As of 10:00 pm EST 4/5/06, I have 575 posts!
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I have a title.
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If I change my avatar only 4 more times the internet will finally explode.
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I slept my way through comedy school, and I still failed.
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I tell it like it is. I'm a straight-shooter. I call it as I see it.
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I brownnose people who mildly support me, and go hobocrazy on those who don't. But doing this makes my mom happy because I stopped touching myself and leaving cum-starched socks in the laundyr hamper.
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I Like to see people in pain
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I weighed less than 3 pounds at birth and I was choking on my umbilacal cord when I came out. I am trapped inside of my own brain.
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I need to get to the store to buy some body oil but I can't fit through my door frame anymore :(
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hey-eh.
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I can't stop getting pregnant!
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i'm a chocolate snob.
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Beware, mockers! Make the slightest grammatical mistake, and I WILL make you cry.
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If eating exotic animals was a job, I'd be Donald Trump and fire the rest of your sorry beef-n-chicken-eating asses.
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I secretly wonder if posting in this thread will make me popular, and then I remember that I posted in the thread about that club with the really long acronym and then I feel bad.
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I'm awesome
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I'm hot
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I'm a tick! :)
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I'm the size of a tick!
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I wish somebody would buy my bow tie!!
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Look at me!
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I am bland.
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I was told I wasn't allowed to play in this thread anymore.
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I have a girlfriend in my mind.
I'm allowing plenty of time between posts. That was the warning. Two mintues and nobody has posted yet. |
There's meat curtains where my pussy should be.
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