperately for over a year to convince the entire community that he's funny.

(and haha to all the jokers I've been trying for seven years assholes so don't even pull that shit >:)

elx Mar 1st, 2010 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 674413)
Does that sad face mean it's Elx? Doesn't seem like it.

I guess that it's Feelevil.

characters can't have characters silly :(

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 12:46 PM

My money says its Babs retard ass. :\

Sam Mar 1st, 2010 12:47 PM

It's me. :(

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 01:59 PM

WHo the hell is Babs

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 01:59 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 02:00 PM

FUCK

Colonel Flagg Mar 1st, 2010 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 674452)
WHo the hell is Babs

The artist formerly known as BABALITY PANCAKES. :(

RaNkeri Mar 1st, 2010 02:32 PM

Wait? Babality got banned? Why?

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 674446)
It's me. :(

FUCKING HELL!

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 674459)
Wait? Babality got banned? Why?

No he didnt get banned. That I know of anyway. I was just guessing that the new retard is his character.

Babs Mar 1st, 2010 04:23 PM

banned

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 05:42 PM

So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...


RaNkeri Mar 1st, 2010 05:44 PM

Remember when characters used to be good?

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 05:46 PM

Quote:

The theory behind this neck traction device is that you will experience less pain if you donít have to hold up your own head. This blow up collar is meant to be good for pinched nerves, tension headaches and osteoarthritis. Donít forget the all important disclaimer though: ďIf you have pre-existing conditions consult a medical professional before using this device.Ē

:oao

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 674479)
Remember when characters used to be good?


No.

Tadao Mar 1st, 2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 674478)
So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...


That thing would feel really good right now.

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 06:16 PM

BLEEEEEEEUURGHOHMY GOD HER CHEST HIS MADE OUT OF ROASTED CHEESE

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 06:18 PM

Her face reminds me of the decapitated head under the cowboy hat from Tremors

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2010 06:21 PM

This is the part in the horror movie when the hero suspiciously removes the neck brace, revealing the fact that the woman's actually dead and that a swarm of killer spider young are living inside her neck

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2010 06:22 PM

Definitely creating a post dump thread for this goddamn character so there's no way to encourage the dumbass behind it

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 1st, 2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 674478)
So yeah. That was nice. :rolleyes

Here. Lets move on to talk about this...


Didn't know they made these for women.

captain516 Mar 1st, 2010 06:50 PM

reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke.
Quote:

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.

Dimnos Mar 1st, 2010 06:56 PM

At first I thought it was something to help those African girls stretch out their necks before getting the gold hoops. Or simply to support their neck if they had to sell the gold for food or a home or HIV meds.

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2010 03:08 AM

thats pretty extreme

there's got to be a better way of monitoring blood pressure

WhiteRat Mar 2nd, 2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 674519)
thats pretty extreme

there's got to be a better way of monitoring blood pressure

There's got to be a better way!


Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2010 03:16 AM

im glad there's someone out there addressing the issue of leaving white sticky goo on the dashboard

Kitsa Mar 2nd, 2010 01:15 PM

Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.

It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.

I wish I'd taken a picture.

RaNkeri Mar 2nd, 2010 01:38 PM

Ah, I remember when this used to air in TV:



Quote:

With the Evenstar I totally made it!
Quote:

I've studied the elf language for number of years now, and I can testifu that it's a piece of pure quality and craftmanship
:orgasm

MarioRPG Mar 2nd, 2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 674556)
Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.

It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.

I wish I'd taken a picture.

Care for some cornbread, Mr. Jingles?

Dixie Mar 3rd, 2010 02:41 PM

i'm moving to indiana tomorrow. i'm still packing frantically.

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2010 04:24 PM

:pagebrak

Just to be closer to me? How sweet. :love

Supafly345 Mar 3rd, 2010 06:26 PM


kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2010 06:29 PM

lol its like a little retarded girl ;o

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2010 06:31 PM

The place I first rented in Humboldt had that wallpaper in the hallways. It used to be a brothel.

Kitsa Mar 3rd, 2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 674650)
i'm moving to indiana tomorrow. i'm still packing frantically.

Why the hell would anyone want to move there?

Worst 15 years of my life.

The Leader Mar 3rd, 2010 09:10 PM

Bloomington is nice. :(

The Leader Mar 3rd, 2010 09:11 PM

Wait, if Indiana was so bad then why'd you move to Ohio of all places? :lol

Otto Mar 3rd, 2010 11:28 PM

I need to remember to take my meds.

Fathom Zero Mar 3rd, 2010 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 674683)
Wait, if Indiana was so bad then why'd you move to Ohio of all places? :lol


That's what I would ask. A Kitsa is a confusing animal.

elx Mar 4th, 2010 12:11 AM

i think the reason teenage girls type and text like this "you'reee. soooooo. lameeee." is because they are naturally drawn to counterbalancing the opposite sex, which are the lazy teenage boys that type like this "u r lame" as if somehow the extra exaggerated letters will make up for the boys lack of.

sorta like handwriting!

Kitsa Mar 4th, 2010 12:17 AM

Not much of a choice. A choice existed, but the alternative wasn't pretty. Indiana was when I was too young to have a say.

Tadao Mar 4th, 2010 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 674682)
Bloomington is nice. :(

:lol I almost had a job at a paylees shoes there. I lived in Bourbon.

Grislygus Mar 4th, 2010 12:05 PM

That's a swell town name right there, I tell you what

Dimnos Mar 4th, 2010 03:28 PM

Quote:

A man and a woman have been arrested for letting their infant daughter starve to death while they raised a virtual child in the online game PRIUS. The Korean couple, known only as the Kims, returned home after a 12-hour gaming session at a "PC Bang" Internet parlor to find their baby dead. Tests confirmed the child had died of malnutrition.
The father, 41 and mother, 25, met online and in 2008 and had a baby together. However, they regularly mistreated the three-month-old, admitting to police that they fed her rotten, powdered milk and spanked her when she was crying. Remember, the kid was three months old. All the while, they were working on being good parents to a digital daughter in PRIUS. Simply amazing.
Really don't know what else to say to that. Perhaps one of the more grotesque stories I've heard concerning parent neglect. It's terrifying to think that simply anybody is allowed to have a child, no matter how f*cked up they are.
http://www.destructoid.com/baby-star...d-165817.phtml


WTF man... >:

RaNkeri Mar 4th, 2010 03:36 PM


WhiteRat Mar 4th, 2010 09:03 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

Zhukov Mar 4th, 2010 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 674794)
Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

:lol

Dimnos Mar 5th, 2010 12:40 AM

Hes in Finland man. They are just now experiencing the 80's.

HickMan Mar 5th, 2010 12:45 AM


RaNkeri Mar 5th, 2010 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 674794)
Miami Vice, fuck yeah i'm a stupid idiot named Rankeri

It ain't saturday yet, brah ;)

Guitar Woman Mar 5th, 2010 04:40 PM



Even the way he eats is awesome.

Tadao Mar 5th, 2010 04:47 PM

Could you be a bigger fag?

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2010 05:28 PM

:lol

kahljorn Mar 5th, 2010 06:43 PM

he eats with his bottom lip

WhiteRat Mar 5th, 2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 674821)
It ain't saturday yet, brah ;)

:rolleyes

Zhukov Mar 6th, 2010 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 674872)


Even the way he eats is awesome.

Who is this and why is he at a Footscray game?

Chojin Mar 6th, 2010 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 674912)
Who is this and why is he at a Footscray game?


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2010 09:55 AM

Why isn't this bot banned yet?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12736

Zomboid Mar 6th, 2010 11:53 AM

Yeah, really. There are 3 more threads from it in the gaming forum right now.

Zhukov Mar 6th, 2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 674916)

I will admit I have no idea. I am guessing some band.

Zhukov Mar 6th, 2010 12:06 PM

WAIT, NO. It's some wrestler type person.


I know this because Chojin posted a picture so it must be a wrestler.

RaNkeri Mar 6th, 2010 12:11 PM

Those huge belts they're holding might be a good hint too

Tadao Mar 6th, 2010 01:13 PM

and the homosexual looks on their faces.

bigtimecow Mar 6th, 2010 03:29 PM

i think he used to be on the real world or road rules or something right? and then turned wrestler

RaNkeri Mar 6th, 2010 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 674892)
:rolleyes

time's about right, knowumsayin?

RaNkeri Mar 6th, 2010 05:05 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Fathom Zero Mar 6th, 2010 09:38 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_488593.html

lol

captain516 Mar 7th, 2010 02:36 AM

I kinda want to see that, but am skeptical because Tim Burton and whimsical do not mix.

Zhukov Mar 7th, 2010 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 674942)
Those huge belts they're holding might be a good hint too

Those things look less like belts and more like body armour. Also, I guess only wrestlers wear belts, right?

Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2010 11:58 AM

This paper fucking sucks. Mark Twain fucking sucks.

The Leader Mar 7th, 2010 11:59 AM

I'm writing a paper about anarchy. AND HAVING FUN!

Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2010 12:03 PM

Two papers down. Six more to go.

captain516 Mar 7th, 2010 01:51 PM

Hey, don't bash Mark Twain, son, It's not his fault you have to write an essay on him.

Esuohlim Mar 7th, 2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 674966)
I have about 8 gigs of the kind of porn where girls are pooping into other girls mouths

:x

Sam Mar 7th, 2010 02:16 PM

The Finnish are freaky like that. :x

RaNkeri Mar 7th, 2010 02:33 PM

:lol
you guys :rolleyes

Pub Lover Mar 8th, 2010 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 560873)
How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 601495)
I actually want to see this so I can rant about how terrible it was to everyone I know

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 616318)
It's so fucking typical and annoying. i bet he writes his stories while wearing sun glasses.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 621613)
You need to masturbate on video and send it to me. That will make you feel better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 628546)
OH WELL, I WAS A NAIVE YOUTH, EASILY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY INTERNET PEDOPHILES.

..

Sam Mar 8th, 2010 01:34 AM

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FREAKS :x

Tadao Mar 8th, 2010 02:04 AM

>O

executioneer Mar 8th, 2010 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 675086)
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FREAKS :x

I AGREE


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