I hate everyone on I-mock and only stick around so they can see that their insults have not phased me. Also i miss sports :(

I bloody love tea & crumpets

i can't decide which i love more, being wholly unremarkable or gay internet animated GIFs. i leave that question up to the philosophers.

I think animated GIFs are gay, because they lag my PC >:

I also have secret internet treehouse meetings with arrowx on habbo hotel that often end with me exiting the bathroom sweating like James Brown.

I take candy from children and I have a huge smile the whole time I do it.

i am quite confident that i have the best avatar ever

People don't REALLY hate me, they're just jealous of my coolness.

Im secretly Womti. Either that or suck equally as much.

I'm quite confident the majority of the boards like me, even though my dad punches me in my stupid dumb face, then shits down my mouth, all the while I'm calling out Blue Oatmeals name!

Everybody likes me, right?

:sobs:

I'm almost as lame as my avatar

I find Full House funny, My avatar is yet more lame, I eat cardboard and have an ass of stone. I like to beat small children and steal their lunch money, and I like to throw rocks at old grannies.

I only post to make fun of people that are even less known than myself to gain acceptance.

My avatar causes fucking seizures.

boy I'm gonna show these guys what's what, just you see CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS

I can't get over when that Trash fellow wrote a crappy Chuck Norris joke.

I'm an pathetic loser. :(

I'm trying to become zany and witty by double posting int the act liek the person above you thread. thus I act liek myself and express my discontent for such a stupid post.

it either :rock or does not :rock and the only way to say that something :rock is to use this :rock face all the :rock in' time because i think this face really :rock it really captures the :rock essence of :rock

:rock

I LIKE ARTING AND FARTING

movies that are actually good might be good but they're not worth talking about everyone let's talk about sledgehammer instead
i mean why not i like irrelevant things

Chaotic spatters of color is art when I do it.

It's a shame that my artistic talents dont make up for my complete and utter lack of a personality

Hey, I'm too cool for you.