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Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 01:56 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 712887)
i've made a terrible mistake

At least it was a tasty one. :eek


Spoilers!

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 02:00 AM

jk i only wept on the inside

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 02:03 AM

I cried twice today but I didn't get any snack cakes. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 712863)
man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now

And the expensive one requires the wearing of pants. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2011 02:20 AM

That at least puts it at eighty theoretical dollars.

elx Feb 15th, 2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 712854)
I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations.

we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here >:

elx Feb 15th, 2011 05:30 AM



this is wrong

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712833)
sfwtkko[twsdf

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 712920)
I like how you took that picture in a public restroom as opposed to your own. Changing it up.

Freak.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712908)
;;fk[oj9tw=i-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712922)
I like how you can see the glory hole, porn mags and bottle of lube. What a whore.

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Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2011 03:21 PM

I think elx needs her edit button taken away

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 03:47 PM

agreed

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 03:48 PM

I THINK ELX LOOKED JUST FINE :whiteknight

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 03:49 PM

I have opinions about the size of her melons.

Spoilers!

elx Feb 15th, 2011 03:54 PM

hey fathom zero, when you look like david villa you can start calling other people pale, until then, shut the fuck up. also, your taste in music is shit. i don't care if you listen to it ironically or seriously, you're a hipster douchebag either way. maybe you were cool once when you were like 14, but you're not 14 anymore. and as such, perhaps you should consider moving out of your mom's place. i hear there's this alley behind the urban outfitters around here where the homeless people reside. I do believe that you and your useless lomographic camera would fit in nicely there!


and next time any of you guys want to question my gender again, i kindly direct you to this post and invite you to try to emulate the above level of bitchiness and when you inevitably fail, perhaps you will come to the realization that it is only capable of emanating from someone in possession of the double x chromosomal make up, thus disproving your dumbshit assumption.


and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

elx Feb 15th, 2011 03:55 PM

assfuckers

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 04:01 PM

ELX I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM NAYSAYERS, I BROUGHT MY WHITE STALLION

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 04:02 PM

I don't know why I started playing online poker but now I can't get any shit done >:

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:09 PM

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 04:11 PM





































Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:22 PM

Stop putting your finger in it. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2011 04:23 PM

I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

elx Feb 15th, 2011 04:31 PM

you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712933)
I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:37 PM

I don't think she got a valentine. Here you go sweetie.

Spoilers!

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712939)
I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

I sent Ultimate 20 bucks, played the pennies, got down to a dollar, made 40, then lost it all at the dollar tables.

Ult used to have free tourney and I got all the way to the final 2 tables and lost, but they gave me a few real dollars to play with as a reward. It was fun.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2011 04:42 PM

ELX, since you 'd you have been crude and abusive.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:45 PM

Leave her alone jerk, she's always been crude and abusive. That's why I lover her. :love

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:47 PM

I-Mockery Chat (IT STINKS!)

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:49 PM


Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 712935)




































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Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712928)
and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

Sorry. :(

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:58 PM

Guys! When did people get feelings? This is some serious bullshit. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:59 PM

I demand you all stop having feelings right now. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 04:59 PM

I also demand to see all your dicks. :eek

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 04:59 PM

I'm guessing that she is bleeding out of her pussy. This is exactly why we can't have females in power. :(

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 05:00 PM

At least that is nothing new. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712952)
I'm guessing that she is bleeding out of her pussy. This is exactly why we can't have females in power. :(

>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2011 05:09 PM

but thats where valentines day comes from.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 712937)
I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712938)
you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

I couldn't recall the pale comment either. At first I thought it was a PM; as we have all been sending the Little Miss love notes. But...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 685845)
I'd never date someone with such a deathly pallor.

Dylan, you said it last May. :eek

That is some Elephantine memory for slights right there.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 712955)
but thats where valentines day comes from.

The juice that powers the love machine. :eek

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 05:19 PM


Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712959)

And the PYPH thread moves so slow that it will be there for weeks. :eek

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 05:35 PM

Great Moments in Herstory.

Fathom Zero Feb 15th, 2011 05:38 PM

I'm sorry I couldn't remember a generic insult I made a year ago. The daffy cunt should be more memorable than that - I'll do better next time.

Grislygus Feb 15th, 2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712909)
we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here >:

Funnily enough, most of the posters here WERE irl girls at one point back in THE DAY, and apparently you couldn't pass over four posts without hitting a catfight.

Glory days, glory days.

Grislygus Feb 15th, 2011 06:06 PM

also, an incorrect assumption. The internet has ALWAYS consisted of bitter, woman-hating monsters. If she actually WAS a girl, this all would be pretty rough

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2011 07:56 PM

Tadao, you son of a bitch. I came home from work expecting some kind of good picture. How dare you.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 08:03 PM

I tried playing UB and I can't figure out how to get my free fake chips out of the bank. Shits changed. Gonna try full tilt instead.

Oh and ;) 10k

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2011 08:07 PM

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/entertainment/2011/01/27

This is the best movie ever. It makes the expendables and rambo look not that good or macho. also going in the youtube thread.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 08:11 PM


Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 712974)
Real women keep their photos up when trolled.

Where did that picture of your red hair go? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 712972)
also, is seven force a lesbian?

I have seen his penis. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 08:19 PM

A tasty looking mocha dick. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 08:20 PM

Way to count, Pub. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 08:20 PM


Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712973)
I tried playing UB and I can't figure out how to get my free fake chips out of the bank. Shits changed. Gonna try full tilt instead.

ok look out for me on full tilt my handle is hard to remember lol but it's "esuohlim" see if you can spot me some time!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712977)

I'm going back to work then, you could at least put up the one on the titantron.

MLE Feb 15th, 2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712978)
Where did that picture of your red hair go? :eek

I think I sent that to you on AIM, not on here. My new red hair is redder than red. I'll get a photo up soon.

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 09:16 PM

Of course it was. Whoops. :eek

Tadao Feb 15th, 2011 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712983)
ok look out for me on full tilt my handle is hard to remember lol but it's "esuohlim" see if you can spot me some time!

TadaoG, I'm positive I signed up as Tadao, but I must of used a super secret email account and can't get the password now. :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:25 PM

man ha man wwf is faggot as hell, why is there still a thread

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 10:47 PM

What? :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:48 PM

it's gay

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 10:49 PM

So am I. What about it? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 712991)
ha o man long time guys. so there's a problem with some chick or something, anyway

HARGLEBLARGLEBLURGLEBLAH

masked of i-mocker mirite ha ha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 712992)
nyway what is a high school kid doin posting of internet. right? ha i'm just kidding, you look okay kid but seriously don't post pictures

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712995)
Man of all the people to save the photo and repost it I didn't think it would be uhhh nevermind

Code:

whoosp Last edited by Esuohlim : Feb 16th, 2011 at 03:29 PM. Reason: removed Grislygus's name in order to keep secrets.Sorry bud!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 712996)
a ha sh i new that this would happen and be funny lol, pink floyd writing on tha wall rite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 712997)
i mean for seris, what could tha outcome POSSB be other than to get mad na take it down within a day

..

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 10:52 PM

:blah

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:52 PM

ha lol you dodn't know?

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:54 PM

when is edcvery time i post? everyone knows, most obvious thing ever. only time i ever actually tried to fool people was with punkster_fx

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 10:54 PM

What? :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:55 PM

that one blew up, though. got banned so fast

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:55 PM

fooled everyone, but everyone got so pissed he died :(

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 10:59 PM

h ha

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712995)
Man of all the people to save the photo and repost it I didn't think it would be uhhh nevermind

This place is full of creeps. :eek
Spoilers!

executioneer Feb 15th, 2011 11:23 PM

tequilaaaaa

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:30 PM

no. drink

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:30 PM

socth

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:31 PM

:pagebrak

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:31 PM

ha ah

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:31 PM

Oh great. :eek

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2011 11:31 PM

Hey Gus if you're drunk again I might have to ban you for a night like I did that one time :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:32 PM

no i'm not

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712432)

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Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713025)
Hey Gus if you're drunk again I might have to ban you for a night like I did that one time :eek

You could you ban me for not being drunk? :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:34 PM

I've been talking, it's ony 7:30. been contributing to converstions here. just killing time till a get together at ten

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713026)
no i'm not

Why are you not drunk? What is this? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713030)
I've been talking, it's ony 7:30. been contributing to converstions here. just killing time till a get together at ten

I start drinking at noon. :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:35 PM

GOD, that horrible Goddamned Picture again. Why is it still used, my mind is bleach

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:36 PM

starting drinking at noon does not count as drunk, just a beer and sandwich

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713033)
GOD, that horrible Goddamned Picture again. Why is it still used, my mind is bleach

I know how you feel. Dylan needs to post a cock shot. :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:38 PM

NO, you'll wanna SHARE It

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713034)
starting drinking at noon does not count as drunk, just a beer and sandwich

Ok. But instead of the Beer I drink Gin and instead of the sandwich I have more Gin and it is technically my breakfast. :eek

Coldcache Feb 15th, 2011 11:40 PM

ha ha ha

Pub Lover Feb 15th, 2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713036)
NO, you'll wanna SHARE It

I think the fact that you have never seen mine or Seven Force's knobs means I am good at not sharing them. :eek

executioneer Feb 16th, 2011 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713021)
socth

i dont like scotch i liek irish whiskey

executioneer Feb 16th, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713046)
i dont like scotch i liek irish whiskey

AND ANCHORMAN BE DAMNED

executioneer Feb 16th, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713047)
AND ANCHORMAN BE DAMNED

I DON'T THROW BURRITOS OUT OF MOVING CARS, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF ASSHOLE

Fathom Zero Feb 16th, 2011 12:26 PM

In other news, I found footage of Sappington doing some freerunning


Supafly345 Feb 16th, 2011 01:17 PM


Babs Feb 16th, 2011 04:21 PM

That was a very confident jump, as if he were like, "just lunge the majority of your mass towards the other top of the unstable portable bathroom, something should catch and turn out alright".

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2011 08:00 PM

ATTENTION TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST

I like your avatar.


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