I am a young growing boy of 23 who hasnt learned to shave and mastubates to grainy video of british women being led through confusing human sized rat mazes.

I entered this thread, not to imitate the person who posted above me but to find out WHAT I AM REALLY ABOUT



I am so really self deceiving ::{

I'm a swell guy.

Welcome to CVS! Where are the toiletries located, you ask? Well I'm looking in the direction of the toiletries, sir, I don't understand what the difficulty is.

I'm not a reatard. Do retards even act like this?

I am the epitome of internet faggotry.

I'm from scandinavia, i like to do scandinavian things. Like, go fishing or dance the tango. :(

I don't post nearly enough, even though every time I return, people still love me!

Brains aren't everything. In fact in my case they're nothing.

I need to shut up because I'm ruining what used to be a good thread!

Plus, my avatar is too big!

Im going to tell you this, not because I am a spitefull person but because I believe in HONESTY; i hate you, i hate you, i hate you

What am I going to do for my face when the baboon wants his ass back? :(

I use this thread to put use to my GARFIELDS GUIDE TO BIG FAT HAIRY PUT-DOWNS THAT WORK EVERYTIME book

No one on i-mockery talks about things I want to talk about :(

I'm inconsistent!

Don't call me "Schmid" or I'll kill ya grrrrrrrrrr

My jokes have started to rust, they're not even funny anymore :(

When I don't get what the previous poster is saying I should just keep my mouth shut instead of making a fool of myself.

I can't stand it, when someone proves that I failed :(

Every time I see a picture of Jesus, I laugh. Running gags are HILARIOUS.

I spend all my time playing videogames and watching anime. And I get to go to E3 and no one else can because I make games for a living. Yet I am not an asshole about it.

I DON'T REALLY CARE OF ERADICATING THE FORUMS OF SPAMMERS AND ANNOYANCES. I WILL GAIN EVERYONE'S TRUST AND ONE DAY STAB RoG IN THE BACK, AND BECOME THE OVERSEER OF THIS FORUM. THE FORUM SHALL BE ALL MINE. ALL MIIIIIINE. MWAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

Who knows what I named myself after! It sure sounds badass though.

My avatar kicks ass, but you cant see it.

I AM SO EVIL I DIRECTED STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE AND CO-WROTE METALLICA'S THE UNFORGIVEN II.