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Tadao Feb 10th, 2011 03:32 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2011 03:47 PM

wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?

That's just a joke, right? As in, not true? Only wiggers do that, right? It hasn't contaminated the general populace- right?





That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton.

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2011 03:51 PM

My Brazilian buddy's into it. I broke my ankle years ago, so I can't do it anymore. Not that I really care to, either. I'm just into Urbex sometimes. :\

LordSappington Feb 10th, 2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 712368)
wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?

I mess around in parkour from time to time, but I'm not really any kind of badass at it. It usually consists of, 'Hey, do you think we can make it onto those roofs, and across to the next?'
None of that flipping all over the place bullshit.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2011 04:03 PM

OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!

LordSappington Feb 10th, 2011 04:04 PM

But yeah, freerunners are generally assholes.

LordSappington Feb 10th, 2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712371)
OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!

That wasn't an excuse. That was me admitting I'm not really that great. Parkour and Freerunning are two different things.
Parkour is simply getting from Point A to Point B, in as straight a line as possible, including vaulting obstacles, climbing, and all that jazz. The point is to be as efficient as you can; you don't waste energy doing flips and whatnot.
Freerunning can be getting from point A to Point B, but it's mostly doing flips and running on walls in public, because hey look at me look at me I'm so cool guys. Most of them amount to those kids that go to public parks and repeatedly fail at tricks on their skateboards; it's not really about learning/doing something useful, it's more about getting attention.
EDIT: Although, I can see why people can hate both of them; a lot of people think it's some badass skill that makes them some elite urban ninja. We just thought it looked fun, and it is to us.
Go soak your head.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2011 04:29 PM

I WAS FUNNING YOU! >:

LordSappington Feb 10th, 2011 04:30 PM

I WAS RUINING YOUR FUNNING >:
THERE WILL BE NO HAPPINESS IN MY PRESENCE

Zhukov Feb 10th, 2011 07:37 PM

Parkour is a utilitarian discipline based upon the successful, swift and energy-efficient traversing of one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation and the ability to help others. Obviously.

elx Feb 10th, 2011 07:45 PM

can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?

elx Feb 10th, 2011 07:48 PM

oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want


HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

Zhukov Feb 10th, 2011 07:49 PM

Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?

LordSappington Feb 10th, 2011 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712388)
oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want


HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

No. I am the angsty teenager. These are my ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOdpX6dcrU4

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712387)
can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?

I thought this was the thread for exiles. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 712389)
Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?

I think they're an adorable pair. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712388)
HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

I don't read loveline because it is always about poop or vaginas exploding. >:

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712388)
oh yeah i'm class president i can do whomever i want

Oh, your fickle and wandering fancy; where will it take you? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 712368)
That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 712369)
My Brazilian buddy's into it.

I envy Brazilian guys. They get to have sex with men and not be gay. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 10th, 2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 712368)
...having sex with Graham Norton.

What the hell are you doing knowing about Graham Norton? :eek

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712401)
What the hell are you doing knowing about Graham Norton? :eek

I also know about Yes Minister, Eddie Izzard, The Goodies, and Dara O'Brian :eek

Zhukov Feb 10th, 2011 10:42 PM

He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2011 10:48 PM

Graham Norton had a show on Comedy Central for about two weeks once over here

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2011 10:55 PM

I think it was called "GRAHAM NORTON SUCKS DICKS" and on the show he sucked some dicks.

This was my reaction when it got cancelled:


Grislygus Feb 10th, 2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 712408)
He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.


never got the chance to watch father ted, was talked into watching hamish macbeth instead... mistake.

Zhukov Feb 10th, 2011 11:41 PM

I think you would like Father Ted, I'd lend you the DVDs but they probably don't work in your region. Also, Hamish Macbeth is pretty good too.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2011 12:00 AM


Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 712402)
I also know about Yes Minister, Eddie Izzard, The Goodies, and Dara O'Brian :eek

The difference being these things do not make me annoyed. :eek

elx Feb 11th, 2011 01:54 PM

how is it that we don't have a single decent independent presidential candidate? :\

here's what the currently declared individuals have to say on the issues of civil liberties (sic - everything was taken word for word):

Quote:

abortion-im opposed to abortion of any kind because its murder plain and simple. if ppl dont want kids then they shouldnt have sex or they should use protection plus there is adoption
Quote:

~ No embryonic stem cell research and no cloning.
Quote:

If I CHOOSE to not wear a seatbelt and end up going thru a windshield in an accident then hey it's my life to loose not yours.
Quote:

Guns do not kill people, people kill people and it does not have to be done with a gun. Should we also tell everyone that they have to give up their steak knifes, screwdrivers, pencils, pens, toothbrushes, etc, etc

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2011 02:43 PM

How wonderfully naive. :rolleyes

EDIT: So sorry, I thought those were YOUR opinions, not those of actual CANDIDATES.

That's not naive, that's just sad.

Colonel Flagg Feb 11th, 2011 02:56 PM

On another subject, why do educated people insist on using the word "loose" when they actually mean "lose"? Have we all forgotten how to spell?

executioneer Feb 11th, 2011 03:22 PM

i don't mind the last two, those first two are going in the oven

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2011 03:31 PM

Quote:

how is it that we don't have a single decent [s]independent[s] presidential candidate? :\
FIXED FUCK STRKEOUTWHATEVER

ALSO I THINK ITS A POSSIBILITY THAT UNTIL OUR COUNtRY IS DEStROYED WE WILL HAVE celebRITY POLItiCIANS

Quote:

i don't mind the last two, those first two are going in the oven
Agreed. The first two would basically only make unconstutional federal laws which means they are irrelevant for a president to discuss, and the last two are protecting rights so yea.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2011 03:45 PM

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY GUNS!
TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY!

executioneer Feb 11th, 2011 04:18 PM

i'm pro death/science

LordSappington Feb 11th, 2011 07:17 PM

Do aborted fetuses have the appropriate stem cells, or do they have to be taken fairly soon after conception?
Because if it's legal to abort in one state, it's a stupid fucking waste NOT to use the stem cells.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2011 07:50 PM

The reasoning is because bitches will do anything for money, like having an abortion every month.

executioneer Feb 11th, 2011 08:19 PM

no, you can't get embryonic stem cells from a fetus, because a fetus has already started to develop

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2011 08:30 PM

oh man I just recommended Embryonic Culture as a joke title for his Doodles thread, and YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ABORTIONS STEM CELLS AND EMBRYOS


craaaaaazy

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2011 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 712416)
Also, Hamish Macbeth is pretty good too.

It was good until it stopped being FUNNY, once it went from quirky pseudo-dramedy to flat-out oddball drama it became just another meandering, low budget brit show... the mountain hike episode with the love confession was PARTICULARLY bad

King Hadas Feb 11th, 2011 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 712416)
I think you would like Father Ted, I'd lend you the DVDs but they probably don't work in your region.

You can watch it on youtube you know.


Kitsa Feb 11th, 2011 09:24 PM

I made a Father Ted dollhouse years ago.

It's all kinds of fucking awesome.

Grislygus Feb 11th, 2011 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 712516)
You can watch it on youtube you know.


EXACTLY what I' been doing, ha ha

what is a father ted dollhuse, exaclty

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2011 09:57 PM

Sometimes I make things in miniature and at the time I felt like making a miniature Craggy Island Parochial House.

It's as yet unfinished but what's done is good. I even handpainted the stains on Father Jack's chair.

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2011 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurningSquirrel (Post 712530)
Name- BurningSquirrel
Age- 15

I want you to pretend to be a 15 year old girl called Alex for me. Can you do that? :eek

Big McLargehuge Feb 12th, 2011 01:37 AM

Don't trust pub!

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2011 03:55 PM

What have I ever done that is untrustworthy? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2011 03:55 PM

Show us yer knob, Biggie. :yum

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2011 04:35 PM

Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2011 05:25 PM

is fibromyalgia a superpower?

Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 05:48 PM

:pagebrak

Sure. Super powers are fake and fibromyalgia is a fake disease.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2011 07:53 PM


Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 08:04 PM

onlysomanysongscanbesungwithtwolipstwolungsandonet ounge

Big McLargehuge Feb 12th, 2011 08:18 PM

We are in a field standing 20 feet apart, I'm staring at you with a look of hate. You shift your weight from foot to foot hand dropping ready and poised at hip level. I have a boner.

MLE Feb 12th, 2011 09:25 PM

>> Run screaming from the scene.

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2011 10:01 PM

>>Is glad a lunch was packed

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2011 10:16 PM

or just one

Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 10:21 PM

>> Inventory

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 03:07 AM

You have nothing but the clothes you wear and two stale cigarettes.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 03:25 AM

>> get lamp

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 03:42 AM

Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 03:46 AM

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Grislygus Feb 13th, 2011 04:05 AM

>> sing
>> 'when everybody keeps repeating that you'll never fall in love'
>> 'when everybody keeps retreating I just can't get enough'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'

>> bust a move

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2011 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 712629)
Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.

lol

Zhukov Feb 13th, 2011 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 712592)
Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.

I didn't, just hold on.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712634)
even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right?

I do not. :eek

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 07:38 PM

But pub you do. You really do. :tear

Grislygus Feb 13th, 2011 09:26 PM

So I kind of lost a new friend at the college after he recommended that I "just give [Depeche Mode] a chance" and after listening to some of their songs I told him that the chorus 'Everything Counts' is a crappy, badly-disguised ripoff of the chorus from Rolling Stones' Ruby Tuesday


I didn't know he'd get mad

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 09:50 PM

but dude, everything counts

in large amounts

I can't lie - Black Celebration is one of my favorite albums.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 09:52 PM

And the video for Wrong is pretty sweet, too.

Dimnos Feb 13th, 2011 10:51 PM

I know one guys who likes Depeche Mode. One. And he likes cock.

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2011 11:05 PM

I can't believe I got Depeche Mode and The Cure goofed up in my mind.

I honestly, honestly thought you were talking about The Cure for the past 1/2 hr or so.

All Hail Duke Feb 13th, 2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712765)
I do not. :eek

same here, but i'm a paranoid, mean spirited ass and don't get along with others :suicide

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 12:13 AM

Maybe we could be friends. :)

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 12:13 AM

Show me your cock. :yum

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 12:14 AM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2011 12:18 PM

Happy Hearts Day.

Colonel Flagg Feb 14th, 2011 12:27 PM

Pretty big one for you this year, Mr. Ghost! :D

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2011 12:59 PM

Thank you :). I got two valentines now.

Fathom Zero Feb 14th, 2011 01:32 PM

Here is a plea from my heart to you. Nobody knows me as well as you do. You know hard it is for me to shake this disease that takes a hold of my tongue in situations like these.

MarioRPG Feb 14th, 2011 05:23 PM


Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712833)
Spoilers!



why everyone thinks bathrooms are so sexy is beyond me, but here i am joining the ranks of facebook users :)

I always thought it was because they don't have friends to take a picture for them so they need a mirror. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 712836)
Assuming for the sake of argument that elx really isn't a thirty year old bachlor from rhode island...

I don't live in Rhode Island, Doofus. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 712841)
You look different.

Bulimia is like that. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712844)
I have an opinion about the size of your head.

Jamesman once commented that I have the biggest head he had ever seen. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 07:10 PM

That was back when I was wearing a size 8 dress. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 07:11 PM

I'm a size 10 now. I am so fat. :eek

Tadao Feb 14th, 2011 07:17 PM

That makes my head big.

;) :wank :love

Grislygus Feb 14th, 2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712839)
I don't live in Rhode Island, Doofus. :rolleyes

Fine, Toledo. GOD.

Kitsa Feb 14th, 2011 10:00 PM

I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations.

executioneer Feb 14th, 2011 10:20 PM

yeah we had someone mention that a while ago

i'm still of the opinion that it's no longer true, or at least not of the more active posters

Pub Lover Feb 14th, 2011 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712853)
YOUR FINGERTIPS ARE BLEEDING :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712843)
Bulimia is like that. :eek

..

executioneer Feb 14th, 2011 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 712859)
yeah we had someone mention that a while ago

i'm still of the opinion that it's no longer true, or at least not of the more active posters

ps lol irony

Tadao Feb 14th, 2011 11:58 PM

What we need is more soul savers.

MLE Feb 15th, 2011 12:15 AM

i read that as soul ravers.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 01:18 AM

and I read that as soul reavers :O

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 01:39 AM

i read it as EAT LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES AND WEEP OPENLY

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 01:40 AM

i've made a terrible mistake

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 01:41 AM

:tear

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2011 01:56 AM

:lol


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