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Colonel Flagg Feb 17th, 2011 10:33 PM

:pagebrak

elx is the granddaughter I (never) had .... ;)

She's made of pretty stern stuff - I'm sure she'll be back before long.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:41 PM

Maybe you should've been here when she need you, Grandpa. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:42 PM

Everyone was rather mean to her. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 687856)
Today she was like "we can't fool around tonight because I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow."

So I'm like "but you don't have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 687858)
You could have said proctologist too :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 687900)
OR THE PODIATRIST :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 687901)
Or the pediatrician. :lol

:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 691027)
:(

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Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2011 10:45 PM

SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 11:01 PM

YOU RIKE FLIED LICE?

Pentegarn Feb 17th, 2011 11:01 PM

Dibs on Newman

Zhukov Feb 17th, 2011 11:08 PM

Esuohlim, you're not Jerry.

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2011 11:14 PM

Yeah I'm Kenny Bania :(

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 12:05 AM

The end of the True Bedroom Stories thread is super easy to read because NatRatBat just makes it dull. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712424)
If I was a girl and woke up to my friend getting pounded by 2 guys, I would video tape it while shoving a candle in and out my snatch. Then I'd pee on them and tell them I'm a squirter.

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Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713273)
SHE BETTER COME BACK. SHE IS LIKE ELAINE FROM SEINFELD. :eek

PUB IS GEORGE :lol

GRISLYGUS IS KRAMER :eek

TADAO IS IDK THE CHINESE-FOOD DELIVERY MAN? :(

WOMTI CAN BE UNCLE LEO (dead) >:

I don't get these references. I haven't seen this show. :picklehat

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 712604)
She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear :rolleyes

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Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 711190)
True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 711191)
YOU CAN'T SEE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DARK EITHER

I CLAIM THAT THE JOKE WORKS FOR ALL RACES

HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL >:

7F YOUR STORY HOLDS NO WATER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 372129)
Wait, is Seven Force BLACK? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 372130)
Half and half, actually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 372134)
In that case I only half hate you. ;)

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Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 12:21 AM

Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize. :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:17 AM

Where the hell is wiffles too.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:17 AM

I need to see more underage slant eyes in knee socks.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:18 AM

Ones that I can imagine talk to me on the forums.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:18 AM

:(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:28 AM


Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:34 AM

We even smile the same :eek

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:35 AM

We got in trouble for passing out notes in class.

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:35 AM

I had to put the chairs on the table and she had to mop the floor. :(

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:37 AM

What is her left hand doing?

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:37 AM

:eek

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 03:38 AM


Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2011 04:06 AM

:lol

Fathom Zero Feb 18th, 2011 06:10 AM

bfft wahahahah

Pentegarn Feb 18th, 2011 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713305)

I reacted to this thus:

:lol

"wow that's creepy"

:lol


EDIT Also the Elx Page Brak made me :lol

Colonel Flagg Feb 18th, 2011 10:37 AM

Firewalls suck ass. >:

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2011 11:11 AM

It's a beautiful 60F day in the middle of freaking winter and here I am creeping around the house with food poisoning.

Damn it all anyway! >:

Fathom Zero Feb 18th, 2011 11:12 AM

I'm taking Friday off because I'm like that.

Also, I've got a lot of work to do from home.

So it's almost as good as a real one.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2011 11:19 AM

I wish I had a hammock so I could just take it out in the yard and at least enjoy the weather that much.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2011 11:27 AM

I wish bigtimecow would come back and animate the true bedroom stories thread now.

LordSappington Feb 18th, 2011 11:40 AM

I got a job as a deli clerk/sandwich jockey at the local Randalls. It's boring as hell, but the one thing that really bothered me was how much food we waste. I had to de-bone chickens for chicken salad, then chop up the breast meat and put it in a bowl. They told me to throw away everything else. I think I threw away about four or five pounds of fully-cooked, perfectly good chicken.

Zhukov Feb 18th, 2011 11:49 AM

I was at a pub tonight with my friends, and I saw this guy walk past me who looked familiar. I turned to my friends and said "Hey look, that guy looks exactly like Tadao" and they gave me weird looks.

Tadao I said you were just some guy I worked with once.

Fathom Zero Feb 18th, 2011 11:51 AM

lolololol

You so lame.

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2011 12:06 PM

I think you should have risked injury by taking a picture.

I see guys who look like Tadao all the time. The guy I did a project with last week looked like you, Zhukov, except with a beard.

Fathom Zero Feb 18th, 2011 12:52 PM

there's a heavy bertation this morning

Zhukov Feb 18th, 2011 01:33 PM

I have sort of a beard. But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

Zhukov Feb 18th, 2011 01:43 PM

4:40 am and the only other person online is the OTHER southern hemispherian :lol

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713333)
I see guys who look like Tadao all the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713336)
But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

I think he is just photoshopping his face onto the people around you. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713339)
4:40 am and the only other person online is the OTHER southern hemispherian :lol

I guess everyone else is busy midday Friday, how many will be on in their early morning Saturday do you think? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 01:53 PM

An edit button would only be useful to fight my moronic grammar. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2011 01:55 PM

I got this really good tadao-guy picture wearing a no ma'am shirt but its at home where it is safe.

Esuohlim Feb 18th, 2011 02:11 PM

I used to see GW's doppelganger as I walked to class everyday

MarioRPG Feb 18th, 2011 02:46 PM

I approve the elx pagebrak

Tadao Feb 18th, 2011 04:12 PM

WE ALL LOOKY A LIKEY

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2011 04:34 PM

This one is really good though, I'll send it to your email when I get home.

Babs Feb 18th, 2011 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713333)
I think you should have risked injury by taking a picture.

I see guys who look like Tadao all the time. The guy I did a project with last week looked like you, Zhukov, except with a beard.

I swear, the amount of Kitsa look-a-likes is insurmountable. At my old job about 2 years ago, I got the oddest look from anyone when I approached them asking, "You don't happen to be Kitsa do you?".

Babs Feb 18th, 2011 05:12 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713286)
Esu, I figured out how to use funny money on UB. I like UB better so don't count on seeing me on FT. BTW I just finished 312 out of 3000+ in a tourney. I was hoping to make it into the last 18 cause they give you real money as a prize. :(

Poker stars isn't bad at all, especially finishing in the cash on their events with a buy in around $20.

Pentegarn Feb 18th, 2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713336)
I have sort of a beard. But yes, I always see Tadao-alikes.

I see Tadao look-alikes every time I watch That 70s Show and Leo is on it

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713363)
I swear, the amount of Kitsa look-a-likes is insurmountable. At my old job about 2 years ago, I got the oddest look from anyone when I approached them asking, "You don't happen to be Kitsa do you?".


If you ever do find me, I'm going to say no.

I got to the point where that one Tadao-alike mugshot I found is almost replacing the actual Tadao picture in my head, which probably isn't good.

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 09:34 PM

That will surely screw you over the day you have to pick T out of a line up. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713367)
ELX posted a picture of herself and "coincidentally" everyone on I-mockery saved it before she took it down.

This isn't the first time she has posted a picture and then retracted it soon after because we were mean. Previously no images were saved. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713375)
gotis casualty?

And you have never posted your picture and then regretted it because we have photoshopped it with that of a cartoon cat? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 09:59 PM


Colonel Flagg Feb 18th, 2011 10:07 PM

Oh, that's so wrong on so many levels. :eek

It's good to be home. :)

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 713385)
Maybe mom or dad got a look at the picture, and the commentary .... I know it would piss me off.

T's opinion about head sizes probably insults the entire family. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2011 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 713345)
I hate tigger. He's a blight on the thousand acre woods.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 713378)
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 713379)
scandalise some tiggers :eek

<3

Babs Feb 18th, 2011 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 713386)
Oh, that's so wrong on so many levels. :eek

It's good to be home. :)

amen

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2011 01:34 AM

So Pub :eek

I've been watching Farscape :eek

And the ship makes this annoying rumbling noise every 10 seconds :eek

It's goddamn distracting >:

Coldcache Feb 19th, 2011 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713381)
This isn't the first time she has posted a picture and then retracted it soon after because we were mean. Previously no images were saved. :eek

i want my screw-with-new-people/drink-time alter ego to officially receive credit on saving day for this one

Coldcache Feb 19th, 2011 02:53 AM

also i rarely use and no one ruined the obvious secret id for bubsy, in a related thing

Grislygus Feb 19th, 2011 02:54 AM

SHIT'S FUCKED UP, MILHOSE

NOT COOL BRAH





PLAYER HATING

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2011 04:48 AM

Pubbles, the important differentiation is that I don't really care whether or not anyone finds me attractive.

Garfield's aight.

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713403)
So Pub :eek

I've been watching Farscape :eek

Was that one of the dumb sci-fi shows I reviewed? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:50 AM

I'm surprised because I thought I was doing final seasons and I only saw the 4th season of Farscape last year. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:51 AM

Oh no wait. I totally had that Chiana avatar for years. I remember now. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713403)
And the ship makes this annoying rumbling noise every 10 seconds :eek

It's goddamn distracting >:

Yeah, Moya does that. It is to reinforce the whole 'the ship is alive' thing. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:54 AM

You could just mute the show and watch it for alien boobies like I am claiming I did. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:55 AM

Seriously, I am suggesting I don't even know the shows plot. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:55 AM

Like it matters. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713408)
Pubbles, the important differentiation is that I don't really care whether or not anyone finds me attractive.

You're not a teen girl & if you didn't care why is my inbox not graced with your nudes? :yum

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldcache (Post 713404)
i want my screw-with-new-people/drink-time alter ego to officially receive credit on saving day for this one

Dude, she pulled the pictures. Not cool reposting them (unaltered). :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 05:59 AM

:pagebrak

Big McLargehuge Feb 19th, 2011 12:18 PM

Maybe all this talk of Farscape will bring Fat Satan out of the wood works. :eek Unless he died or something :tear

Tadao Feb 19th, 2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 713358)
This one is really good though, I'll send it to your email when I get home.

I never check my fake emails, which one is it? :eek

tadaooadat@?

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713413)
You could just mute the show and watch it for alien boobies like I am claiming I did. :eek

I saw some blue Zhaan ass in one episode :x :X

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 19th, 2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713437)
I never check my fake emails, which one is it? :eek

tadaooadat@?

I don't know yet. I haven't been able to load up my computer at home since I said that. probably that email though. Is there a better one?

edit: or I could tag you in it on fbook.

RaNkeri Feb 19th, 2011 05:50 PM

'sup :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Feb 19th, 2011 06:00 PM

:O

hugs

Tadao Feb 19th, 2011 06:29 PM

Tadaooadat@yahoo works fine.

'sup fin

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2011 06:54 PM

I learned in a book today that early explorers called Maine "The Land of Bad People" because natives mooned their ships. Also, they teased starving sailors by lowering parcels of food onto sharp rocks that would break up their ships if they approached.

I smell new license plate!

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 713477)
I like how you all have such diverse and unique opinions/takes on this subject, however -- I dislike that this is still a subject days later.

clarification: I was not trolled. I was also not upset because no one called me pretty. yes, I knew that you guys were just fucking with me, but that's what bothered me. even if you weren't being serious you were still being douchebags. I didn't think that was fair since I thought I was apart of the group by now. you guys never talk to eachother like that and you certainly never do it to the other girls here so I didn't like being singled out. I wasn't even angry at all until FZ posted that I should lose my edit button, but he's always annoyed me. I was extra mean to him and I did say a lot of bad words but it wasn't because I was pmsing, I was just tired. sorry to him.

@ chojin even if I am 14 that still means i've been fit 13 years longer than you have. so haaa. i'm still the expert :rolleyes

@ grislygus, stop whining. even if you hadn't of been outted I still would have known it was you, since you are the only person here that holds their liquor about aswell as a 15 year old does, and comes onto the internet to make an ass out of themselves in the middle of the night. I don't really care that you re-posted my picture either, but I think that the way you did it was really cowardice. it's also creepy that you saved it in the first place. you weren't around when any of the other picture stuff went on, so that's no justification. and needless to say, you will not be receiving any special pet names from me any longer!

@ theleader ..:(

@ mle you should take notes from wiffles or something and be more pleasant because being so nasty to other girls makes you seem trashy :( I wasn't going to say anything but a) this isn't the first time you've jumped into a discussion out of nowhere to make snarky comments and b) I can tell you're trying to pick a fight now just because you know nobody is on my side. not cool. :\

@ babs i purposefully took my time posting this just to see how long you'd spend refreshing :eek

@ colonel <3 <3 <3

anyway, i resigned from class president so someone ought to step in before samantha returns.. there's me changing the subject and this is our new topic because we need one.

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Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:11 PM

HEY! :eek

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 07:26 PM

Why weren't you personally addressed Pub?:confused

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:31 PM

That is what I'm HEYing about. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:31 PM

Oh wait, I see. :eek

Esuohlim Feb 19th, 2011 07:31 PM

Because nobody pays attention to you :eek

Ever :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:32 PM

Nudes in my inbox. :picklehat

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713484)
Because nobody pays attention to you :eek

Ever :eek

That too. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713485)
Nudes in my inbox. :picklehat

...of Tadao. :orgasm

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2011 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 713477)

@ grislygus... I don't really care that you re-posted my picture either, but I think that the way you did it was really cowardice. it's also creepy that you saved it in the first place.

I thought Pub owned the patent on that.

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 07:38 PM

I like how elx is sitting back looking at what everyone types and like 2 hours later is going to personally address a whole different list of people (excluding Pub).

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:38 PM

It is a widely believed untruth. A lot like Danny's love for the little ladies. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 713490)
I like how elx is sitting back looking at what everyone types and like 2 hours later is going to personally address a whole different list of people (excluding Pub).

We are good to give her so much attention. :wank

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713493)
ps girls are stupidheads anyway

Wanna make out? :love

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2011 07:42 PM

Guys, I'm going to stop hating that pancake guy. Maybe he'll leave like that guy from Finland we never see. :eek

Babs Feb 19th, 2011 07:47 PM

It's only been like 3 years, are you sure I'm ready for this? I don't even know if I'm ready.


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