Probably for the best that you forget her. She sounds like she was planning to start up with new guy for awhile and was just pushing you away to get that going. Would have been better if she was honest but women like her cannot be honest. I mean honestly, who says "it's a bad time for a relationship" then gets in another relationship a few weeks later? People who cheat that's who. You can do better and eventually you will

KICK HER ASS

WITH YOUR PENIS

I was on coke when I posted that. Money spent? wtf?

And no, yeah I totally still miss her. Just trying to move on. Feeling pretty shitty about all the loose poon I've crushed lately. I'd rather just go back to working, saving money, doing P90X daily and getting stoned with my room mate for right now.

...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????

I DIDN'T GET NO INVITATION.

He's a dumbass if he skipped out on a fun skyrim party to do coke alone. That's what we call, 'the first step to giving blowjobs for crack'.

no, I worked all day on no sleep and I was mid whore-coke-misery when you texted me. That sounded awesome as shit and I would have loved to come but I was too scared to drive because I didn't know what I would be like.

not to mention the next day I felt like shit. Anything that makes you feel like trash the next day I don't like to mess with. Mainly because I work/workout/run in the mornings and I don't like anything that keeps me in bed (gf's included).

Elx is trying to catch you on the rebound
You cheeky kids, you

:lol

YOU REFUSED TO COME TO GEEKATHON SO YOU COULD COKE IT UP WITHA BUNCH OF HOOKERS

WTF

thrasho is so gross!

yuck!

Yeah I don't normally critique your decisions but you can't turn down an elx party with skyrim

Especially for c'cain, look what it did to Dewey Cox

i can't tell if you guys are kidding about elx's nerdparty or not

but i am insulted that i wasn't invited

I wasn't kidding. Nerd party sounded funner than being a coked up loner.

we're going to get intoxicated and watch the meteor shower this thursday night, YOU SHOULD ALL COME, but wear gloves!

I'LL PROBLY BE THERE. WITH A QUARTER O OF WEED THAT I WILL GLADLY SHARE.

MAYBE MY ROOM MATE TOO.

OK.

Also, on a this-thread related note...

There is the nicest, sweetest girl who works at the place that I do, and we flirt and talk alot, it's obvious that she likes me.

I've decided not to pursue though. She's a sweet heart and everyone keeps asking me when I'm going to ask her out. I'm not going too. I know i'm not over my ex right now and I feel like I would just hurt her. I know that people say that hurting others will make you feel good about yourself but I'd rather not.

I feel better about making this decision rather than crushing some poor young girls spirit :/

I kind of want to smoke with her and just hang out, that might be a bad idea though.

ALSO WEED.

hey.

weed.

Who the fuck says that? Also, go for it. In the course of going for it, you'll forget about it.

NEXT TIME YOU DO COKE SNORT IT OFF YOUR OWN DICK, WHAT AAAAAAAAA RRRRUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

The band is back together

You wouldn't go see that concert?

Okay, boyo, here's my advice: Get your sorry sack off that couch and let go of the bong for a while. Take a shower, put on a day-old t-shirt and jeans you haven't washed in three weeks. Walk over to wherever this nice chick is, or take the bus for added effect. Walk over to her, and invite her to your place for a dicking session. Word it exactly like that; women love being objectified. They eat that shit up.
Then reach orgasm in thirty seconds and bawl into her shoulder for the next hour about how life isn't fair and you just want to be loved

This plan has promise

Do it.

And God speed to you Fayg0

that picture makes me sad :(

this whole week is booked with poon that i could give a shit less about. I dont even know why im doing it.