Pretend to be the person above you!!
 

So, I figured a thread like this would relieve some of the tension here on I-Mockery and give us all a chance to see how we come across to other mockers! What you do is you go in and post a comment that would seem normal for the last poster in the thread! I hope this lasts a long time, because this is bound to be great fun! Since Rog is admin, I'll start by pretending to be him!


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Hey guys, I don't know what's more fun, killing zombies or BEING a zombie!

*sighs* my name is Seth... I never smile. Ever. I'm sad :(

I like to conciously post pictures of myself that I think are bad because I'm not wearing any makeup! Someone say I'm pretty please... :(

;>

I just had my character in Kingdom of Villians draw a picture of my fiancee! Want to see it?

I'm so dull my personality isn't apparent enough on the boards to make fun of!

Hey everybody, do this. C'mon, it'll be great

BOYS HATE ME :(

GOD DAMN ******S! >:

I'm weirder than my avatar :(

I'm a faggot.

I'm totally cooler than Terra!

Someday I'll be the funniest person on this message board and you'll all regret not getting on my good side while you had the chance!

I just finished Jugovels book on German Mormonism and I'd like to talk about it in one long unbroken sentence.

I'm a grammical error ;<

I worship Jonathan Clement

No one knows who I am :(

I liek byos!!!1!!!!1!!!"#¤¤&#½!

LOL! OMFG ALL YOUR BASE KICKS ASS!!!!11!!one

Rock on, my brave mountee friends! :rock

I'm going to be RaNkeri's best friend.

terra is my friend :(

CAT PICTURES AND/OR VIDEOS

i don't remember why i did this

i have something to add

I make up for the fact that I have a small penis by pushing around the forums and feeling big about it, not to mention I fucking love the furrys

I hate everyone on I-mock and only stick around so they can see that their insults have not phased me. Also i miss sports :(

I bloody love tea & crumpets

i can't decide which i love more, being wholly unremarkable or gay internet animated GIFs. i leave that question up to the philosophers.

I think animated GIFs are gay, because they lag my PC >:

I also have secret internet treehouse meetings with arrowx on habbo hotel that often end with me exiting the bathroom sweating like James Brown.

I take candy from children and I have a huge smile the whole time I do it.

i am quite confident that i have the best avatar ever

People don't REALLY hate me, they're just jealous of my coolness.

Im secretly Womti. Either that or suck equally as much.

I'm quite confident the majority of the boards like me, even though my dad punches me in my stupid dumb face, then shits down my mouth, all the while I'm calling out Blue Oatmeals name!

Everybody likes me, right?

:sobs:

I'm almost as lame as my avatar

I find Full House funny, My avatar is yet more lame, I eat cardboard and have an ass of stone. I like to beat small children and steal their lunch money, and I like to throw rocks at old grannies.

I only post to make fun of people that are even less known than myself to gain acceptance.

My avatar causes fucking seizures.

boy I'm gonna show these guys what's what, just you see CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS

I can't get over when that Trash fellow wrote a crappy Chuck Norris joke.

I'm an pathetic loser. :(

I'm trying to become zany and witty by double posting int the act liek the person above you thread. thus I act liek myself and express my discontent for such a stupid post.

it either :rock or does not :rock and the only way to say that something :rock is to use this :rock face all the :rock in' time because i think this face really :rock it really captures the :rock essence of :rock

:rock

I LIKE ARTING AND FARTING

movies that are actually good might be good but they're not worth talking about everyone let's talk about sledgehammer instead
i mean why not i like irrelevant things

Chaotic spatters of color is art when I do it.

It's a shame that my artistic talents dont make up for my complete and utter lack of a personality

Hey, I'm too cool for you.

Motherfucking new girls.

I'm going to waste one of Sacks' posts by posting before him.

I dont even know who I am

I too am Sacks

Man I suck. Even at art.


EDIT: I AM SACKS

I project what I feel are my shortcomings on cooler, and much more attractive, boardmembers.

I posted in this thread on Apr 02 12:43 EST

Man I really suck.

EDIT AGAIN I AM SACKS

stop butting in

I AM SO EAGER TO POST

I can never seem to pull off a proper ribbing successfully. I am so jealous of Sacks and his shortlived yet highly renowned website!

I USED TO BE USEFUL BUT NOW I JUST TELL PEOPLE WHAT I'M LISTENING TO

EDIT I AM RONGI >:

THIS THREAD IS IN SHAMBLES!

Please skip, not funny.

NO ONE LIKES ME :(

Muddy Waters - Deep Down In Florida

TERRA I FUCKING HATE YOU

I'm going to overthrow Iron Mitchell.

I DRAW

i haven't put a period in a post since 2004

I suck but I've been around long enough

I am an enjoyable board member!

I make no sense half the time, but I'm still funny most of the time!

I am to Chojin as Garfunkel is to Simon

I secretly wish I had one of those dancing Mega Man avatars

Just think of my high post count as practice!

I like to draw things but I can't ever get skin tones right cause i'm colorblind :< :< :<

I love this thread!

I NEVER VISIT CHOJIN OR MLE EXCEPT WHEN THEY BRIBE ME

I wish Terra would post another picture!

I am the female Fartin Mowler

I just made a good joke!

I like riding Chojins coat tales on this messageboard!!

i really liked his joke!

I. AM. MLE.

I wish I could keep up with this thread!!

I wish I knew how to spell!

I wish I could think of better comebacks!

IT SURE IS HARD TYPE WITH CHOJIN'S EGO IN THE WAY

I AM MLE AGAIN

DUH! Someone explain how this thread goes again???

Me and Terra are BFF so don't you make fun of her >:

I have been surprisingly funny recently!

WHO WANTS SOME COMPLIMENTS?

Me and my buddies are the only cool people on the site, and to prove it, we're going to revive our matching avatars from several months ago.

When they show Looney Tunes I change the channel because those jokes are old and I demand only the freshest of humor

I make jokes about people that really don't apply to them.

I don't get those jokes.

I want goatsecks with Terra

I TYPE FAST

I assume that someone doesn't get a joke just because they point out the lack of relevance of a Looney Tunes reference.

EDIT: I was MLE

i really am totally lame

I TALK TO SAM ON AIM