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Tadao Jun 8th, 2010 07:55 PM

:pagebrak

kahljorn Jun 8th, 2010 08:35 PM

damn, furries look like cartoon characters ;/

if you dressed like the girl from cool world would you be a furry?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2010 08:38 PM

These are the ones that really bother me.


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2010 08:46 PM

:lol I thought it was CGI at first. What a creep

Otto Jun 8th, 2010 10:20 PM

I like to think that there's a severe burn victim under that mask.

Tadao Jun 9th, 2010 03:50 AM

Eric, give me more power.

liquidstatik Jun 9th, 2010 04:10 AM

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liquidstatik Jun 9th, 2010 04:10 AM

lol i forgot how this works

Chojin Jun 9th, 2010 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 688570)
Eric, give me more power.

the last page has proven to me that that would be a terrible idea

liquidstatik Jun 9th, 2010 04:11 AM

and i stll have no fucking edit button wtf milhouse

Tadao Jun 9th, 2010 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 688575)
the last page has proven to me that that would be a terrible idea

IT WAS A PRESENT FOR YOU!

WHAT A FUCKING UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!

Tadao Jun 9th, 2010 04:24 AM

I can't figure out why I can't make new friends. I am genuinely interested in their life , but it always comes out wrong. :(

Dixie Jun 9th, 2010 04:40 AM

it might have something to do with the erection you try to share with them.

Tadao Jun 9th, 2010 04:45 AM

That's what friends do! Or so my brother always taught me.

Dixie Jun 9th, 2010 04:46 AM

"tummy swords" is not an olympic sport, i don't care what your brother told you.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2010 05:45 AM

I like Stomach Sticks better.

Babs Jun 9th, 2010 07:37 AM

It's nice to see I-mockery's Human Centipede game being ripped off on ebums. I love how credit isn't given when due.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2010 07:58 AM

Babs, how the fuck are you doing?

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2010 08:13 AM



Good Morning! :)

Kitsa Jun 9th, 2010 11:20 AM

Good morning.

I'm having one of those days where I feel too sleepy to function :(

Babs Jun 9th, 2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 688636)
Babs, how the fuck are you doing?

I'm doing good, just too god damn busy paying off medical bills. Second job, here I come.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU WILLIAM!?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2010 05:47 PM

I AM DOING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD CHAD. What happened with the medical bills?

Kitsa Jun 9th, 2010 06:37 PM

probably also posted elsewhere but what the hell


Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2010 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 688576)
and i stll have no fucking edit button wtf milhouse

Wasn't my decision, chief. Is it teaching you to think twice before posting pictures of cum-faced pre-teens? :x :x :x

Pentegarn Jun 9th, 2010 08:19 PM

I think I vaguely remember when that happened

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2010 09:49 PM

It could have been dogs cum though.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2010 10:15 PM

I remember when it happened again. And again.

The Leader Jun 9th, 2010 10:40 PM

Wasn't it a cartoon?

Babs Jun 9th, 2010 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 688671)
I AM DOING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD CHAD. What happened with the medical bills?

It made itself a dick and broke my ass in 5 different places.

Esuohlim Jun 10th, 2010 02:32 AM

Aww yeah niggas 1:30am time to work out to my Billy Blanks tae-bo tapes whut whut

Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 02:36 AM

I'm watching my Jillian Michaels finger pointing cds!

Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 02:38 AM


Esuohlim Jun 10th, 2010 03:14 AM

Oh man are those any good? Are they better than Tony Little's hat w/ fake ponytail attachment tapes?


Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 03:38 AM

Dude, you have no idea! I can now point at a moments notice and look like I have something seductively important that you want.

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2010 03:40 AM

GOD today sucked, jesus jumpfuck

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2010 03:40 AM

So who else is online right now







HELLO, MY FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2010 03:46 AM

WELL FUCK YOU TOO, FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 03:56 AM

Hola!

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2010 04:41 AM

COMO ESTAS, MI AMIGO

Chojin Jun 10th, 2010 04:54 AM

just chillin brah

dieting

procrastinating

the usual

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2010 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 688324)


sup bros

back from my vacation

i went back on a diet after this pic was taken, goal is to drop bodyfat to 8%!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 688691)
Amen. The Beast is well worth the trip.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 688586)
I can't figure out why I can't make new friends. I am genuinely interested in their life , but it always comes out wrong. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 688378)
Sorry I couldn't appeal more to a budding sex offender, Daniel, I'll try harder next time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 688581)
It's ok, what I wack off to if even worse. :sadclownface


..

kahljorn Jun 10th, 2010 08:21 AM

11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

Kitsa Jun 10th, 2010 09:44 AM

I have an eye appt this morning, then a book signing this evening. Hopefully my eyes un-dilate in time for me to not look like I'm stoned and/or psychotic. One time, one eye un-dilated and the other didn't, and that lasted about 6 hrs :(

Fathom Zero Jun 10th, 2010 10:17 AM

STOP THAT, POOB

Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 01:36 PM

http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/07/w...%28Regretsy%29

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 688724)
11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

Bullshit, I posted that at 1:30

I'm fresh as a fuckin daisy right now, so I know I wasn't too drunk to be able to tell what time it was

Tadao Jun 10th, 2010 01:47 PM

Jun 9th, 2010, 11:40 PM

Lol you were too drunk

Pentegarn Jun 10th, 2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 688723)
[the funniest thing Pub has ever posted]

That last post of yours was the funniest thing I have ever seen you post :lol

Esuohlim Jun 10th, 2010 07:35 PM

Hey Pub that means at least .0061% of your posts are funny :eek

Pentegarn Jun 10th, 2010 07:45 PM

Statistics!

Fathom Zero Jun 10th, 2010 08:22 PM



Oh man, Frank Booth is dead. :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 10th, 2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 688785)
Statistics!

One of the three kinds of lies, preceded by Lies and Damned Lies.

I think Will Rogers said that. :confused

EDIT - teh interweb says it was Mark Twain, which is almost the same thing.

Pentegarn Jun 10th, 2010 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 688797)
One of the three kinds of lies, preceded by Lies and Damned Lies.

I think Will Rogers said that. :confused

EDIT - teh interweb says it was Mark Twain, which is almost the same thing.

23% of people knew that

5% of them like turtles! :lol

Colonel Flagg Jun 11th, 2010 12:08 AM

Fire Truck!

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2010 12:22 AM

excerrent night, now if I could just get rid of this headache

Guitar Woman Jun 11th, 2010 12:50 AM

You guys wanna go to Discovery Zone and do it in the ballpit?

Pentegarn Jun 11th, 2010 12:54 AM

Showbiz Pizza Place thinks that's a blast from the past

Dimnos Jun 11th, 2010 12:11 PM

Put-put. Behind the windmill.

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2010 01:41 PM

Tadao, you dig J.G. Thirlwell, yeh?

Tadao Jun 11th, 2010 01:49 PM

Can't say that I ever followed him. He's talented and all, but IDK.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2010 01:51 PM



This is nice

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2010 04:42 PM

I really like the demented swing stuff. The Gash album is pretty good. I'd check it out, were I you.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2010 05:40 PM

I'll have to do that, I don't like the Venture Bro stuff, I like it as an art form, but I never think "Hey I wanna play that on my stereo."

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2010 05:48 PM

Y'see, I really dig that. Reminds me of spy movie-type stuff. I wouldn't look into his Steroid Maximus stuff, then, perhaps. But when does someone want to blast any score from their stereo?

Tadao Jun 11th, 2010 06:26 PM

I'm so burnt out on it from Zorn that I find myself blocking it out. And I used to blast that on my stereo lol

Tadao Jun 12th, 2010 06:30 AM

Holy fuck guys!


Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 06:35 AM

what in the shit

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 06:37 AM

So, we're the only ones up at the moment. How was your day, Tadao?

Tadao Jun 12th, 2010 07:09 AM

i'm about to surrremder to sleep again

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:11 AM

GO, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 07:20 AM

HELLO

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:21 AM

HERRO

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 07:26 AM

WHATSUP

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:33 AM

TODAY SUCKED

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 07:34 AM

HOW COME?

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:36 AM

CENSUS KEEPS CALLING ME BACK TO HELP OUT EVEN THOUGH I'M DONE WORKING FOR THEM, BETWEEN THAT AND MY OTHER JOB I WORKED FROM 10:00 AM TO 8:31 PM AND MY GOD THE IDIOTS IN THE UPPERMOST ECHELONS OF THE CENSUS WERE DESIGNED, SPECIFICALLY, BY GOD TO PISS ME OFF, AND SOMEHOW IN THE MIDST OF ME WORKING NONSTOP TODAY WITHOUT EVEN A CHANCE TO FUCKING EAT SEVEN GODDAMNED PEOPLE HIT ON ME HARD TODAY AND BELIEVE ME I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF IT

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 07:40 AM

DAMN YOU GOT HIt ON BY SEVEN UglY PEOPLE IN onE DAY?

JESUS CHRIST.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:42 AM

LET'S SEE, FIRST I HAD THE TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO WOULD NOT STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND CHATTING ME UP EVEN THOUGH I HAD A HUGE LINE OF CUSTOMERS BEHIND THEM, THEN THERE WERE THE THREE GAY GUYS I HAD TO INTERVIEW FOR THE CENSUS, AND THEN I GOT PAIRED WITH SOME WOMAN TO HELP HER OUT WITH HER CENSUS ASSIGNMENTS, CARPOOLED WITH HER TO THE ASSIGNMENT AREA AND WORKED WITH HER FROM 6 TO 8:30 WHILE SHE KEPT FINDING REASONS TO PRESS INTO ME WHILE SHE CHAIN SMOKED, PAWED AT MY SHOULDERS, LAUGHED REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HARD AT ANY JOKES I MADE AND PEPPERED EVERY OTHER SENTENCE WITH BABY, SWEETIE AND, IN ONE INSTANCE, "HOT STUFF"... THEN SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S BUDWEISER FIXATION AND HER SON'S SOCCER PRACTICE

ACTUALLY THAT ONLY MAKES SIX, SO I SUCKED AT MATH TODAY AS WELL

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 07:46 AM

:lol HOT STUFF

I BET WHAT HAPPENED IS THE THREE GAY DUDES DID THAT SECRET MIRAGE MARtIAL ARt tHINg TO YOU Where it SEEMS LIKe theres AN EXTRA PERSON BUT IN FACT ITS ONLY AN ILLUSION

MAN I HAD A LADY LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED AT SUBWAY AND HER ANNOYINg SON WORKED THERE TOO ;/ ANYTIME I WALked by her She WOULD LIKE tOUCH ME AND Shit AND I ThINK SHE MIghtve CALLED ME SOME NAMES LIKE SWEET ASS OR SUGAR Tits OR SNUGGLEBUNNY BUT I BLOCKED THEM OUt :(

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 07:54 AM

I'M NOT ALONE THEN :(


I seem to be a fucking MAGNET for effeminate gay guys, single moms with baggage, and underage girls. The portfolio class I was in had a HORDE of high school girls, and I felt creepy as fuck whenever they would start chatting me up

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 08:00 AM

FOR SOME REASON ONLY REALLY HOT GIRLS THAT ARE MY AGE ARE intereStED IN Me

LOL OK THATS A LIE BUT I THINK THE OTHER ONES GIVE UP REALLY FAST :( ALTHOUGH THERES thiS ONE GAY DUDE THAT LIKE STALKS ME. MAN THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS OTHER TIME I HAD AN ANTHROPOLOGY CLASS AND THIS OLDer LADY WHO WAS ALL ZANY AND SHIT WAS LIKE SITTING ON HER KNEES IN FRONT OF me foR A WHILE ALL CLOSE I WAS LIKE WHAH? WHILE CLOSING MY LegS AND SHit

AND THIS SAME LADY WHENEVER THE TEACHER WOULD ASK A QUESTION WOULD ALWAYS sAY, "SEDIMENTARY ROCK" LIKE A PARrot

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2010 08:09 AM

I don't get a lot of the gay guys. Usually the girls that like to wear cat ears and make cute noises. Or chicks that're into vampires. Or the Prom Queen. Ugh.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 08:13 AM

Oh yeah, the prom queens just crawl all over you if you let them :rolleyes

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2010 08:15 AM

SEDIMENTARY ROCK?

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2010 08:16 AM

Because they think they're doing you a favor by splaying their legs at you.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2010 08:17 AM

That's a GRISLYGUS rolleyes there pal, that's a far cry from a Rankeri rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2010 08:20 AM

I ain't questioning nothing. And don't cal me pal, friend.

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2010 09:21 AM

WHAT THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST FALL ASLEEP ON ME DOESN'T ANYONE GET UP AS EARLY AS ME? GODDAMN IT.

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2010 09:22 AM

CLICK THE BANNER TO FOLLOW THE LINK TO BAT COUNTRY DOT COM

Chojin Jun 12th, 2010 10:51 AM

the wwe gives me the best response images.


Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2010 10:54 AM

I will Sweet Chin Music who I want where I want when I want

Chojin Jun 12th, 2010 10:59 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2010 11:11 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 12th, 2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 688961)
AND SOMEHOW IN THE MIDST OF ME WORKING NONSTOP TODAY WITHOUT EVEN A CHANCE TO FUCKING EAT SEVEN GODDAMNED PEOPLE

I read up to that and then had to take a call so it was bugging me for a few minutes because I thought you turned into a canibal.

It made more sense once I checked it again.

Chojin Jun 12th, 2010 11:24 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2010 11:34 AM

Quality chat thread page.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2010 11:47 AM

Chojin needs a buff friend for some shirtless photos.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 12th, 2010 12:30 PM

I thought Orton would be the bottom.

Tadao Jun 12th, 2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 689002)
Chojin needs a buff friend for some shirtless photos.

:eek :orgasm :wank

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2010 03:10 PM

ok, so the IRSSI download for windows includes a .bat version of the executable and a "Windows NT Command Script" version

It's like I'm really in 1997 again


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