:pagebrak


Weird thing is, I'm sure I saw some documentary about legalized Australian prostitution (???)

Im in Argentina, biiiiiitches

Not in TAS, SA, WA, or NT. i.e: the retarded states.
Really? Cool. Pictures.

Went to the Cheesecake Factory yesterday. The blonde chick on their website talks to you.

Cheesecake is probably one of my most favourite things in the world. Communism, sex, cheesecake... I don't want to put them in order but that's the top three that I can think of. So when I saw the link to the cheesecake FACTORY I immediately clicked it.


Within seconds of hearing that womans voice I closed the window.

cheese cake factory is great if you like cheese cake and half cooked spaghetti noodles :(


I WISH GROWNUPS COULD ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU :(

Why don't you just order it for them?

IF WE HAD MATH TUDOR THRAD I COULD JUSTIFY SPOENDING MORE TIME HERE MAY-B

Spoending? At your age? Wow you kids really do grow up fast these days. :\

I warned you about her voice, zhukov :(

They have excellent cheesecake, although the portion size is out of control and they add some completely unnecessary whipped cream alongside the slice. I like their tamale cakes, which are presented in a sort of little cornhusk boat, but I figured out how to make them myself (and better, if I do say) so I don't go as often now.

They also load their food with MSG and you walk out of there with a heart thudding at odd patterns because of it.

Also, their bathroom layout sucks and I took a hard metal doorknob directly to the small of the back, with some force, as I was trying to change my daughter's diaper on the changing table. The person coming in didn't know the changing table was right behind the door, of course. I noted that in the survey (they bribe you to do surveys...they'll give you a $10 giftcard for completing a questionnaire about your visit).

You didn't warn me about her voice! You said a woman would talk to me! Add that to the promise of looking at pictures of cheesecake and I was almost losing my fingers with the speed of clickage. If you had said she was wearing a ushanka I would have had to travel through time to click any quicker.

Oh, and why the fuck would you put MSG in cheesecake? What the hell?

Math tutor thread? You and GW both? What's wrong with kids today >:

I was guessing she wanted to tutor GW in a math thread.

A homeless man kept following me yesterday, begging for cigarettes. I ended up throwing a whole pack at him and running away. I swear to god I saw bugs moving around in the guy's beard.

Looking in the back of your text books for the answers and telling kids does not qualify you as a math tutor.

I can arrange that, but I have to get back to my computer with the photoshop.

I don't know that the cheesecake has any MSG in it, but I know for sure that most of the food does.

perhaps i just wanted to chillax in a thread with nerds talking about math since that's all i do everyday anyway >:

I use algebra all the time to calculate drug doses

therefore algebra should cease to be taught in schools because it promotes illegal behavior

Come on. Tell the truth. You want GW because you think you can change him with the ways of math.

d00d if you suck at math you prob. shouldn't do that :lol

We can do that here, kiddo!

How do you feel about using the Gram-Schmidt method? Personally, I think orthonormaliziation is a waste of time!

And don't get me started on Laplace transforms >:

You fucking nerds >: >:

well, I'm good at algebra until about chapter five in the book

Algebra is for 11-year-olds

if you have placement testing you can just take the algebra subject one over and over again until you randomly end up with a score high enough to bypass the course entirely.

(thats what im doing with driving)

I always regarded algebra as an indicator of roughly how much bullshit you were willing to put up with in order to get what you want.

Which is basically how I looked at undergraduate study in general.

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Wow. That is EXACTLY how I look at English classes. :lol



Unrelated...

We can tell.

THE DR SAID I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND GAVE ME PILLS. FUCK YOU FAGHOLES TO HELL.

I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT IN THE SCIENCE AND HEALTH THREAD. FUCK.

You should probably get out and run more T. :\

Im sorry. That was wrong. :(

All true :(

Lol.

Savage, scourge, supply, and sanctify. So what?

I was in my neuro doctor's office yesterday and they asked what exercise I was getting, which is a wtf question because I'm in roughly the same boat as Tadao. So I told them I did what I could....walked and swam.

Then, later, they told me I was doing too much and should take it easy.

I asked, what the hell? Am I supposed to exercise or am I supposed to take it easy?

:(

Here you go Zhukov, although it seems to fit her big head a bit snugly.

Mines been trying to get me to swim forever, I finally had a sunburn to show him.

Sounds like your doctors are a couple of nappy-headed hos :lol

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How do brown people get sunburns?

Hes yellow.

oh, do they? i dated a mocha style boy and he could only get sunburn around his nipples...

Japs turn white when they stay out of the sun :(

They do get sunburned.

I've become addicted to store-bought fresh salsa :( The kind that comes in the plastic containers, hell no to the jarred stuff.

Does anyone here make their own salsa? The only problem with store-bought is the sodium content (which isn't even that high anyway) but I figure homemade stuff probably tastes a lot better too.

I don't want any errant fluorine atoms creating reactions and poisoning my salsa >:

i was always told that i had math "disabilities" by various child psychologists, psychiatrists, and school counselors

Then i got into college and discovered that math was fucking easy when you had decent teachers and hired a tutor that you got along with. THEN i discovered that only about one fifth of my fellow students could understand simple shit like logarithms and unreal numbers (even after having the subjects explained to them for an entire term), which has further confirmed my suspicion that child psychiatrists and their ilk are incompetent moneygrubbing drama queens

Hey Gus, four posts since June 12. Let's step it up a little >:

It really does take good teachers. Math's as easy for me to learn as English was when I was a kid, it just needs to be taught properly.

That said, there's a reason why I'm an English major.

seriously, what the fuck kind of ingrate perscribes heavy pill cocktails to an eight year old based on GUESSWORK

"well, you see, we have this list full of symptoms, and your son has quite a few of them... not enough for any ACTUAL diagnosese, no, but since he's having trouble in school it's pretty clear to me that your son has ADD, various mood disorders, and based on his family history we're going to figure that he has manic depression, too. Oh, he doesn't have manic depression? You're wrong, the problem's probably just exhibiting itself in subtle ways that you're just too dense to notice. Now, we're going to mix and match various heavy medications to SEE IF THEY WORK, just in case. Take this chart home, and start making immediate notes if he begins acting abnormally or abruptly develops severe anger problems"

I'm working, going to school, and getting laid on a regular basis again. IT'S TOUGH, OKAY? I'M TRYING. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME, I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN I'm going to run to my room and SLAM MY DOOR, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

I learned more math teaching myself from the book than I ever learned from all my shitty teachers and professors.

I mean, really GW, just literally rewrite the practice problems step by step. Once you've rewritten it, try doing the same practice problem again but just change one or two of the numbers. Then find the similar homework problems and follow the same steps. When it comes to math problems any idiot can learn and retain new shit by repeating problems over and over again until you can do the steps to the problem without thinking about it. It'll be tedious, but when it's time to take the test it should just be second nature by then.

Good news, I figured out how to do it while on speed like four hours ago

which reinforces my belief that everyone I've ever met has lied to me about drugs being bad for you

I'm sorry I snapped at you Gus you know you're the chiseled-from-stone adonis that I hopelessly aspire to be one day

man, online courses are only taught by broken, lazy, half-suicidal freak geeks that have no idea what they're doing because they constantly have recurring migraines from when their college fraternity brothers used to constantly trick them into smoking a mix of hemp, nutmeg, mothballs, banana peels, and instant concrete

Mine's an online course, I've figured everything out without the textbook, I get unlimited tries on questions so I can never ever get anything but 100% on homework assignments, all of the homework can be done months before the due date and most of my stuff wasn't due a good two weeks until after the course started, and I've spent all my time on the class sitting around, listening to the misfits, eating potato chips, and drinking beer

I am never, ever taking an offline math course again

jesus fucking christ this got me laughing so hard

so, anyway, serious question time. what's a good way to gently indicate to your girlfriend that it would be nice if she could find some way to not have her vagina reek of incredibly pungeant piss because seriously it is at an inexplicable level and I just can't get my face near that again

i'm talking rotten asparagus here, this is not a joke and i need advice from the lady folk as to how to diplomatically approach this potentially embarrassing revelation because I am blunt

Put plain yogurt on your penis. It will kill the odor-causing bacteria.

Trust me.

why is this song so addictive :(

I was about to scoff and say it wasn't, but I sat there and watched the whole video, even though you hear it everyday on TV, so I guess it is :(

I bought two of these:



And one of these:



The speakers (or monitors as we in the biz refer to them as :\), KRK RP 06s, are great, and they also kill all insects within a ten meter radius when the bass is turned up.

The camera, Nikon D5000, is also great, and I got it for a great price. Unfortunately I wont be able to take the 200mm lens on my next overseas journey, since the particular country only allows lenses up to 150mm. Great.

Happy Birthday, Emu

I didnt think they let any cameras in there. :confused:

Is GW still pretending to be a ladyfolk?

Anyway.

Shower together and call it foreplay. You can put an amorous spin on making sure she's well-scrubbed in the nether regions. This is also an excellent opportunity for you to make sure you don't smell like sweaty ballsack.

Maybe next time you'll smell your finger first.

Nice monitors Zhukov, I wanted to get the same kind you have but I'm running on an extremely tight budget right now.

BLACKNESS IS AN ALL NATURAL SUNBLOCK

THE bLACKER THE HIGHER THE SPF

:(

I knew I wasn't gonna get much with that.

I didn't see it. Happy Birthday, Emu!

zhukov - cool speakers bro, i use the 5s as computer speakers

Doesn't he rate a new thread? :(

Happy birthday anyway, Emu. Knock your socks off ... :)

Redneck metal never sounded so good, I bet. What input are you using (RCA, XLR, TRS)? I've been told that RCA doesn't do it justice, but it still sounds great to me

These things are raw power, I tell you what. I went out looking for 5s but I got the display model 6s from my local record store for a hundred cheaper, so there you go.

I have used this technique before. It can be effective

I just got back from a fireworks acquisition mission to the middle of nowhere. All legal, but some stuff friends bought is pretty crazy.

fireworks pics and details, if they are as crazy as you say

shower idea is a go

Che Guevara was not an asshole >:(

Its a quote obviously for the purposes of humor, or were you too high to notice, hippie.

Don't worry my possibly Columbian friend, Kitsa is on our side.

The majority of the fireworks are for a party tonight that promises to be insane. A few guys go together and buy roughly $1000 worth of stuff...really, more than that because they know the owner and he basically just throws shit into their cart. We went for a "finishing touches" run last night and I think retail was several hundred dollars.

I will take photos. The owner just picks up a huge package marked $750 or something crazy like that, and says "Have you seen these? Here, light it off in the parking lot, see what it does." It's in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere, but still.

It was funny because he was running around in front of customers, going, "Not this, that's shit....here, this one...not that one, that's all packaging..."



ps- let me know how the shower thing works out...I may or may not have used this technique myself.

I think that as a medical student in Argentina he was relatively well-intentioned. So was Ulrike Meinhof, for that matter. However, by the time he got to Cuba, I think it would not be unreasonable to say that he had become a bit asshole-ish.

However, the quote is from this:

Happy Birthday Italian Stereotype. I hope you are fistbumping like a champ.

!haey kcuf, eciv imaim

you you you you you you you you you you you

I'VE BEEN SO BORED AS OF LATE I'VE BEEN USING STRIPCREATOR :(

My favorite random comic I found is a heartfelt and poetic number called "Our Family Reunion" http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Lille/498858/

angel of mercy angel delight, give me.my. reward in heaven tonight

lady writer on the tv

she kne w all about her histor


y yuo could hardly write your name

something something just the same

way down douth

way down south

london town

check out guitar george

he knows

all the chords

he dont wanna make it cry or sing

Untrue

you you you you you you you you you you you you you

Sorry Gus but you're banned until morning. It's 5:10am and I don't want to clean up your strewn-about-the-forums drunk posting right now >:

Hey ya heeeeeeyyyyy yaahhhhh

Giant wheel of 32,000 firecrackers...




Stretched the length of the yard several times over in long strips....took about 7 minutes total when lit in several places with a blowtorch. Red paper was flying and there was a pretty thick haze in the air.

probably attracted any Chinese people in the vicinity, too.


That is awesome. Do we get to see them explode?

ummm....I know I had to cut the video off early and didn't get all of them because my battery was crapping out on me. Let me see if I can get a still.

The fireworks went on for a good 2.5-3 hours, counting little pauses for setup inbetween.


Edit:


Each string of firecrackers (each length of the yard) took about 1 minute and 57 seconds of straight bangbangbangbang. I timed it with a stopwatch.

There was all kinds of ash-fallout and hot embers raining down and I hid under the deck. Here's my view:



Imagine that for about 3 hours nonstop.




:america

3 hours is a shirtload of fireworks. That is really cool.



I miss fireworks :(

do they not allow fireworks in tizz-my-nia?

Mr. Kitsa had a video, but I googled his info because I KNOW WHAT YOU JERKS DO HERE and I decided that no, I would not be making his information accessible :(

Be a real man this 4th; play baseball with mortar tube rounds.