I WANT TO START AN INTERNET FAD

I think Terra has the prettiest eyes. I wish I could shave her beard.

I would give up my daughter to save Terra's online honour.

I eat so much Godiva that I blew my feet out

I AM A SHITCUNT

If I can't think of anything else to say I will rely on the old stand by and call her a cunt!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Ditto to more feet stuff

MLE wishes she was as thin as me!

I apparantly take on shitcunt apprenticeships

I am irrelevant and nobody knows who I am.

People wish they didn't know who I am.

I think I will color my hair again so people might notice me.

Even though I claim to be a mother with a husband i find enough time in my schedule to yell at kids on the internet at 1 in the morning

Negative attention is still attention!

[edit] I am faster than internet!

I wish I had a family too!

I'm getting ready to go to sleep with my husband of many years and wake up to my family.. :)

Love ya toots!

I make fun of Maggie's tragic lack of family and take it too far :(

I was Lotida, but we're together so much it's easy to get confused

People don't know me! :(

Thank Christ there are a few people around here that know what a fucxktard really is..

I wish I had friends.

family > fucktards

*cries*

~love, maggiekarp

HEY! It's not fair that Maggie is quoting herself!! :(

My only defense against Maggie is to make fun of how she is a cult classic